What kind of short cross talk is putting a king eight and a goldfish in the fridge?

It's a short cross talk that Guo Degang said, and I'm really helping you look forward to it

Then there must be our large group comedy paste roof, dignified head paste roof, "Look at me I paste this shed for you, the wind is impenetrable" The audience at the bottom "Eh" "It doesn't leak when it rains" "Oh? "The dignified said to the little gentleman, "You give them the money" Mr. "I didn't let them say it, people spent money, the second master's, don't sweep the fun of the masters" The audience applauded and cheered Mr. Xiao waved his hand, "Come back when you're full" Recently, I reviewed Mr. Xiao is dead or alive, and Mr. Jiuliang is playing lantern riddles with Jiuliang: Ask, put a king and goldfish in the refrigerator, and the goldfish are gone the next day, why?

Dignified: Wang Ba ate the goldfish Mr. Xiao: No, dignified:

I don't know Mr. Little: Do you know why?

Wang Ba also wondered, why is it dignified: Then have you seen Wang Ba shaking his head Mr. Xiao: No (shaking his head).

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Haha, bastard's cross talk.

The turtle eats the goldfish, the turtle eats meat, and the goldfish will be eaten.

This is a routine, after asking others why you are, you will wonder if you say Wang Ba.

Forgot to close the refrigerator door, and the turtle crawled away. Or Wang Ba ate the tortoise.

Guo: Later, experts, experts in the cross talk industry, Yu: Well, Guo: Wang Moumou, Yu: Experts didn't dare to leave their full names.

Guo: Let me go home.

Yu: Oh? Guo: Go home, Comrade Xiao Guo go home, and tell you what it means to be elegant and vulgar.

Guo: It's not appropriate not to go, go ahead.

Yu: Gotta go. Guo: As soon as I entered the door, there were couplets hanging on the walls of the house, and the cultural atmosphere was very strong.

Yu: How do you write a couplet?

Guo: That's good, Yu: Yes.

Guo: I have been sleeping on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves hit me and turned over.

Yu: Oh? Guo: When I look at it, this is a bastard.

Yu: Oops. The expert guesses a riddle.

Guo Degang, Yu Qian, "You Want to Be Elegant".

A day a king, rolling on the ground, bored, but he couldn't stop, and he was dizzy when he stopped, so he kept rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling for a long time, for a long time, rolling dizzy. But he still rolled, all the time, repeating one action, and finally, he rolled onto a cliff and rolled down. How did he die in the end?

He fainted to death because he couldn't roll in the air.

Classic joke: I like to eat Wang Ba A certain leader went to a certain unit to inspect the work, the unit set up a banquet, and soft-shelled turtles were served on every meal.

The leader boasted: "There are really a lot of kings in your unit. ”

The master was humble: "****, these eight kings are all from other places." ”

During the banquet, the chef went to the table to solicit opinions, and the leader praised the chef: "You are a good bake." ”

A turtle goes to KTV every day, and whoever only meets a king is called a grandson! Wang Ba was furious when he heard this, you are the grandson! The turtle went up and slapped Wang Bayi. Damn, haven't you heard of the thousand-year-old king and the 10,000-year-old turtle!

My wife gave me a brain teaser and said: There is a goldfish and a turtle in the fish tank, and one day the goldfish died, why?

I said, "Eaten by a turtle."

She said, "No."

I said: the goldfish is sick.

She said, "No."

I couldn't guess, so I asked for the answer, and she said, "The turtle is wondering too."

The turtle looked up at the goshawk soaring in the sky and sighed with envy: "Dear God, please give me a pair of goshawk wings!" As soon as he finished speaking, only two gunshots were heard, and the goshawk's wings were knocked off.

The turtle exclaimed, "Oh! God, I'm joking, you take it seriously! ”。

Wang Ba is a turtle, and a turtle is the national football.

Because you made an ecological mistake, the turtle is a ferocious animal, and the goldfish is missing and eaten by the turtle.

Turtles and goldfish cannot coexist, and turtles will eat goldfish, and disappear to be eaten.

Because the people who have this problem are relatively ignorant, first of all, turtles generally need to eat in water, except for tortoises, but, tortoises mainly eat vegetarian food, and secondly, tortoises belong to ectotherms, cold-blooded animals, this kind of animals have an obvious characteristic, that is, in a cold environment, they will move less and do not eat.

Because the goldfish is not cold-tolerant, it freezes, and then it is eaten by the turtle as food, the turtle is relatively cold-tolerant, and it is protected by a thick shell.

Turtles and goldfish put in the refrigerator?. I guess it's a water tank. The two of them are together, and the turtle will eat the goldfish.

Turtles are very aggressive, and when the temperature decreases, the turtle's appetite becomes stronger, and the goldfish will be eaten by the turtle.

Was the golden turtle eaten by the turtle? Turtles are small animals that eat meat.

The turtle will eat the goldfish, and the goldfish will be eaten.

Did you give it to a turtle?

The goldfish must have been eaten by the turtle.