Incisive humorous phrases, humorous and incisive phrases

1. There is a grave in my heart where the surviving are buried.

2. Either endure or be cruel.

3. I want to be one of your teeth in the next life, at least, I am uncomfortable, and you will also hurt.

4. If the heart does not move, it will not hurt.

5. Our only relationship is that there is no relationship.

6. The fact that you shed tears does not mean true compassion; Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean everything is okay.

7. Loneliness is no one in your heart! Loneliness is the person you have in your heart but is not around.

8. In winter, you gave me a summer dream, but woke me up in spring, because I didn't adapt to it all of a sudden, I felt colder than winter, but I don't blame you. It's only my fault that I took the dream as reality.

9. The person who once loved you must have a relationship with you in his previous life, don't abuse you with words. If he really bears you in this life, it is because you were negative to him in your previous life, and the red dust is reincarnated, so you don't need to care.

10. If a person is willing to make you sad, he won't care if you shed tears at all. So put away your humble tears. Wash your face, brush your teeth, do whatever you want.

11. Tears exist to prove that grief is not an illusion.

12, I want to grow old with you if I am not careful.

13. If you go in the wrong direction, stopping is moving forward.

14. You've been here for a while. I miss it for the rest of my life.

15. A man should always be grateful to the woman who was by his side when he was in his 20s. Because men in their 20s are at the lowest point in their lives.

point, no money, no career; And a woman in her 20s is her most splendid.

16. What kind of exhaustion is it from simplicity to indifference?

17. Holding hands on the street for a day together is **, holding hands on the street for a year together is a relationship, and being together for five years can still hold hands on the street is a feeling.

Love, holding hands on the street for ten years together is family affection. If we could still walk on the street together holding hands in thirty years. It's love.

18. When I think of it, there are thousands of rivers and mountains. A thought is extinguished, and the vicissitudes of life.

19. After all, you have to be injured yourself before you can learn to be smart.

20. Get out. With my last mercy.

21. The bravest thing in the world is to smile and listen to you talk about the love between you.

1. I met you who spent all my luck, and I never got the right multiple-choice question again.

2. Regarding flirting with girls, ugly people need routines, and handsome people only need routines.

3. When I chased her, I felt that I had finally deceived her, but after getting along, I always felt that I was on a thief ship.

4. Be kind to your boyfriend, after all, he is the most discerning person in the world.

5. Boys and girls quarrel, and the angry girl yells: "You get out of here!" The boy replied angrily

Okay, get out. The girl couldn't help crying when she looked at the departing back, and the boy turned around and shouted, "What are you crying about?"

I'll be back in the evening. ”

6. You don't have to be ruthless to hurt people, and you can have a low IQ.

7. Every time I say I won't pay attention to you anymore, don't believe me, am I like that kind of principled person!

8. Eat, I want, thin, I also want, I can't have both, I have a go.

9. It's rude to ask a girl to eat temporarily, and it's a big deal that people don't have time to wash their hair.

10. Give me a fulcrum, and I can sleep all day.

11. It was that compulsory education that took over my youth.

12. All problems in the world can be used to "about your" and "about my". Suddenly I feel like I'm so busy.

13. It's mine, don't move, it's not mine, you put it for me.

14. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

15. When I was a child, I often struggled: is it better to go to Tsinghua University, Peking University, or Fudan when I grow up? When I grew up, I realized: I really think too much.

The pithy and humorous phrases are as follows:

1. It's not that others say you are what you are. Those malicious criticisms and personal attacks will not stop because you fight back with pleasure, and it is not worth wasting your life on these endless offenses and defenses. Ignoring them is the greatest contempt.

2. If loving yourself is worthless, how can you love others? Even if you love, what is the value of your love? And if you can't give love to others, you can't get love from others.

Indeed, what is the value of love if it is given to a worthless person? Love – whether given to or received from others – begins with complete self-love.

3. Love, in the final analysis, is still a distressing thing, if you have been distressed, it means that you have been loving, when you are numb and indifferent, then, it is the love that has passed, and the love has cooled.

4. Tell myself that feelings have nothing to do with me from now on, it is because of fear of sadness that I have learned and understood to hide, and it is because of fear of injury that I have learned and understood disguise, although a person's world is lonely and lonely, a person only needs to get used to it, and when a person is not humble, he does not have to humbly think about pleasing the other party and does not have to hope that the other party's promise will be fulfilled.

5. There are also some lovelorn people who will review their shortcomings, summarize lessons and lessons, and make qualitative changes for themselves before the next action. Love makes people not lonely, and when you use it as a merit to benefit mankind, it can be regarded as a modern urban morality.

6. I was old, and one day, in the hall of a public place, a man came to me, he took the initiative to introduce himself, and he said to me: I know you, I will always remember you. At that time, you were very young.

Everyone says you are beautiful, and now, I am here to tell you that for me, I think you are more beautiful than when you were younger, and I love your withered face now more than your former beauty.

7. Happiness is a little more or less than others. There was a time when our way of thinking and dealing with the world affected our ability to perceive happiness. Happiness can't stand the measure of a ruler carved by you, it has a heart that is more sensitive than tribulation, and if you are a little picky about it, it will abandon you.

It's not hard to be happy – be tolerant of others, yourself, and life, and happiness will be hidden in you.

8. Life is too short to be used to hold grudges. In life, everyone will make mistakes, but we will die soon. Our sins will disappear with our bodies, leaving only the spark of the spirit.

That's why I never wanted revenge, never thought life was unfair. I live a peaceful life, waiting for the end to come. Charlotte?

Brontë's Jane? Love".

9. I never tell you what you blame me for being unhappy, you say that I always forget to have you by my side when I need someone to accompany me. But how can you understand that my heart is piled up into clouds, and then it rains heavily, but I am reluctant to wet you.

10. When I was a child, I was always afraid that others would not like me, and I tried my best to please me, and I was misunderstood, and I couldn't wait to grab each other's collar to explain for three days and three nights.

1. Teenagers must be smart, middle-aged must have skills, and old age must have a realm.

2. Everything has an explanation, everything has a cautious fall, and everything has an echo.

3. The next day is the eighth day of the week, the next time is 25 o'clock, and the next day is 13 months.

4. "You have changed the rolling bridge" and "You have not changed at all".

5. Know the sadness behind your smile, understand the kindness hidden in your anger, and understand the reason for your silence.

6. Don't take your own behind-the-scenes footage to compare the highlights of others.

7. Marriage is a river and lake, not a harbor.

8. You have your hobbies, and I have my own space; You have your afternoon tea, I have my gym; You have your three or five best friends, and I have my liver and gallbladder brothers.

9. Some people have nothing to say, and some have nothing to say.

10. If you look at everyone who is smoother and luckier than you, 200 is caused by your lack of sleep.

The particularly humorous and funny sentence is as follows:1. Every day is busy, and I have to constantly convert oxygen into carbon dioxide.

2. I don't understand **, so please forgive me for being unreliable and out of tune.

3. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, while people are sometimes not human.

4. If my life is a movie, you are the advertisement that pops up.

5. My mother told me: If your husband bullies you, let your grandfather take him away.

6. I'm in a bad mood today, and I just want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences, and I'm done with my words.

7. Life is the process of the little white rabbit to the big bad wolf, and then to the old fox.

8. About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

9. I suddenly found that the first thing I did when I got up was to touch my phone, and the last thing I did before going to bed was to put down my phone.

10, Mr. Summer Vacation, I was wrong, let's not break up, let's start over.