The little host junior high school humorous lines! Fast! I m in a hurry!

Oh my god, I'm so unlucky!

Hunan Satellite TV The sentence "I wish you all immortality" every day

M: The newcomers and the old people here.

M: Ladies and gentlemen.

F: Handsome old guys.

He: Good evening, everyone!

M: Female! It's been another year in the blink of an eye, and we've been working together for 5 years!

F: Yes! It has been 10 years since the establishment of Shanghai stage construction companies.

M: 10 years and 5 months to be exact.

F: In the past 10 years and 5 months, all of us have worked hard, obscure, selfless dedication, and taken the development and growth of Yuezhuo Convention and Exhibition as our own responsibility, here, please allow us to express our gratitude to all employees of the company, thank you for your dedication, thank you for your efforts.

M: I won't say thank you, let's talk about something practical, all the leaders and colleagues here, according to the latest news, the exchange rate of RMB against the cake has changed drastically today, as of this moment, RMB 1 yuan can be exchanged for a pound of cake, this year there is a few pounds of cake, the success rate of marriage proposal is 100%.

M: According to the latest special administrative law of 20 years "Bible", "all of us are guilty", now I pronounce the sentence: everyone happy life imprisonment, deprivation of the right to depression for life, and confiscation of all diseases and troubles, this judgment is final, immediately executed, effective immediately, and withdrawn from court!

F: This is the end of the joke, and now I would like to invite Mr. Cai, general manager of Shanghai Table and Chair Rental Company, to give a speech!

He: Applause, please!

The host's humorous opening remarks (2): The opening remarks of the National Day Gala.

F: Distinguished guests and friends

M: Dear ladies and gentlemen

He: Good evening, everyone!

Female: With loud singing, celebratory gongs and drums are sonorous**.

M: With a bright smile, the bright red flag is flying in the wind.

F: The glorious festival of the anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China is striding towards us.

M: The world of songs and flowers is everywhere.

F: On October 1 a year ago, the sun was shining brightly and the sky was clear in the motherland.

M: On October 1 a year ago, there was a sea of people of all ethnic groups.

F: A loud voice rang out from the Tiananmen Tower.

M: The People's Republic of China was established.

F: In an instant, hundreds of doves of peace spread their wings and flew into the blue sky, and tens of thousands of people hugged each other with joy.

M: The Chinese people, who have endured the vicissitudes of war and backwardness, have finally stood up again.

F: China is like a giant dragon, standing again in the east of the world as a great power.

M: In the solemn national anthem, everyone's face was full of smiles, and everyone will always remember this glorious moment.

F: Listen, the surging rivers and the stormy waters tearing the banks tell the story of the tenacity of the Republic's growth over the years.

M: Look, the towering Kunlun Mountain, piercing the blue sky, is written in line with the glory of the growth of the Republic of China.

F: At this moment, 1.3 billion people are cheering.

M: At this moment, the descendants of Yan and Huang are singing.

F: Best wishes.

Ask questions and friends gather in the song hall, and the host's lines.

Good evening, dear Drop Gentlemen and Landy, This is the end of our show, and welcome to watch... A joking opening remark. ）

Don't be jealous, jealousy is admitting that you are not good enough for others, and then asking, "Do you understand?" After the audience reacted, "I don't understand, you understand? ”

People say I look like "whoever", don't you think? Don't you think my ears look like his glasses and my eyes look like her nose?

My friends all over the world say I'm handsome, but I only have three friends.

Actually, we're only two years old, you're 17, I'm 36.

What you can't say, you can say...

When a guy performs, you pretend to play tricks on her and say, "I'm sorry that 'Little New York' can't be here today, the one that just came on stage."

I really don't know who came from. ”

Playing partner) Can I ask you a question, (partner said: yes) I've already asked (the question is 'Can I ask you a question?').

At the end of the photoshoot, some people have a double chin, and you tell him) it's okay to have a double chin, you just turn around and look north for the camera.

At the beginning) my name is Xiao Luo, Xiao Luo's little when I was young, and Luo is Xiao Luo's Luo.

If there are not many people, you can play the number seven.

The host shouted a number, and then the people behind him counted down, including multiples of 7 and 7, and they couldn't count it, so they had to clap their hands. Whoever is wrong will be punished.

Magic! Can you ask the people in the audience from**? Cheers, screams, or something.

What the is this, why isn't it printed!

It's just right to fight!

I'm a human being, I'm from Earth!

The sun is shining tonight.

I am of the bull and of the bull! Thank you all for coming.

Thank you very much! I'll never forget you in my life, and I won't be a ghost.

Spare you! Thought it was my first time hosting.

Thank you for fighting 88

At the party, he said: Good morning, everyone!

Be adaptable, keep pace with the times, use the popular language of modern society, learn to be humorous, or don't play popular, speak with charm, know more, say what others don't know, attract the audience, and do small games at the venue. Interactive, a lot of such little games.

I have nothing to say, and I lead others by the nose.

You need to have a lot of miscellaneous knowledge, and a good way of expressing it.