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Funny confession rhymes and slips smoothly.
Now the students are terrible.
She loves to cry, laugh and make trouble.
I was always late for class every day.
If you are late, you don't shout a report.
There are tricks to cheating on exams.
It can be both peeked at and copied.
All of them look like Wei Xiaobao.
The trickster teacher has skills.
Modern teachers are highly skilled in martial arts.
Everybody throws darts.
Teaching is a magic weapon.
It's either homework or exams.
The discipline in the class is wonderful.
Can't talk or laugh.
The students dared to shout.
Find his parents immediately.
Funny confession rhymes and slips away.
I want to take your hand and walk to the white head;
I want to hold you on the shoulders and give you comfort;
I want to look into your face and smile;
I want to hear you tell you about all kinds of life;
I want to know the love for you, is it acceptable?
Funny confession rhymes and slips three times.
I love you, but I don't dare to say it
I'm afraid I'll die right away
I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid I'm going to die
No one loves you as much as I do
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1. Funny rhyme slippery.
Big Brother welcomes you and thank you for coming to me.
Big Brother Big Brother welcomes you, waiting for the wind and rain to wait for you.
He came, he came, he came with gifts, he came.
He came, he came, he stepped on the auspicious clouds, and came in.
2. Funny rhyme slips smoothly.
Big brother sky, big brother earth, big brother can stand up to the sky.
Big brother wind, big brother rain, big brother can call the wind and rain.
This is my good big brother, he has a house and a car.
Welcome my big brother again, and it goes without saying that you can brush up on some gifts.
Come and thank Big Brother, thank Big Brother 666.
3. Funny rhyme slippery.
Saying that the eldest brother is behind me, it is enough to have you in this life.
Big brother big brother is excellent, thanks to big brother for 520.
Big brother, he hasn't stopped yet, big brother can't brush less.
No, no, no, no, thanks to big brother 1314.
4. Funny rhyme slippery.
A lifelong friend and a lifelong love, a lifetime of you will win.
Let me protect you in peace, and engrave the name of my eldest brother in my heart.
Big brother, come over here, let me arrange it for you.
Let's do it again, with the word loyalty engraved in our hearts.
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I have loved you for 70 years, as long as I am healthy, I am my strong point.
Love you for 10,000 years, exaggerate!
Love you for five thousand years, hopeless!
Love you for a thousand years, desolate. Tang Dynasty!
Love you for a hundred years, too long!
The water is flowing, the fish are swimming, and the confession is slipping.
You don't need a reason to love you;
The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I really want to hug you and kiss it;
The sky is lovely, the earth is lovely, can't you be romantic today?
Blood can be shed, why worry about the death of his wife, love tiger oil wholeheartedly, Lingdan.
What reason do you need to love, 10,000,000 is enough, willing to be your lackey, betray the motherland and friends, I will sniff when I am hungry, and look for dog bones for you.
Dear love me don't go,
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Funny rhyme slip by:
As soon as the girl in my class turned around, she scared a cow by the river to death. The second girl in my class turned around, and the Yangtze River and the Yellow River flowed backwards. The girls in my class turned around three times, and the earth had to walk backwards. The girls in my class turned around four times, Comet.
It's going to hit the earth. The girls in my class turned around five times, flying sand and walking stones. The girls in my class turned around six times, and the penguins all walked towards the equator. The girls in my class turned seven times, and the men were single for a reason. The girls in my class turned eight times, carbon dioxide.
Turn into gasoline. The girls in my class turned around nine times, and the train drove into the ditch. The girls in my class turned around ten times, and there was no earth in the universe from now on.
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