Funny homophonic word jokes, funny homophonic jokes

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved to eat chickens, and the tenant rented his field, but he couldn't just pay the rent, so he had to give him a chicken first.

There was a tenant named Zhang San, who went to pay rent to the landlord at the end of the year and tenant the land for the second year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's tenant land, and when the landlord saw that he was empty-handed, he looked to the sky and said, ""There are no three kinds of fields in this field.

Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his words and said:"Don't give Zhang San to whom"

Zhang San said:"Your words become so fast! "

The landlord replied"Fang Cai's sentence is'Nonsense'At this moment, this sentence is made by seeing the opportunity (chicken).'."

The newly appointed magistrate is a native of Shandong, and because he wants to hang up his son, he said to his master:"You can buy me two bamboo poles. "

The master put the Shandong accent"Bamboo poles"Listen to it"Pork liver", hurriedly agreed, hurriedly ran to the butcher shop, and said to the shopkeeper:"The new county master wants to buy two pork livers, you are an understanding person, you should know it in your heart! "

The shopkeeper was a clever man, and immediately cut two pork livers and presented another pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought to himself:"The old man told me to buy pork liver, and of course this pig ear is mine......"So he wrapped the hunting ears and stuffed them in his pockets. Back to the county office, to the county magistrate:"Back to the master, the pork liver has been bought! "

Seeing that the master bought back the pork liver, the magistrate said angrily"Your ears are gone! "When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied:"Ear ......Ears ............ hereIn my ......In my pocket! "

Yes"machine"Rideable.

There was a salesman who went on a business trip to Guangzhou, and after arriving in Beijing, because he wanted to go by plane, he sent a telegram to the manager because he was afraid that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement:"There is an opportunity to multiply, multiply it or not"The manager received the telegram and thought it was a deal"machine"It's arrived, and I'll call you back immediately:"Take it as you can. "

When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager did not agree to reimburse the airline ticket because of the stipulation that the plane would not be reimbursed due to the lack of rank. The salesman took out the manager and called back, and the manager was dumbfounded.

The name of the place is related to the New Year's Day night, the younger brother took two overseas Chinese students to the house for dinner, one was cheerful and the other was more restrained.

During the banquet, the cheerful classmate smiled and pointed to the restrained classmate and introduced us"He's from Burma, so he's shy. "Then he raised his glass to toast everyone, raised his head and drank it all, and then said"I'm from Yangon. "

The Principal Gets Angry At the school council meeting at the end of the semester, the principal is furious about the inefficiency of personnel administration. He said:"ignorance in charge of the director's business; Unconscious personnel in charge of personnel management; As an officer, he is not an officer! "

Village meeting A village meeting, due to homophony, the village chief said:"Rabbits, dried shrimps, don't have melons, pickles are too expensive. "(Comrades, villagers, do not speak, now the meeting is open.)

The moderator said:"Pickles please sausage pulp melon. "(Now I give the floor to the village chief.)

Yesterday, when I went to the street to buy some small things, I heard the loudspeaker of a propaganda car repeating something from afar. When the car got closer, it suddenly dawned on the advertising car, and the billboard read: Shanghai-Hangzhou woolen sweater is on sale, and it uses a particularly eye-catching font and color to confess "demolishing houses and selling tiles to make up for road expenses".

I don't laugh dumbly!

Realistically speaking, the reform and opening up, especially in recent years, China's advertising industry has made great progress, and there is no shortage of memorable advertising products. But what I saw yesterday is not an isolated phenomenon. Inferior advertising slogans such as "jumping price", "endurance of pain and bloodletting", and "earth-shattering price reduction" are not uncommon.

This illustrates at least a few problems: first, advertising practitioners are uneven, second, deliberate exaggeration, lack of integrity, and third, impetuous mentality. I hope that lame advertisements such as "demolishing houses and selling tiles to make up for road expenses" will disappear as soon as possible.

The store's plaque and store name are a sign that customers remember the characteristics of the store. Nowadays, stores in the island city are blooming everywhere, and people are paying more and more attention to "visual impact", and various personalized store names have become the first trick for merchants to create attractive selling points. Some common and familiar terms have been replaced by novel names, which have become the brand name of the store to attract attention and attract business.

The store's plaque and name are not only a symbol, but also a glimpse of its cultural taste, taste, style and ideological realm. A new, easy-to-remember, catchy name can make customers remember and remember. Like Sichuan restaurant "Love Malatang", "Food for the Sky" and so on became famous overnight due to the popularity of film and television dramas, it is easy to call and sound pleasant, how can people not have the desire to enter the store to take a look?

However, there are also some merchants who believe that the name of the "Pong" store can be "fake and true", so "Donglaishun" became popular, and various "Laishun" appeared on the street; "Aunt Zhang" became famous, and "Aunt Li" and "Uncle Wang" also "went out". There are also some in order to seek peculiarity and do not hesitate to use "evil signs", in addition, some use homophonic words as signboards abound, such as clothing stores called "clothes are not reluctant".

21. One day I went to take a bus and saw a man on the bus with a pack of cigarettes in his pocket. So I said to him, "Sir, you've smoked."

22, Xiao Ming said: "I want to write". Xiaohong thought: "I want shoes" so she gave him a pair of shoes.