Send those particularly skinny sentences in the circle of friends

1.Lately, someone has been saying I'm cute, but I couldn't figure out who leaked the news all night.

2.I'm used to living a life without money, and now I'm going to start living a life with even less money.

3.Thanks to the fact that I am fat, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

4.Wear someone else's shoes and go your own way, let others find it.

5.After this village, there is still this store, because it is a chain store.

6.What is the generation gap? is to change into new clothes, walk around in front of my mother and say: Mom, do you have a fan? My mother looked at me and said, "Yes, in the pot, serve it yourself."

7.If you don't confess, you will never know how ugly you are, and if you don't borrow money, you will never know how bad your character is.

8.Whether you are doing well or not, others don't know, but as soon as you are fat, everyone will know.

9.Girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls to buy and endless vegetable markets. If you work hard, you won't have time to go to the stalls, because you can only work overtime to order takeout**.

10.If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

11.I wanted to smile back at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold, and I laughed out of a snot bubble.

13.Occasionally peeling it is the seasoning agent in your own life, which will bring more sweetness to your life, and I believe that I will make my life move towards a more perfect journey.

14.I knew that if I stretched out my hand, you would not follow me, so I stretched out my leg and tripped you, and you got up and ran after me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, I can't keep my affection, and I always have a routine that wins people's hearts.

15.God is fair, and if he gives you an ugly appearance, he will also give you a low IQ so as not to make you appear out of place.

16.Life is like fighting landlords, some people, who were still in a gang just now, have become enemies in a blink of an eye.

1. I am the gum on your hair, and you want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair to become a nun.

2. You are cheap and promising, and you are foreign enough.

3. Since I know that foodies are better than idiots, I think it's better to be a foodie.

4. It's the first time I've seen a funny dog like you, what a strange ruffian, look at your hair, it's all permed into a curly dog!

5. Mix with me, you will have a bowl brush for me to eat. Qi socks.

6. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

7. Just now, a Lamborghini drove past me and splashed me with water, and I swore at that time that when I had money, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

8. When I fell in love with him, it was completely in the water in my brain, and now I finally dry it.

9. Treat my long hair to my waist, I don't wash my hair and stink you.

10. In the past, I watched you go away, but this time I will go. Shouting defeat.

1. Since ancient times, who has no, and who has without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

2. If I'm not good enough, please speak out, don't hold back my illness, I won't change it anyway.

3. Newly moved office, the bathroom is on the corner, and there is no signal on the mobile phone, which quickly cured my constipation for many years.

4. Why did the leaves leave the tree? There is only one answer, and that is that the wind is too strong.

5. I killed two flies that were mating, and I deserved to die.

6. The homework hasn't been finished yet, I'm on the job, I'm on the job!

7. You are not qualified to find fault with me and chew the root of your tongue behind my back, no matter how bad and bad I am, I have never eaten a bite of your meal.

8. After getting to know you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

9. It's so beautiful to think of you, stuffed with roast lamb shanks from Xinjiang. I miss you, although I am fat, but I have weight in my heart.

10. When I was born, God asked me if I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome, and I had forgotten how I destroyed Lu Na Si Na at that time.

1. When others praise me, I worry, and I worry that others don't praise enough.

2. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

3. Since I met your sister, I have made up my mind about your brother.

4. The little match girl polished the last match, but in the end she didn't light the cigarette in her mouth.

5. When each other has nothing to say, the relationship will end.

6. Youth is like toilet paper, it looks like a lot, and it is enough to shoot it if you use it.

7. If beauty is a sin, then I have committed a heinous sin.

8. I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked Kai if you would follow me.

9. Don't be too nice to me, lest I promise you that you don't want to.

10. A boy who is good to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is good to all girls is called a hot dog.