Make up a few interesting cross talks, short and interesting cross talks

The cross talk about the World Cup slip of the tongue is very funny.

A: The quadrennial World Cup has begun.

B: yes. A: The World Cup is a competition for teams from all over the world, and it is also a test for football commentators.

B: That's right. A: Of course, because the narrator is a live broadcaster, it's normal to make some mistakes in your speech, but if you string them all together, it will make you laugh out of your big teeth.

B: Really? A: I don't believe me, it's all wrong football commentary.

B: Come on.

A: Let's take the 2002 World Cup between Korea and Japan between China and Brazil as an example.

B: Okay. A: Ladies and gentlemen, there may be viewers who have just opened the elevator...

B: Huh? What do you do when you turn on the elevator? It's a TV!

A: It was all a mistake.

B: Oh? A: We are now in Tokyo, the capital of South Korea, to broadcast the match between China and Brazil live for you.

B: Tokyo, he went to South Korea.

A: Because our staff has just arrived, we haven't gotten the list of players yet, so you can look at their faces for yourself and tell for yourself.

B: Ahem!! What do you want you to do?

A: The players of the Chinese team arrived here yesterday afternoon on a plane tomorrow night.

B: Huh? How did this come about??

A: Now that the game is about to start, the fans of both teams walk neatly into the stadium.

B: Fans walking into the stadium?

A: The referee blew a black whistle and the game began.

B: Black whistle?

A: Fan Zhiyi of the Chinese team passed the ball to Yang Chen.

B: World Table Tennis Championships?

A: Now there are many clubs that have said they want to buy Yang Chen, the XX team has bid 30 million US dollars, and the YY team has bid even more, 1.5 million US dollars!!

B: You still don't know how to count?

A: Yang Chen made a long-range shot from 30 kilometers away.

B: Huh? Is this a rocket?

A: The ball is blocked by the goalkeeper's hind legs!!

B: Huh? Where are his front legs?

A: The spectator sitting behind the goal thinks that the goal was not scored, but in fact, the goal just didn't score.

B: That's not nonsense.

A: Now the smell of gunpowder on the field is very strong, the players of the two teams are fighting for each other on the field, and the coaches of the two teams are also jealous off the field.

B: Who is this for?

A: With the goalkeeper's whistle, the game is over.

B: Ahem!!

A: Audience friends, that's all for today's broadcast, let's see you the day before yesterday!

B: you!

Ma Sanli's cross talk is very interesting.

Cross talk: Be polite (Ma Ji Tang Jiezhong).

Text: Ma: Well, it's now advocating politeness.

Tang: Being polite reflects a person's cultivation and a nation's civilization.

Ma: Use honorific titles for people.

Don: Hmm. Ma: When you speak, you have to be civilized.

Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.

MA: For example, I saw you.

Don: You've seen me.

MA: That's what I have to talk to you.

Don: What do you say?

Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something.

Don: Look at how polite this is. If there's anything, you'll do it.

MA: Let me ask you someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: This comrade I asked.

Don: Hmm. Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Don: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.

Don: Oh, what's the name of this person you're talking about?

Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Is it in your unit?

Don: Oh, yes, yes.

Ma: Ah! Don: Yes, yes.

Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him. Thank you.

Don: Don't thank you, I am.

Ma: Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Don: Hey. Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don: Hmm. Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry!

Don: What's that?

Ma: What do you think when you hear this?

Don: I sound comfortable. How modest and polite this is.

Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please.

Don: Kind words.

WM: That's not a kind word.

Don: Hmm. WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person.

Don: Oh. Ma: My own modesty and looseness, my own politeness.

Don: yes. MA: Hey, you have to talk like that.

Don: Uh-oh. MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.

Don: So how do you say that?

MA: That's it.

Don: Hmm. Ma: Hey! I say.

Don: What is that called?

Ma: I'll stop you from asking you about someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma Huqi: This person.

Don: Hmm. Ma: The long one is a little taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the same as the tea plate, yes, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.

Don: Hey, why do you call it a nickname?

Ma: Ah! Don: I am, what's the matter?

Ma: You are!

Don: Hmm. MA: Don't be funny.

Don: What do you mean, don't be funny. I'm Tang Jiezhong, what's the matter?

Ma: Is there something wrong, can I come to you if I have nothing to do?

Don: If you have something, just say it.

Ma: Say, don't talk about it, neither end is happy. What do you say?

Don: Why are you here?

Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is uglier than a epiphysis.

Don: Drink! Ma:

Look, what's going on, don't, it's not like this. Don't mind, it's okay, why are you like this. Look at it, when you look back, you are angry, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are in trouble, you don't want to tell me, I will ask someone else, don't mind, stupid man.

In addition, I will recommend some cross talk scripts to you, can you take a look?