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After Liu Bei of our family beat Liu Chan to death on the other side, Liu Chan and their Sun Shangxiang said: "Mom, Dad bullied me!" "Xiangxiang said: Mom avenges you!
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The cute little brother used all the tricks in order to let me see his newly bought **, and then he was cold in the middle and laughed at me.
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One time I saw a guy grab the teammate with the couple logo and tell her daughter-in-law, and then the two of them got into a fight.
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Once, in order to do the task, the simplest kind of man-machine smash brawl to play, and then, matched to 4 primary school students, why do you know that it is a primary school student, because these 4 babies voice chat throughout the whole process, that immature little children's voice!! Sounds like a little boy and definitely no more than 9 years old. Then,I have nothing to love in this game of man-machine fighting.,These children are completely messy.,Teammates and opponents can't tell the difference.,I play Daji's entanglement.,Deliberately lose.,Unwilling.,Win.,One against five is really hard and can't push the tower.,I played for almost half an hour and killed more than 20 people and didn't die once.,I just bought a blood back to the blue that is called what I forgot and then took the line to dismantle the crystal.,This makes me tired.。
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Once, in the game, I met elementary school students who played monkey fighting, and my nickname was "summer wine", which was a song by Sister Lei, but the elementary school students began to send out the lyrics and stood still and we lost.
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I met a pair of lovers, Daji and Hubai, on the other side. It wasn't until the end that I found out that Hubai was an old man, and he had been pretending to be tender there, and he almost didn't make me laugh when he spoke.
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Running in circles on both sides of the Flaming Mountain, I was stunned that no one had met anyone, and finally there was one on the opposite side who couldn't stand it anymore and sent a sentence, "Are you participating in the collective 800 meters?" Don't run to the playground, see you at the middle commissary".
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When playing Da Qiao, he was frantically confessed by Zhuge Liang on the other side, and said Little sister, let's form a CP, I like you, balabala, Lao Tzu is a man.
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Once we had Luna and a monkey on the other side, Luna said to me, "Supreme Treasure, I'm Zixia, don't you remember me, why did you beat me to death with a stick" I said, "Supreme Treasure stepped on colorful auspicious clouds to kill you".
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The jokes that happened when I first played "Honor of Kings", everyone was really full of jokes when they first played the game "Honor of Kings", and I firmly believe that everyone had ridiculed. There are many new people because they don't understand the rules of the game.,Go directly into the mobile game and gradually practice the actual combat.,The guidance for teammates doesn't understand.,Under the persuasion of your companions, you can gradually figure it out little by little.。 Let's take a look at the jokes that these beginners make when playing Honor of Kings.
1. I can't figure out the heroes in the glory of kings
Many people have a hard time recognizing it in a short period of time when they first play games, and it is even difficult to communicate with their peers when they don't have any acknowledgement.
Second, I don't know the qualifying method in "Glory of Kings".
There are many players of the "Honor of Kings" game who have played the game for a long time, but they have been puzzled why they have been in the bronze rank after playing the game for a long time. In fact, this is also when some newcomers are playing the game, they have been playing pattern matching, and they don't know how to qualify at all, so that they are still brass in a few seasons.
3. Clearly distinguish between opponents and teammates
There are some players who can't tell the difference between their companions and enemies when they first play "Honor of Kings", and most of the time they fight when they see someone, which not only wastes a lot of professional skills in vain, but also adds a look of confusion to their companions.
Fourth, it is not clear which path your hero takes
The most embarrassing thing when a newbie just started "Honor of Kings" is that they don't know which road to go, and there are many players who run to the middle laner no matter which way they are playing.
Fifth, save ingots in PK to buy heroes
I believe that many novices have made this kind of joke, in order to get their favorite heroes, they continue to accumulate their points in PK, and they are reluctant to pay for ** equipment. But after the PK ends, we can only get the ** settlement point volume, and all the accumulated PK is gone.
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I don't know heroes when I play Honor of Kings, and I also don't know how to amplify moves, how to clear the line, and even put my ultimate on my teammates.
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It's in the process of playing the duel game.,I just started to collect the gold coins in the duel game.,Thinking that these gold coins can buy a blood.,So after collecting it, I found that it was useless when I bought heroes.。
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I've been fighting monsters since I first started playing, and later I found out that the characters I used weren't fighting monsters, and I robbed other people of their junglers' jobs.
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For example, when I first started, I didn't know what I was going to do, and I felt very lost and didn't know what to do.
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"Honor of Kings" is a very popular competitive mobile game, and his gameplay and hero skills are loved by the majority of netizens. In order to win the game in the game, you need not only to be good at personal operation, but also to communicate and cooperate with teammates, both in order to play an advantage in the game. But such a game often makes jokes, such as being killed by wild monsters, flashing into the wall, full of blood**, and so on.
Let me talk about this hilarious and strange scene.
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When I first started playing, the joke was that I kept chasing the warrior hero.
The second joke is that as a warrior, the hero doesn't dare to fight the archer or the mage.
The third joke is that if you push the tower all the way, you will keep retreating, and you don't care about anything, and you just keep pushing the tower.
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When we first played the game "Honor of Kings", we were indeed full of jokes, and I believe everyone has made jokes. There are many novice players who don't understand the rules of the game, and they directly enter the game to start the actual battle, and the novice players don't understand the command of their teammates. Let's take a look at the jokes made by those newbies when playing "Honor of Kings".
1. I can't tell the heroes in King's Canyon
Many people have a hard time recognizing it in a short period of time when they are just starting to play a game, and even communicating with their teammates is a problem when they don't.
2. I don't know the ranking mode in "Honor of Kings".
There are many players of "Honor of Kings" who have played the game for a long time, but they have been playing "Honor of Kings" for a long time but wonder why they have always been in the bronze rank. In fact, this is when some novice players play the game, they have been playing matchmaking mode, and they don't understand ranked mode at all, so that it is still bronze after a few seasons.
3. Can't tell the difference between enemies and teammates
Some players can't tell the difference between teammates and enemies when they just play "Honor of Kings", and most of the time they fight when they see someone, which not only wastes a lot of skills, but also brings confusion to teammates.
Fourth, I don't know which way my hero goes
The most embarrassing thing for novice players when they first get started with "Honor of Kings" is that they don't know which way to go, and there are many players who go straight to the middle no matter which hero they are playing.
5. Accumulate gold coins to buy heroes in the game
I believe that many novice players have made such jokes, in order to get the hero they want, they continue to accumulate their gold in the game, and they are reluctant to spend money to buy equipment. But at the end of the game, we can only get the gold settled by the authorities, and everything we have accumulated in those games is gone.
What jokes did everyone make when they first played "Honor of Kings"?
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I just played the king soon after I focused on playing Da Qiao, once I was not enough blood to go back to the city, just put the second skill, I obediently stayed in the circle, Xiao Luban ran out of the city, into my circle, and we went back together.
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I didn't understand anything when I first played Honor of Kings, and in order to walk faster, I came out with six pairs of shoes, which I was laughed at by my teammates and opponents.
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When I first played the game, I didn't go out, and I saw what to buy with gold coins, and I bought 4 pairs of shoes and played on the opposite side.
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There are too many things that make people laugh and cry in this game of Honor of Kings.
1, first of all, when there was a big joe in your team, I was really sent home by big joe when I still had five kills, and I was confused. Also, when he was alone with the stuffing, Da Qiao called a team battle, and clicked on the portal in a hurry, but he was under the enemy tower and didn't wait for himself to come out, and the enemy poured out of the grass in all directions from the middle lane, and the group was wiped out. It's really hard to laugh and cry.
2, let's talk about Xiang Yu, this hero generally doesn't have high damage, and he can't kill people, but he can always save the other party. Once I fought with Xiang Yu to the opposite side to a little blood, and if I did it again, I would die, this Yu didn't know whether to grab someone's head or go undercover, and suddenly pushed the enemy back to the bottom of the tower, as the slowest shooter descendant watched a remnant of blood run away, I really don't know how to show my good bearing and cultivation.
3, Cai Wenji, diamonds must be banned, once it happened that no one was banned, maybe they wanted to use both sides, but we grabbed it. Our Cai Wenji is a very interesting nurse, always only breastfeeding herself. The team battle ran away while milking himself, and in the end he was left alone, drinking his own milk while watching the opposite side push the tower.
In a hurry, we thought we would like to send her to the local crystal.
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Generally speaking, when an argument starts in the game, it usually means that one of the parties will hang up or give away someone's head. But have you ever seen two people fight and surrender to the other side after they quarrel, just the two of them, and the three of us are completely in the state of watching the play.
When he started to choose a hero, a person chose Li Bai to fight in the jungle, and some people below said that he wanted to fight in the jungle, Li Bai said very confidently with a fly, and the person below was also a flyer. And the person below chose Han Xin very without hesitation, and the quarrel between the two began at this time, and both of them were punished.
After the start, the three of us went our separate ways, and we were ready to surrender by then. Han Xin and Li Bai went to the jungle, and the wild area on our side was definitely not enough for the two of them to fight, and the two of them went to the opposite wild area together.
The nightmare on the opposite side began, two people invaded the wild area, and the opposite jungler was miserable, and he didn't hit any of the fields, but he also sent a few heads. Then the opposite side began to form a group to arrest them, but they were all played to death by Li Bai and Han Xin, and Li Bai also took a triple kill. At this time, Li Bai began to mock Han Xin, saying that if you have the ability, you can also take a three-kill, just say that I can take it away.
Then Han Xin ran to the opposite side alone and took a triple kill, Li Bai was not convinced, he also ran over to the opposite side and began to abuse the other side. The three of us belong to the whole process of being coerced, and the opposite side is estimated to be confused, when Li Bai and Han Xin's economy is about to be 10,000, the opposite side has the highest economic talent of 5,000. Li Bai and Han Xin asked us to continue to guard the tower and not disturb the two of them, and then the two of them ran over and extinguished the dough opposite.
Well, I'm very happy, it's the first time I've been lying so comfortably, even though it's just a low-end game.
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I remember once playing the glory of the king, our team all the way through the thorns and thorns to smash the Yellow Dragon, seeing that it was about to push the enemy's crystal, at this time it was clear that victory was in sight, but for some reason someone launched a surrender, but I don't know if I didn't see it clearly or how to drop, the team members actually all surrendered, I really have no place to cry.
What I'm most afraid of when I play the glory of the king is that my teammates are not united, but this time it's really unity beyond my expectations, but I haven't reacted yet, so I gave a great opportunity in vain, to tell the truth, don't they read the words? Or are they originally a conspiracy to negotiate, pity me, who doesn't know anything.
I don't want to team up with such people to fight the king anymore, although I don't know who they are, it's really surprising and unimaginable, let people's hearts go up and down, and then lift it high and then give you a basin of cold water, it's really cold, I didn't even have a chance to speak, so I slapped the upcoming success to death.
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Once I used the shooter Gongsun Li and Lu Ban to the line, took a blood and successfully pushed two towers, and then our single Diao Chan was frantically suppressed by the opponent Zhuge Liang, and lost a tower, I immediately went to support, Diao Chan's residual blood opened a big move and lost to Zhuge Liang, he only lost two bloods, (to be honest, I was a little speechless, I thought she was very powerful at the beginning of the game, anyway, I can't show off this hero), I went up to a displacement and suddenly faced flat a, Zhuge Liang turned to beat me and didn't catch Diao Chan, this is very good, Zhuge Liang was beaten and hung up, Then Diao Chan came back, and the second skill went up to take another skill, but Zhuge Liang killed Diao Chan with a backhand move, and then I also stunned him with a big move. It's a pity that I didn't save Diao Chan, but Diao Chan said that I grabbed someone's head and reported me, I was really ......Rescued wrong. Because it's not a rank, I don't care about her, I went to the road to support, she continued to lead her in the middle, and then was killed by Zhuge Liang alone, and when she died, she began to say why didn't we save her, saying that I should save her once if I robbed her head, uh, I don't know what other people think, anyway, I laughed and didn't want to pay attention to her.
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