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Anonymous users2024-02-08The thing I want to reverse now is sleep.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Buying souvenirs in a scenic spot, suddenly a child took a dollar to the store, pointed to a toy and said to the shop owner, "I want that toy", the boss gave the toy to him, the boss looked at us and said, "Our store here is like this to this child." "Oh? "His dad is the village chief!
Oh ""When there was a big flood the year before last, I sacrificed myself to cover the evacuation of the whole village" "Oh......”
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Anonymous users2024-02-06When I was in middle school, the teacher complained to my parents that I was in love, (in fact, there was not) my parents talked to me, I felt very wronged, once I went directly to the teacher after class and asked me who I was in love, the teacher said I just wanted to give your parents a reminder, let the teacher explain to your parents, she didn't go, and finally my parents knew that I went to the teacher to reason, and beat me, and since then the teacher's class has never been good to learn.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05In the past, one of my relatives hit a person who was not good at the zebra crossing while driving, and went to the hospital for examination, and the doctor said that there was something wrong with him (the small problem was the kind of bruising) and then said that he had a heart attack, and before the doctor finished speaking, he interjected on the spot and said that you must have hit me, and I still remember that scene: the doctor said with a dark face: But you were born.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04I farted and didn't make a sound, but I still blushed, and then a man said something so fragrant.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03O'Henry's **, just find out any of them
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