What are the humorous comment sentences on Douyin?

Updated on technology 2024-08-03
3 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-15

    1. My buddy and my girlfriend got married, and I was so sad that I felt like I had fallen out of love twice at the same time.

    2. Because when we were young, we often grimaced in the mirror; When you're old, the mirror will always be flattened!

    3. For people like you, I don't have anything to talk to you about except for love!

    4. Life is very difficult, but fortunately I am cute.

    5. Let's break up, I don't want to be your girlfriend, I want to be your bride.

    6. Life is not only about what is in front of you, but also about the poems you can't read and the distances you can't reach.

    7. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick, the material is not right, no matter how hard you try, it is useless.

    8. Brothers are like siblings, and women know how to buy clothes.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-14

    Douyin humorous comment sentence can write some funny and a bit of a cold joke sentence, such as the same waist disc, why are you so prominent. The same nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good. With a book in his left hand and a lighter in his right hand, **won't light**!

    Luckily, I hit the timeout in time, otherwise you'd have fallen.

    1. The same waist disc, why are you so prominent? The same nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good.

    2. Holding a book in your left hand and a lighter in your right hand, **I won't light it**!

    3. You never know how rich those who look poor are, but I'm different, I'm the same poor on the outside.

    4. Fortunately, I pressed the pause for you in time, otherwise you would have fallen.

    5. At first, I thought it was bronze, but I didn't expect it to be a king.

    6. I didn't hesitate to like it when I saw someone fall.

    8. With such a good-looking back, it's a pity not to go cupping.

    9, it seems that I can only come to watch Douyin at noon, because I will die of laughter here sooner or later.

    10. Don't say you're a single dog, the dog is dead at your age.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-13

    1. The same waist disc, why are you so prominent? The same nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good.

    2. Don't be afraid of BMW and Land Rover, just be afraid of Volkswagen with letters below.

    3. All blocking the car mark shall be treated in accordance with Wuling Hongguang. Those who don't tell their names will be dealt with according to Jia Ling.

    4. I don't know the meaning of the song when I hear it for the first time, but I am already a person in the song when I listen to it again. At first glance, I don't know the meaning of the play, but then I look at it again, I am already a person in the play.

    5. Add a chicken leg to the photographer.

    6. It's over, this one is going to be auctioned again.

    7. She smiled, I even thought of the child's name.

    8. In Douyin, you never know what role someone has assigned to you.

    9. I won't even support the wall, so I'll obey you.

    10. Now I don't dare to get married without any talent.

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