Do you have any personal experiences that are like jokes?

Have you ever had a joke-like experience in your life, just like the story conference in the book, a magnificent life, both humorous and funny. The so-called art is in life, and the jokers in daily life are not there. Let me tell you about my experience.

On a certain day of the month, my friends and I were wandering down the street, and there was a boy on the side of the road who was handing out flyers, constantly stuffing flyers into passers-by.

While stuffing, he shouted, "Handsome guys, beautiful women are all coming to see, there are new activities in our store." I glanced at the passers-by and muttered in a low voice, "It's really a handsome guy and a beautiful woman, and this businessman is too dishonest for profit." At this time, when my friend and I passed by, one of the boys looked at me and said, "Sir, let's take a look", and then my friend felt that he had lost face and laughed heartily.

Another time when I was in the country, the tractor had to reverse, because there was no reversing mirror, so someone was directing it from behind. I thought that the person would shout "I can't do it" when I was about to fall to the wall, but the person kept shouting "pour, pour, pour", and the tractor was hit against the wall, and the man shouted "I can't pour, it's on the wall". At this time, it seemed that he saw the two big fools, and he held back his internal injuries.

Life is full of unexpected surprises, life is like a joke, you sometimes encounter misfortune, occasionally find surprises. But I believe that as long as we work hard and stick to our goals, we will definitely bear the hardships. That's it, hope.

What do you think about when you have insomnia? I want to sleep.

I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, I got up and went to the living room to smoke a cigarette, I found a cockroach, I talked to him, and told it all about the dissatisfaction with life and the oppression of the boss, the smoke went out, I trampled it to death with my foot, it knew too much.

Dad hesitated for a moment and said, "Just the two of us, I won't take your mother." You just fell out of love, and I took my wife to show affection in front of you, which is not good! ”

Being busy is the most effective way to fall out of love, keep yourself busy, and you won't have so much time to think about him, so that you will forget it after a long time.

To love someone is to suddenly not know what to say when dialing **. I realized that I just wanted to hear that familiar voice. But it's someone else's, I can't move!

I couldn't swim and almost drowned in the pool.

I stole my phone and didn't find it.

It's not like a joke, it's more exciting than a joke.

Those who act like hooligans do not expect a real existence.

Everything I have experienced has become a shallow memory in my mind. In fact, in the past few decades of life, I have experienced a lot of similar emotional jokes, sometimes it may be because the emotional intelligence is too low, sometimes it may be because it is really too naïve, but no matter what, those things have passed.

I can't change what has passed, and there is only a trace of memory left in my mind when I think about it. Everyone has found their own way to go, and they have also found the life they want, after so many years, we are no longer the same person we were back then.

The memories of the past are drifting away with the wind, and the current life still has to be bravely faced. Don't think too much about the previous emotional Duan Wu, don't let your current self live as a joke again.

When I was in elementary school, my dad came to pick me up on a motorcycle, and I was dumped in the garbage dump on the way.

I remember it very well!

Because of the code for my fighting mold dry sugar gourd, that's how there is no one!

A lot of platforms and communities now have it.

Shouldn't there be a lot of jokes on the Internet?

It's a joke that you treat others as brothers, and others treat you as a female ticket. You really just see him as a good person, but he does treat you as his other half, and after cutting off the relationship with him, you lose a friend.

That time I went to the city with my aunt's child, he didn't come home because of something, and then I was about to look for a car to go home, when I sat in the car, I suddenly felt very uncomfortable, just in an instant, I fainted, but fortunately someone next to me rescued me.

In the third year of junior high school, the head teacher directly changed the office location to the last row of the class by the door, it was a chemistry class, because of the last chemistry class, the teacher who learned sodium asked in order to review, what is sodium, everyone was silent, the teacher said loudly, what is sodium, at this time the head teacher's mobile phone rang in the back row, sodium is a magical heavenly road.

I once sent my brother's little nephew to school. Riding my brother's old electric car, the brakes were not good, and I was terrified all the way. Then I saw a fat uncle, and then he was only holding a small pink school bag, and when he arrived at school, he was also confused, and I guess he forgot to take the child.

The boss once took us out to eat in the laboratory, and we got drunk and drunk, and then the next door seemed to be talking about the war of resistance, and the boss took his chopsticks and went out.

My friend next to me, she is a very cute girl, and very beautiful, good figure, many boys like her, but once she thought that a boy liked her, and later found out that the man liked her at the same table.

When I was a child, I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night with an urgent need to urinate, I wanted to go to the toilet but I was afraid, because I had heard others tell ghost stories and horror stories or something, and it was easy to believe when I was a child, and then I made up the picture in my brain, and I was particularly scared, and my room was quite far from the toilet, and I could see the whole living room when I walked over, and then I turned on the light and found a bag in the room to pull it inside, and then cleaned it up in the morning, but the bag leaked, and the end was to pull the urine on the ground and obediently went to the balcony to get a mop to mop the floor, and I never fell asleep that night.

It's like when I told someone something yesterday, I watched some people answering questions below on the Internet and making trouble about myself, and then yesterday was the same, I felt very embarrassed and speechless.

Once somewhere in the Northeast, I ate iron pot stew there, and then asked for a few catties of pork ribs, and then asked for some side dishes, which cost me hundreds of yuan, and then I felt that the kind of slaughtered guest happened to me like a joke.