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Anonymous users2024-02-16It is said that Lu Bu is a very proud master, and once threatened to fight all over the school invincible; A classmate named Zhang Fei was very unconvinced, so he went to Lu Bu to compete. The two played chess in a competition, but Zhang Fei lost consecutive battles and lost so much that only one pair of pants remained! At this moment, a classmate named Guan Yu shouted:
Third brother, don't panic, I'm here to help you! So, the three of them played triangular checkers again. It didn't take long for Lu Bu to lead all the way, and Guan and Zhang were about to lose!
Another person named Liu Bei shouted: "Second brother, third brother, I'm coming!" So, the four of them played mahjong again.
Liu, Guan, and Zhang cooperated with the "tacit understanding", eating, touching, and bars, and always firing guns at each other, which made Lu Bu at a loss. Lu Bu yelled angrily: "You brothers are playing me!"
I'm not playing anymore! In the end, Lu Bu returned in embarrassment, and Liu, Guan, and Zhang became famous and famous on campus!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-15The funny jokes about the school are as follows:
1. The most devastated time in the exam was when I saw a question, and I vaguely remembered that the teacher had spoken, but I clearly remembered that I didn't listen to it at the time.
2. A terrifying moment during the exam: everyone else took out a calculator to calculate the questions, but you don't know where you need to use a calculator!
3. I finally understand why military training should be turned back and forth, because only in this way can the sun be more even.
4. I remember that there was a sports meeting in elementary school, and I picked up 50 yuan when I ran last place, and I went home to tell my mother that I ran the first prize of 50 yuan. As a result, my mother didn't believe and took me to the head teacher, who not only said that I ran last, but also said that she dropped the 50 yuan.
5. I would like to donate all our teachers to attack Japan, it doesn't matter if we don't have classes, the most important thing is to recover the Diaoyu Islands.
6. Every time, the teacher thinks that he is very good at teaching for more than ten years, and the students have never seen it, so he never thought that we have been students for more than ten years, and the teacher is weak.
7. Studying in the library, the boy opposite seems to have to finish reading a paragraph before allowing himself to breathe once, and after a whole day, he feels like he is sitting opposite a cow!
8. In the world, some things are difficult to use. For example, toilet paper used in the toilet.
9. The classmate said that it was the best teacher, because only it would tell us the answer during the exam.
10. Some people rely on strength, some people rely on eyesight, but I rely on rich imagination.
11. I want to ask: We have paid money at school, shouldn't we let the teachers listen to us?
12. On September 1, more than ten years ago, I walked into the school with a small schoolbag on my back and a smile on my face, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return.
13. Teacher, if you ignore the bell for class again. Then we have to ignore the school bell.
14. Now that I work, I still remember the scene when I went to school with spicy strips in one hand and one or two cents of water in the other, and ate with relish.
15. When I was in elementary school, my mother often said to me kindly: Good boy, if you learn the skills, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life, so I am the first to study except for the first to eat.
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