What are some of the slowest deliveries you ve ever received that make you laugh and cry?

The slowest delivery I ever received was 2014's Singles' Day, which was the first time I learned to shop online, and I wasn't too familiar with it, so I fell in love with a base sweater online and added it to my cart early. On the day of Double 11, I successfully filmed it. But my colleagues have received the baby one after another, but my baby has not returned, I am in a hurry, so I contacted Want Want, but Want Want's reply is that the double eleven logistics is slow, let me not worry, wait, I then waited for a few days, three times and five times, just not the goods, and finally the merchant helped me check the order number, saying that it has been sent.

I just couldn't find the logistics information, there was no way, the merchant took the initiative to ask for a refund for me. Alas, I am also very disappointed, after all, it is the first time to buy online, and it is my very favorite baby, no way, only endure the pain, because of logistics reasons and a failure of online shopping. It is estimated that Double 11 has passed more than a month, I have forgotten about online shopping to the clouds, and suddenly received a strange **, it turned out to be my Double 11 express delivery, you say my feelings are not laughable.

What makes me smile bitterly is that once, I bought a hula hoop, bought this hula hoop to send a skipping rope, I bought this express I remember very clearly, because I want to exercise, I have been paying attention to this express, I don't say that the express delivery is slow, because there will be when it is slow, send the express to know my home, and do not hit **, send it to be placed at the door of my house, and when I go home and open it, there is only a skipping rope without a hula hoop, and the gift is sent without the ** I bought, I will contact the express, the express has been signed, I contacted the merchant to ask him to reissue, he began to say to verify it, I kept urging, he said it was still verifying, I was angry, I kept sending it, and the result was that she verified that ** and sent it together, it was a problem with the express, it may have been lost in transit, my obedient! She said that there was no way to reissue, and she wanted me to return the goods before I reissued, and I said that I would return them, and the shipping cost of the return would have to be paid by me, my mother! I got angry, just like a small secret complaint, the result I was still more satisfied, I applied for a refund, the money arrived in seconds, and then I didn't send back the skipping rope, this express really made me smile bitterly!

How do you feel like crying or laughing? The slowest and slowest thing I received should be a dress bought on a certain ** (forum), at that time** was not developed, and there were not so many express companies now, it seems that there are only surface mail and EMS. **Surface mail is selected.

But I haven't received it for a long time, and I haven't given the courier information. Slowly, I thought it was impossible to receive it. (At that time, there will be a situation where online shopping will be deceived and the money will not be shipped in the past.)

At that time, it was a bank transfer, there was no guarantee) As a result, a year later, on a sunny afternoon, I actually heard the doorbell and got the package from the courier. I don't remember the dress anymore at this time. The results were received.

However, I didn't need the dress anymore. After trying it on, I kept it there and never wore it once. That's the slowest delivery I've ever received.

Later, there were more and more express companies, and you could also check the logistics information, and there was nothing more exaggerated than this time.

Express, express, heavy in a "fast" word. However, sometimes, the express delivery is not "fast" at all, but "slow" to make people suffer. The slowest courier I have ever received was to wait for 10 days, usually only 3 days to arrive, that took more than twice as long, the important thing is that I am not buying on a festival like Double 11, otherwise it is estimated to be slower.

I remember buying a pair of high heels, because there was no size for me, and the customer service said that it would take a day to order, so I said, just wait, it's not bad for this day. Two days later, look at the logistics information, show that it has been shipped, after not paying attention, the result waited for a week, found that the express has not been received, a check of the logistics information, the express was sent to other provinces, and was abducted to a more distant province, obviously in the next province, but turned to the other two provinces, left and right, etc., until the afternoon of the 10th day to receive, really speechless, usually have not encountered this situation, this is also the only time the slowest express, to travel a lap before running to my hands.

I remember once I bought a pair of slippers online, three days to ship, normal situation today will be filmed tomorrow will arrive, the result of five days has not arrived, ** consultation said that it has been delivered and signed, but in the doorman to find a long time did not. The courier brother still didn't believe it, and he didn't come to find it in person, so he went to the company next door to take a look, and it turned out that it was sent by mistake. After that, he apologized to me vigorously and said that he should never complain about him.

It's not easy to think about him, so I didn't complain, and this express delivery became the slowest for me.

It was when TV shopping was just emerging,My family and I chose a product in it,It says cash on delivery,I clearly remember that it was a TV shopping column of Hebei Satellite TV,It should be called Best Buy Immediately,I can't remember the specifics。 The purchase should be an electrical appliance, the next thing that followed the order is a long and indefinite wait, and the customer service often asks ** at the beginning, did you receive it? I said no, the other party said, don't worry, it's already on the way, of course I don't mind, after all, it's cash on delivery!

Who knew that the wait would be endless, day by day, day by day, time getting longer and longer, I began to get impatient. I called ** to consult the seller, and responded to me, if something is delayed, don't be anxious. Later, more than a month passed, and I never received it, and the customer service told me jokes and humorous jokes every day, persuading me not to worry, it would arrive.

In this way, I continued to wait hard, and after waiting for more than a month, I finally broke out, I said to my family, we don't want it, what is the after-sales service, it is simply **. As he was talking, **came, I saw that it was after-sales**, and before I could speak, the other party whispered: "Dear customer, hello!"

Did you receive the product? Is it easy to use? Do you have any suggestions?

Three questions in a row, I was angry and scolded, don't do it! "The other party actually toughened up and warned me that the product has been sent out and you must ask for it, otherwise we will see you in court, I couldn't cry and laugh, and told the other party that we didn't receive it at all, and you mailed the product to the United States for more than two months! I scoffed, and the other party said, "Do you want more?"

I said, don't you love it! I didn't receive the product, and I made a fuss, this is my TV shopping experience, it's really incredible! Eat a trench, grow a wisdom, I don't believe them TV shopping anymore!

The usual time is okay, a few years ago, there was a double 11 when I bought a thing, thinking that even if the double 11 logistics is relatively slow, it can arrive in a week, but the express delivery was delayed for more than half a month. In the end, I forgot the existence of this express, until more than half a month later I received a courier, I felt more confused, after opening it, I found that this express was bought more than half a month ago. Because it's Double 11, I don't buy anything, so I don't care too much about these, as long as the things arrive at me safely.

The process of express delivery is generally like this, receiving - reaching the transit network (some have to transfer many times) - the destination network - sorting by region - delivery.

Now the mainstream express delivery is Jingdong, SF, EMS, Shentong, Yuantong, Zhongtong, Yunda, Baishi, and some small express.

The reasons for the slow arrival time are as follows:

1. The most direct time for express delivery is that the distance is proportional.

2. It is related to the number of outlets, the more outlets, the faster the arrival time.

3. Whether the express company owns cargo planes, transport vehicles, and the number of vehicles it has.

4. Distribution of express outlets. Express delivery is generally to the provincial central outlets, then to the municipal outlets, then to the county or district outlets, and then to the township outlets, and finally to the consumer.

Hello dear, the current express delivery is relatively slow, mainly because of the impact of the epidemic. The new coronavirus epidemic has led to the restriction and control of transportation and logistics in many regions, resulting in a decrease in efficiency and speed in the process of express transportation, and the speed of sending and receiving express mail has also decreased due to epidemic control. With the opening of the epidemic, a large number of logistics and express personnel will have positive cases in the short term, and they will not be able to work normally, and the transit and transportation speed of express mail will also be affected.

As a result, the delivery speed of express delivery is even slower, and only after the epidemic is completely over. Only then can the express delivery industry return to normal, and the speed of express delivery can return to the previous normal state. Hope it helps.