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Anonymous users2024-02-16Xiao Ming is a guy who wants to be famous, he always wants to be some kind of Internet V, or the kind of Han Han and the three young people of the Tang family. He kept sticking to me and asked, "Big brother, big brother, how can I find my name by searching?"
I thought about it for a while and said, "You go and improve the encyclopedia, and you should be able to easily find your name!" He yelled at me
He yelled at me again: "My special post was harmonized, grandma's, this trick doesn't work!" I thought about it again and said
Otherwise, you go to Weibo to spread rumors, there is not much technical content, as long as you dare to pull the calf, others will dare to believe it! ”.
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Anonymous users2024-02-15The teacher quoted another person and said to us: You only like to drink plain water, but you add carbonated when you see that Coke is very refreshing, and you add sugar when you see that orange juice is very sweet, and it is precisely because you often compare yourself with others that you want everything, so that later, you don't know what you really want. Sometimes, the happiness that others have is not for you, when you throw away those carbonic acid and saccharin, you are you, and when you lose everything, you know what you only want.
It's a pity that the people below are all children who grew up eating McDonald's KFC, so the children asked: Teacher, are you thirsty? Give you Coke, I just bought it The teacher is angry:
Can't you get rid of the useless? The children said, "If you remove the water, you are left with carbonic acid and saccharin......
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Anonymous users2024-02-14When my wife came home from work and saw that I was playing games, she complained: "You don't do any work at home all day, you know that you are so selfish when you play a game alone!" "I think what my wife said is quite reasonable, so I quickly called a few friends to come over and play together.
Go to a small restaurant for dinner on a business trip. I saw someone eating noodles, and he "sucked" and ate it very deliciously. I also ordered a bowl of Zheng.
When the noodles came, I tasted too bad. I asked the guy: Dude, such unpalatable noodles.
You can eat it too. The man looked at me and shouted at the kitchen, "My wife said that the noodles you made are unpalatable."
Wife: The 50th wedding anniversary is called the Golden Wedding.
The 25th anniversary is called the Silver Wedding.
We're about to celebrate our second wedding anniversary, what is it called? "Me: Second marriage! "Wife.
Morning exercise with my wife, a daughter passed by, wife: Do you smell it? I said alarmedly: What do you smell? Wife: Rouge gouache.
Taste! Me: Oh, mediocre fans! Hum. Fortunately, I didn't say the wrong thing in my wit, and it smells good, hahaha.
In the early years, a teacher drew a circle on the blackboard in class for elementary school students to relate. There is a student who can't do without food. The teacher told him to think again, and not to have anything to do with what he ate.
The student said, "Mouse hole." The teacher said
Why did you think of a rat hole? The student said, "There's food in there."
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Anonymous users2024-02-13Why do cookies fly back? Because he's making magic cookies. Why do dogs fly for bai? Because he ate du magic cookie zhi
Why do eagles fly? Because he will fly when he comes.
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Anonymous users2024-02-12One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs are at the doorway and one is on the roof. (Pig A and Pig B are at the doorway, and Pig C is on the roof.) Pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". So:
Wolf: "Who are you?" ”
Pig A: "Yes! ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig A: "'What' on the roof. ”
Wolf: "What is your name, I mean?" ”
Pig A: "My name is 'who', 'what' on the roof!" ”
The wolf asked Pig B again.
Wolf: "Who are you?" ”
Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who' (referring to Pig A.)." ”
Wolf: "You know him?" ”
Pig B: "Hmm! ”
Wolf: "Who is he?" ”
Pig B: "Yes. ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig B: "'What' on the roof!" ”
Wolf: "Where?" ”
Pig B: "'Where' is me." ”
Wolf: "Who?" ”
Pig B: "Who is he." (pointing to pig A)".
Wolf: "How do I know?" ”
Pig B: "Who are you looking for?" ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig B: "He's on the roof." ”
Wolf: "Where?" ”
Pig B: "It's me." ”
Wolf: "Who?" ”
Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who'".
Wolf: "Oh my God! ”
Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad! ”
Wolf: "What, your father?" ”
Pig B: "No! ”
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”
Pigs A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?" ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig A: "No, our grandfather is 'why'. ”
Wolf: "Why? ”
Pig A: "Yes! ”
Wolf: "What is it?" ”
Pig A: "No, 'why'. ”
Wolf: "Who?" ”
Pig A: "Who am I?" ”
Wolf: "Who are you?" ”
Pig A": Yes, I am 'who'. ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig A, B: "He's on the roof." "Thank you.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11One day a neuropathy asked another person: 1+1=?, A2; 1+2=?, A3; Suddenly, with a bang, the neurotic man blew on the muzzle of the gun and said: You know too much.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10The village chief's son was going to travel to the United States, and the village chief said, "Son, for the sake of the whole village." You must not come back with AIDS, if you do, your wife will be finished, if your wife is finished, then I will be finished, if I am finished, then your mother will be finished, if your mother is finished, then the whole village will be finished.
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When I went out to play with my classmates, I called two cars because of the large number of people, and when I got in the car, I told the master, "Master, someone is following us", and the master said, "Well, I know." As a result, he found that a taxi behind him was missing, so he asked the master, "Where is the taxi behind?" I saw the master say solemnly, "Don't worry, get rid of it." ”
The miniskirt that the beautiful woman was wearing was beautiful, and I wanted to buy it for my wife. I asked her where you bought this dress, and she scolded me for being a stinky rascal and told me to put it down.
What I want to recommend is "Witty Prison Life", the funny details interspersed from time to time in the TV series are also very hilarious, such as the scene of flipping the table and playing a little confused from time to time, such as Kim Jihyuk always comes to a hard and hard diversion of attention when he can't solve the problem, such as Peng Minister's refill is also cute and funny.
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