Urgently looking for a funny three and a half sentence script for the college art evening

However, Dahao had no idea.

The teacher is the student, and the student is the teacher.

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”

The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”

The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

Student: "The road is empty. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "Wrong. ”

Student: "Correct. ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”

Student: "We're right. ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

..After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

Campus sketches.

Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script line group secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep! Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!

I recommend Ma Ji, Zhao Yan, and Dashan's "Apprentice", which is quite classic, and the time is not very long

Otherwise, let's talk about "Wine Order".

The younger siblings are on the field.

Singing in unison: Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green and ......

Junior 1: I'll send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white, and the silent era may not be too far away to love.

Junior 2: Don't ask, don't say, everything is silent, this moment is a candlelight for us to spend quietly.

School sister 1: If you love me, don't go, if you say, don't hear what you really say, give me a little tenderness.

Senior Sister 2: When you unload the glory with your backpack, I can only let the tears remain in my heart, and wave my hand vigorously with a slight smile, wishing you a smooth journey.

Pause) Qi: Who married you who is sentimental, who comforts you who loves to cry, who coils up your long hair, who makes you a wedding dress.

According to the singing conditions of the actors, the length of the sentence order can be appropriately adjusted, the feelings are sincere, the chorus should be neat, and the harmony can be appropriate).

Student 1: This time the singing is not bad, the graduation party is about to start, we have to hurry up.

Student 1: You said, let's perform this show and give it to the senior brothers and sisters, can we do it?

School sister 2: I heard that the boy in the ** grade did the ballet Little Swan, and the Divine Comedy was nervous, and he was always powerful.

Junior 2: When you say that, I'm really worried.

Junior 1: It's okay, it's okay, let's have a discussion with my brothers and sisters tonight, let's just feel the situation and see what they like.

Student 1: How do you touch the situation?

Junior 2: Senior brother likes you the most, you don't want to touch it as much as you want, just touch it?

Senior Sister 1: you, the little sister still likes you the most.

Junior 1: He was looking forward to the little sister touching his ......What about the situation.

Senior Sister 2: Don't be poor, it's time for senior brothers and sisters to come.

Senior brothers and sisters are on the top.

Younger brothers and sisters: Hello senior brother, good junior sister, good second senior brother.

Second Senior Brother: It's been four years, I've been talking for four years, don't call me Second Senior Brother, people still think my surname is Pig.

Senior Brother: You troublemakers, I have to say a word for your second senior brother.

Second Senior Brother: Yes, you can tell me.

Big brother: Some people see that his appearance is a bit tiger, some people say that he is honest and cute, and some people say that he is a bit two, but in fact, it is not at all.

Second Senior Brother: Not at all!

Haiyan, you can have a snack.

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