Share a joke that you find particularly hilarious

When I went out to play with my classmates, I called two cars because of the large number of people, and when I got in the car, I told the master, "Master, someone is following us", and the master said, "Well, I know." As a result, he found that a taxi behind him was missing, so he asked the master, "Where is the taxi behind?" I saw the master say solemnly, "Don't worry, get rid of it." ”

The eldest and the second child took the plane, the second child was airsick, and he kept vomiting and vomiting, and he was about to vomit a bag, so the boss quickly got up and went to the flight attendant to ask for another bag. As a result, when he came back, he found that except for the second child, all the people on the plane vomited. He asked the second child what was going on, and the second child said:

Just now I saw that a bag was about to vomit and there was no room to fill it, so I drank half a bag.

I remember that when the third year of high school was very tight, there was a power outage for self-study one night, and everyone was waiting for a call at the beginning. As a result, the head teacher came to the class and said that he couldn't study at night, so he went back to have a good rest, and then we happily carried our schoolbags and prepared to leave the classroom, but suddenly the lights turned on, and when everyone was confused, the head teacher came to say, don't run ...... quicklyThen everyone rushed out at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.

One day, a sparrow said to the pigeon, "Do you dare to fight with the eagle?" Of course I dare! The pigeon flew away, and after a while the pigeon came back, and there was no hair left on it, and the sparrow asked him what was the matter, and the pigeon said, "The boy was not convinced, and I beat him bare-chested." ”

I laughed too much and made a pig-like sound, and I was so frightened by the embarrassment that I quickly covered my mouth with my hand and laughed, and as a result, a bubble broke out on my nose.

High school evening self-study and two people at the same table, with headphones to listen to the same **, because it was listening to bigbang's songs while watching the MV, one was not paying attention to the two of us screaming, I made up, fucking handsome ......Then we enjoyed the attention of the whole class.

I accidentally sent an ambiguous text message to my boyfriend to the homeroom teacher, and as a result, I failed the exam in the third grade, and he never called ** to tell my parents, because he always felt that he influenced me.

At the end of my third year of high school, I went to the bank for the first time to apply for a card, and there was a type of document on it, which I wrote....Rectangle.

There was a man who kept everything he had as a treasure.

I don't want my stuff to be out there.

One day across the river.

He let out a fart.

I thought, "Yikes." Miscellaneous? My baby fell into the river lira.

Jumping into the river to catch his fart without caring for anything.

A passer-by saw him.

Very confused. So I asked him:

What are you fishing in the river?

The fart man said:"

I'm fishing for a baby.

Passers-by listened.

Baby. Passers-by also jumped and pulled down.

Fish with him.

Catch it until the day is almost black.

The fart man asked the passerby.

Did you catch it? The passer-by said: No.

Fish until midnight three watch.

The fart man asked the passerby.

Did you catch it? Passerby: No.

The fart man kept asking passers-by, did you catch it?

The passer-by hurriedly said

I got a fart.

The fart man listened.

You've got a fart.

That's mine. Hurry up and give it to me. Give me.