Please leave a joke that you think is the funniest

There was a couple of rabbits who broke the law and went to jail, and they wanted to escape from prison, but they had to climb over 100 walls, so they went to climb through them, and when they got to the sixth block, the rabbit husband asked his wife, "Are you tired?" The wife said

I'm not tired" When I got to the 60th seat, my husband asked again: "Are you tired?" The wife said

I'm not tired" When I got to the 99th block, my husband asked, "Are you tired?" The wife said

tired," so they turned it back.

I'm laughing too...

Find some time, find some free time, carry a bomb on your back, and go to the bank.

The police prepared a pair of handcuffs for you, the warden laid a blanket for you, the troubles of life, told the reporter about the details of the robbery, and talked to the police.

It's gone).

One person gets bitten by a spider and becomes Spider-Man, so someone wants to try it too. He first let the mantis bite and became a mantis man, he felt that it was not enjoyable, and let the centipede bite it again and became a centipede man. He finally let the tiger bite again, turned into a tiger man, and was killed by Wu Song who was passing by...

The thieves are very good in the funny forum.

Confucius eating.

Confucius was besieged between the states of Chen and Cai, and for 10 days there was no food. Sometimes I can't even eat wild vegetable soup, and I'm really hungry. The student Zilu stole a boiled piglet, and Confucius didn't ask where the meat came from, he picked it up and ate it; Zilu robbed other people's clothes to change the wine, and Confucius didn't ask where the wine came from, so he drank it when he picked it up.

However, when Lu Aigong greeted him, Confucius showed the demeanor of a righteous man and a gentleman, and he did not sit on the mat properly, and did not eat the meat if it was not cut properly. Yu Lu asked: "Sir, why is it different now than when Chen and Cai were trapped?"

Confucius replied, "In the past, I did that to steal my life, but today I do it for the sake of handouts." ”

One day, my mom asked me what that pants-wearing hair cake on TV was, and I thought for a moment, could it be SpongeBob?

These people upstairs are very good and true, and your humorous character and perseverance are highlighted in your short words, and your love for the motherland and the people is vividly expressed!

I remember there was a joke. Once upon a time there was a person, ahhahahahahaha Laughed at me.

Haha, haha, haha, haha, ha

Classic slip of the tongue.

Once, I went to buy breakfast and found out in line that it wasn't.

This is a very powerful story, the beginning is terrifying, the middle is funny, and the ending is tragic

There was a ghost who put a pat and died.

There was a little girl who went up the mountain to take mushrooms. Cai cai, and the mushroom is dead.

If my mom has a pimple on her face, she'll get angry, and if she's angry, she won't be able to get out of bed, if she can't get up, she won't be able to make breakfast, if she can't make breakfast, she won't be hungry, so we're going to help her. yes!!