Ask for a pre class speech, about 3 minutes, I am a high school student, easy and funny topic

Speeches can help speakers express themselves better. In the ever-changing modern society, the use of speeches is increasing, I believe that many friends are very distressed about writing speeches, the following is my carefully arranged funny class first three minutes of speech, for your reference, I hope to help cover the fierce help to friends in need.

Dear teachers and students:

Good morning, everyone!

As is customary, this time it is my turn to give a "three-minute motivational speech before class", and the topic of my next speech is optimistic attitude towards life.

I once read a passage where the bird said, "I flew through the sky, but there was no trace of me in the sky."

Rabindranath Tagore said that there was no trace of me in the sky, but I had flown through. In the same situation, there are two different attitudes, and I believe that the latter attitude can win everyone's approval. In fact, life is a mirror, if you smile at him, he will show you a smile, and if you cry at it, then you will only end up with a depressed mood.

Some people may complain that God is so unfair, and I have worked hard for many years until now as a manager's assistant. After 12 years of hard study, I still failed to get into the ideal university. However, these complaints cannot change the reality, only aggravate your own troubles, so why not look at them with a positive and optimistic attitude?

On the contrary, as we are familiar with Mr. Lincoln, after suffering from the failure of business at the age of 24, the death of his lover at the age of 26, the mental breakdown at the age of 27, and the election for the Senate and deputy ** many times in middle age, but all ended in failure, but in the face of so many blows and grinding chain difficulties, he never gave up his dream, but responded to these unsatisfactory with a positive attitude towards life, and finally he became the sixteenth ** of the United States.

I believe that if there is no positive and optimistic attitude towards life, Sang Lan who has broken his limbs, Zhang Haidi, who has amputated his limbs at a high level, and Helen Keller, who has no light and darkness in his life, will not have a brilliant life, and Wuqiao will not win the respect and praise of the world.

Dear friends, although we can't predict what will happen in the next second, I believe that as long as we have a positive and optimistic attitude towards life, we will always be happy in life. So, even if there are a thousand reasons to cry, find ten thousand reasons for yourself to smile, and in this way, our lives will be filled with more sunshine and joy.

Three little pigs, the name of pig A.

The name is "who", the name of pig B is "where", and the name of pig C is "what". One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

And the wolf said to the pig, "Who art thou?"

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No.

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pig ABC: You know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it's "why".

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I.

Wolf: What? Pig AB: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide .........

If you want to achieve the effect of live humor, you still use your own imagination.

Take twenty dollars, go to the podium, and ask, "I have twenty dollars here!" Who wants?

Someone in the audience will reply) "I'll rub it, which of you wants?" (Someone in the audience will reply) "I'll throw it on the ground and step on it!" Which of you wants?

Someone in the audience will reply) "Then I'll tear it up!" Do you want it? (There was silence in the audience) and then gave his own testimonial (one thing is seen from a different angle, and things are different.

It's still 20 pieces, but no one wants it anymore)

Who is below the division commander.

Squad leader: "Who is the biggest officer in our first division?" The recruit replied: "Division commander." Squad Leader: "Who is below the division commander?" Recruit: "It's the horse that the division commander rides." ”

Clever waitress.

One day, several directors of a township went to a restaurant for dinner, and a plate of money meat, that is, a donkey's whip, was served during the banquet. On a whim, the directors insisted that the young waitress of the house say what it was. The girl thought for a moment and said:

I don't know what other people call this, I just know that this thing sometimes shrinks, sometimes it grows, and it is referred to as shrinking (so) long." When the directors heard this, most of them stopped talking. One of them was not interested, and asked, girl, "Is this thing growing in **?"

I don't know, I just know where to put it." When the directors heard this, no one dared to put it in their mouths anymore.

I remember when I was a child, sometimes I forgot to bring my key when I came home from school, so I squatted at the door to do my homework. "At the time, I didn't think it was a compliment, but if you didn't do your homework, would you be waiting at the door?

Later, I slowly discovered that this was actually the germ of my "love of learning" temperament. After more than ten years of study, there are complaints and doubts about "annoyed", "boring" or "what are you doing here" in my ears from time to time, but I learned happily and happily, and I didn't need to be forced by others, because in my opinion, learning is a kind of fun.

I experience pleasure in acquiring knowledge, which is a curiosity and possessiveness of the unknown. When watching TV, browsing newspapers and magazines, and even listening to the "idle days" at street intersections, you can get more or less elegant or vulgar knowledge, and this accumulation will gradually become a habit after a long time. Facing something you don't know, wanting to understand it, wanting to master it, that's the first step.

And when you really put it into practice, you seriously devote yourself to it, and you find that "life can be more beautiful", and this process itself is a kind of fun, like the fun of a fish swimming in water.

In the process of acquiring knowledge, planning learning is also a pleasure. This plan is not like the plan in the "planned economy", it has strong flexibility, the plan is large and small, long-term and short-term, the principle is to proceed from reality, appropriately ahead of the curve, the so-called "appropriate" is to add an additional small and relatively simple task on the basis of the original level, after a period of time when you can basically complete it, add a new task ......The difficulty of the "task" is determined by the level achieved in the previous stage. In addition, there are several short-term goals and long-term goals for each subject, as well as a review plan, to start about two weeks before the exam, about a blueprint can be, do not have to be too detailed, at the same time start to review, after a period of review, according to the remaining amount of review and time to make a more detailed plan, stick to it, review in an orderly manner, while paying attention to the collocation between the various disciplines, and finally let them "call it a day" almost at the same time.

You might say, "Oh my God! Doesn't that tire people to death?

Live within the box of your own plan all day long! This is not a constraint, but a way to keep your study and life in order, to put it in layman's terms, it is a "plan", spend more time to use your brain, it should not be a "loss trade".

Breaks in study are also fun. The content and form of rest are diverse, you can watch for a while, you can watch the scenery for a while, you can also close your eyes and rest, or you can play sweaty and get carried away.

In addition, I will try my best to keep myself in a good mood, not to get angry about the little things in life, and to treat people and things with a tolerant attitude.

When it comes to learning the secret of learning well, to be honest, I just think that I can plan better than others and work harder than others.

Once upon a time, rats were deeply distressed by cats. So, they had a meeting together to discuss how to deal with the harassment of the cat in order to be safe.

At the meeting, each had its own proposals, but they were all rejected. The last little mouse stood up and proposed, saying that a bell should be hung around the cat's neck, and that as soon as we hear the bell ring, we will know that the cat is coming, and we can run away immediately. His proposal was applauded and unanimously adopted.

An old mouse sat beside him, and remained silent. At this time, he stood up and said, "The idea that the mouse has come up with is very brilliant and very safe; But there is one small question that needs to be solved, and that is who to send to hang the bell around the cat's neck?

The story is that it may not be difficult to come up with a great idea, but it is not so easy to implement it.

Let's tell an idiom story about learning.