What s the most embarrassing thing you ve ever seen?

The money is not enough, the network is too slow, the mobile phone is suddenly turned off, the ID card is mistakenly swiped, there is no suitable size, and there is even money to take out sanitary napkins to others.

1.I bought clothes in the mall, and I liked it after trying it out, but I saw that the label was almost thousands, and I immediately pretended to say hello to a person I didn't know in the distance, and said sorry to the salesman after that, and I didn't hear it when I looked at the acquaintance, and I came back to see it later.

2. I went to the street with my mother-in-law to buy Lu Shen clothes, looked at trying one after another, looked at the label, and found that I didn't bring so much money, because my acquaintances discounted it, but fortunately it was just right.

3. I don't have a penny on my body, I took out the mobile phone and scanned the code, and then the phone was frozen and turned off [stall], the problem is that I have eaten a bite!

4. When I was shopping, I didn't really want to buy it, so I just took a look, and then the aunt kept introducing me, and I was embarrassed to interrupt him. I said, I'm sorry, I'll take a look. He said, why are you still doing here if you don't buy it, and glared at me.

5. Go to the supermarket to buy fruits, and when you check out, put the things at the checkout desk and start looking for the membership code. As a result, the person in front of me didn't see it clearly, and paid for my things. Later, later, I could only watch him take away the big pineapple I had chosen.

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever encountered? I'll tell you about some embarrassing things I've encountered recently, and every time I think of the foot of my hall beam, I've pulled out a villa! It's really no exaggeration!

My family just moved to a new house, I had a morning in fact, it was not early, almost no feast, Fu Sen more than nine o'clock, but people love to sleep lazy, the courier called me **, let me go down to get the express, my face did not wash my teeth or brush, I didn't even tie my hair, the rubber band on it, and then a lot of hair fell out, very messy, I can't describe it, it's very messy, even the mask didn't take it, I went down in pajamas, and I was confused.

Then I took the express, the elevator just stopped on the first floor, I pressed the elevator to get ready to go up, I thought no one at first, but when I opened it, there were three handsome guys, tall and thin, the kind of handsome age, it looked the same age as me, the three of them were in the elevator, one on the left, one on the right, one in the middle, one is the feeling of standing on three legs, I was taken aback, I muttered in my heart "Ah! I thought no one was scaring me! "But I didn't know that I actually came out, I didn't feel it at all, the one in the middle who was holding the phone was lifting the phone, and the three of them were about to get out of the elevator when I went in!

I didn't know they were going out, and I stood in the middle of the doorway! Then the three of them passed me one by one, and I was a little embarrassed, I came in first and didn't let the family go out first!

As soon as they got out, the elevator door was about to close, and then I heard the three of them say, "Ah! I thought no one was scaring me! I!!!

I was embarrassed to death at the time, I thought I didn't say it, but I actually said it! Then I came home and saw in the mirror that one of my trouser legs was high and one of my trouser legs was low, and I was embarrassed again! Then I received a message from my male god**,I'm at the elevator door**,I clearly saw my high and low trouser legs and very messy hair.,Suddenly remembered,I'm in a building with my male god's good friend!

That must be him! Directly embarrassed.

Riot drills. I grew up in the high school where my father taught, and I knew all the teachers since I was a child, and I didn't talk about anything.

One day in '96, when I came back to high school from school, I saw several leaders discussing passionately under the big poplar tree at the door, so I watched for a while. It turned out that there were always thieves who came in over the wall at night to steal things, and this time they also injured the teacher who caught the thieves and ran away. Several leaders are discussing the arrangements for the anti-riot drill.

When I heard this, I came up with an idea in a milky voice and said, "Then how good it is to let Uncle Wang and Uncle Ren play gangsters!" ”

The two people I mentioned, one is one meter seven and the other is even more terrifying, a professional wrestler, about 190 tall, basically a fat version of O'Neal (the basketball player in the United States), who always carries a bucket of water in each hand during morning exercises. Both were professional athletes who retired due to injuries and returned home to become teachers.

If it were to be replaced by the current leader, it would definitely refuse. But at that time, the gray-haired principal slapped his thigh directly and said, "That's right! How could we not have thought of it! ”

You make up the picture of the drill scene: Uncle Ren in 190 said to a skinny student: "The student does not participate in the arrest of Shi Boming, just run!"

Then he grabbed a hand and threw it into the silver bunker, like throwing a pillow. Most people think that Uncle Wang, who practices gymnastics, is easy to deal with, so they chase after him. As a result, Uncle Wang couldn't catch him by jumping around like a monkey, he jumped up and flew directly from the parallel bars as he ran, ran to the staff dormitory building and went upstairs directly along the wall with his bare hands.

In the end, the "gangsters" won a big victory. The deputy county magistrate who came to observe scolded the principal for half an hour, saying that if it was a real battle, all the staff and guards of the school would be killed or injured today, and the two gangsters would win a complete victory unscathed, which was too embarrassing.

However, as a blessing in disguise, the county standing committee finally met to decide on another matter and requested that it be implemented that year. That is, from the beginning of high school, three school guards will be gradually added to each school in the county, and they must be placed demobilized soldiers. However, a few years later, due to financial pressure, it was cancelled.

Who would have thought that a little kid would come out with a sentence of "all the army annihilated", and the principal would be scolded by the county magistrate. Unexpectedly, this sentence provoked the county Standing Committee to discuss a personnel placement policy for the whole school......

There were only 5 minutes left before the end of class, and I couldn't stop flushing the toilet and closing the door and squatting in the pit. I was just about to get up after solving the problem, the bell rang after class, and my classmates came to the toilet, and I found myself in the women's toilet when I heard the wrong sound. I had to squat in it and not come out, trying to survive the 10 minutes of class.

The girl outside the pit waited for a while and began to knock on the door and asked if there was anyone inside. I didn't dare to say anything, so the girls outside began to pull the door. Hell, there is no handle in the door of this pit, only a nail.

So he desperately dragged the nail and tug-of-war with the girls outside. The result can be imagined, a few rounds of the girl opened the door, so in a burst of exclamation, she covered her face and rushed out of the door, saying sorry and misunderstanding.

Went to the wrong shift. Didn't I mention earlier that there was a junior high school classmate w in the first class? Later, he told me that when I entered the classroom, Silver Sparrow kept talking to me just to remind me if I was in the wrong class......

Ahem cough off topic digression.,That w.,Oh, it's so uninteresting.,I actually told a junior high school classmate who was also admitted to this school about me going to the wrong class.,That boy is a very cheerful and outgoing child.。

Then, after listening to the fire lecture one afternoon during the military training, when all the students returned to the teaching building from the Zhibei Circular Plaza, they were very surprised, I don't know why, the boy actually saw me in the vast sea of people.

Then, some flight of stairs between us, he leaned on the railing and said to me loudly

Xiaohua, did you go to the wrong class on the first day of school!