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Fans' wives: You care more about the game than you care about me and my children.

Husband: Who said that?

Wife: Still don't admit it? Let me ask you, when was our Xiaobao born?

Fu: The day of the game between the Liaoning team and the Bayi team!

Xiao Ming's father and son were watching the World Cup, and his father asked Xiao Ming: "Which team do you like the most?" Xiao Ming said: "Team Rocket! ”.Dad asked again, "So which national team do you like?" Xiao Ming said: "I like the Chinese team!" ”

Two fanatical England fans, A and B, who missed the Anglo-American battle because of important matters, met Fan B on the road and asked, "What's the score?" ”

Fan B said angrily: "Don't ask me, I'm annoying!" ”

A: "How much, exactly?" Say it quickly! ”

B: "Gerrard, Green scored a goal each!!" ”

A didn't react for a while, he was confused, he stopped, and when he figured it out, he patted his head and couldn't help but say, "Damn!!" Impossible! ”

Catch up with B, who has gone far, and think about it, and discuss it. The two of them fought for each other.

At this time, a gay couple walking beside them, one of them said in a weird way: "Don't fight! Claire and Bush are the VIPs of the GAY club we attend! Can it be uneven? Think about it! ”）

Fans A and B looked embarrassed and said, Oh......

A and B quickly left ......

Football stadiums and cemeteries.

A Brazilian farmer bought a plot of land near a city and immediately drove a tractor to plough it, plowing a front tooth out of the field.

Unlucky. He muttered and continued plowing. After 100 meters, he gouged out another tooth.

It's inexplicable," said the farmer to himself, and went on plowing, and after about 30 paces, the plow pulled another tooth out of the soil.

Something must be wrong. He screamed, turned around the tractor and drove home.

That night he wrote a letter to the original owner of the land: 'The land I bought was not a grave before.

Earth? I ask you to give me back the money, I don't like ghost-infested land. ”

Two days later a telegram was issued: "Don't be angry, it was supposed to be a football stadium. ”

It was only the referee's turn to cry.

God asks the Italians: why can't you win the championship with so many world-famous stars in your blue team?

The Italian cried: the referee sent our star off the pitch!

God asked the Spaniards: your matadors have such good footwork, why can't you win the championship!

The Spaniard cried: our golden ball was blown off by the referee!

The South Korean questioned the Swiss referee: Why don't you help us reach the final?

The referee cried: the Germans are so cunning, I really can't find trouble with them, I can't send them off, I can't award you a penalty!

"Godfather of Champions", "We Are Champions".

It's all good-looking, it's all Lin Hai listening to the waves.

Lin Hai Tingtao, a famous author of online sports competition literature, a writer of the starting point Chinese network, the first person in online sports, the banner of Chinese football, and a senior fan.

In 2014, he joined the Genesis Chinese Network and started **Football Competition** "Champion Light".

On June 10, 2015, he was elected as the executive director of the first council of Sichuan Internet Writers Association.

On October 17, 2015, at the starting point of the Chinese network ** football competition ** "Champion Heart".

Persisting in the creation of football themes for nearly 11 years, his pen gave birth to a series of legendary images such as Zhang Jun, Tony Tangen, Chu Zhongtian, Chang Sheng, etc., and his works have also become classic literary symbols of the green dreams of millions of readers. It is no exaggeration to say that Lin Hai Tingtao's four words represent online literature football.

The latest football category** of 2018 is: Super Prophecy Master. Very nice to see.

"Dream Green Field" is a classic!

We Are the Champions is not bad either!

The Football Myth of Rebirth" is the most bullish x, and it has brought down the Football Association!

Lin Hai Tingtao specializes in writing football, and the best one he wrote is "The Godfather of Champions", let's talk about it after reading his book.

Network**? If yes, I recommend the earliest "We Are Champions" Lin Hai Tingtao, "The Most Bullish God in History", "Red Rebels" and so on, you can also go to the starting point Chinese network to find ** yourself, although the competitive class is not good, but there are still many good ** before.

A Korean, a Japanese and a Chinese had the privilege of seeing God.

Koreans ask God, "When will we win the World Cup?" God said, "50 years." The Koreans cried: "Woo woo woo ......."I won't see it in my life! ”

The Japanese also ask God, "When will we win the World Cup in Japan?" God replied, "Maybe 100 years." The Japanese also cried: "Woo woo woo......I won't see it for the rest of my life! ”

Of course, the Chinese also ask God: "When will we China win the World Cup?" ”

Unexpectedly, God cried: "Woo woo woo......I can't see it! ”

Ugly face! Chinese football is like a joke, and it is forbidden to play football on college stadiums.

Things used to be:

Xie: What nonsense are you talking about?!Do you know that my wife is waiting for me at home?!

Belly: These players are not all what I want, I especially don't want Zheng Zhi, Xie: Nonsense! I don't want my wife yet?!Isn't this coming too? You can make do with it!

Belly: It's not the same thing.

Xie: Of course it's not the same thing, you leave in a month, and I still have to live with my wife for the rest of my life!

Belly: Zheng is not in shape at all, he can't get along with these young players, I want to use newcomers and have motivation.

Xie: Nonsense! I still want to get a new person! Who doesn't know that the young are energetic!

Belly: This. Football and. And which thing is different.

Tse: What's different! Who are you getting! Aren't you just trying to find a way to get in? What's the difference? You do it during the day, I do it at night! You're still making money! You've got someone to help you with! What about me?!Who's going to help me?!

Belly: I can't talk to you!

Xie: Hey, don't go! You've got an intermission! You've got the referee! Do I have it?!I'm handball a lot! Who cares about me!?

Four characteristics of football commentators.

Four characteristics of football commentators.

1.Like the head teacher, he always takes a roll call when he has nothing to do.

2.Like a cold drink seller, he shouts as soon as he arrives at the door.

3.Like a mother, an allusion is told every day.

4.Like Xiaozhi County, the preference for one side is too obvious.

Kick like no ball.

Before the game, the soccer coach told his players: "If you can't get the ball, kick it in the leg!" ”

One of the players suddenly said, "Where did the ball for the game go?" ”

Another player: "Don't look for it, play like no ball." ”

What breed is your dog.

On the football field, a winger from one side ran up to the referee and asked, "I'm sorry, what breed is your dog?" ”

I don't have a dog at all. ”

No way! Blind people don't even need guide dogs? ”

One day a Korean, a Japanese and a Chinese went to see God Koreans asked God when we would win the World Cup God 50 years Koreans cried that I can't see it in my life The Japanese also asked God when we would win the World Cup God replied maybe 100 years The Japanese cried and I won't see it in the next life At this time, the Chinese asked when we would win the World Cup God cried:"I just can't see it.

Simpson was frightened Simpson's wife murder case was retried and the lawyer was sweating profusely, and the big thing was not good Don't panic, Mr. Simpson smiled and said that they don't have enough evidence, and we have the best lawyer No, they sent a Chinese football referee to be the judge, and the lawyer shouted Simpson was shocked and trembled, but we still have a jury This is even worse The jury members are all Chinese border patrolmen, and Simpson ran away with his legs and his whereabouts are still unknown.

It's hilarious to see the own goal highlights, and Zidane's headbutt against Materazzi in the '06 World Cup final is not a joke.

First: One day a Japanese man asked God, "How many years can we win the World Cup?"

The Koreans also walked ......A Chinese asked God again, "How many years can we win the World Cup?" But then God cried, and the Chinese asked

God, why are you crying? God said, "Well, I'm afraid I won't see .......""The second:

A: I heard that your brother is from the national team? B:

Your brother is, your whole family is! The third: Chinese football.

The above is a shameful .........It's all !! Don't you think that laughing at your own country is the biggest joke me??