Who has a joke, a deep meaning. Humorous and allegorical jokes

The big rabbit is sick, the second rabbit looks, the third rabbit buys medicine, the fourth rabbit boils, the fifth rabbit dies, the sixth rabbit lifts, the seventh rabbit digs a pit, the eighth rabbit buries, the ninth rabbit sits on the ground and cries, and the tenth rabbit asks him why he is crying?

Nine rabbits said that the five rabbits will not come back!

This is a "nursery rhyme" that looks very ordinary and scary when you think about it carefully. In my opinion, although it cannot be simply corresponded to some people, the deep meaning contained in it is too much in line with the current political situation, please take a look at the relevant analysis:

1.The metaphor of human beings as animals was a common technique used by literati. And people have a class.

The so-called big rabbit, of course, is the person with the highest status and class (that is, the ruling class) The big rabbit is sick, and in order to cure its disease, it is necessary to sacrifice a rabbit at all costs, even at the expense of a rabbit as a medicine.

2.It was the big rabbit who was sick, but the five rabbits died suddenly, apparently being made into medicine.

3."Buy medicine"Actually, it's a black word, because in fact only some simple herbs are needed, mainly medicinal inductions, so this"Buy medicine"It refers to killing the rabbit that makes the medicine, and the three rabbits are a killer.

4.Why are the five rabbits introduced by the medicine? Because which rabbit is suitable for medicine is decided by the doctor, the second rabbit is the doctor.

5.can be launched, the two rabbits borrowed a knife to kill the rabbit and killed the five rabbits, what is the solution between them? Probably love killing, because of a female rabbit.

6.Who is a female rabbit? Think about it, women love to cry by nature, so the nine rabbits are female rabbits, and the nine rabbits also know the truth, so they cry because she loves the five rabbits.

7."Six rabbits lifted", this is obviously a sick sentence, how can a rabbit be lifted? He was obviously carried, because he was dead, so he was carried. The two rabbits who carried him then dug a pit and buried the corpse. That's right, it was seven or eight rabbits that carried him!

8.Was the six rabbits killed by seven or eight rabbits? No, he was killed by the killer Three Rabbits. The Three Rabbits didn't want to kill him, but the Five Rabbits and the Six Rabbits had a very good relationship, and they happened to be together at the time and joined forces to resist, so the Three Rabbits killed them together.

9.The last point is analyzed, perhaps redundant. Here's the thing, in the process of fighting between the three rabbits and the five or six rabbits, seven or eight rabbits were attracted.

When Five or Six were killed, the three rabbits had no strength, and Seven Eight was usually very obedient and would not tell the truth. So the three rabbits let go of the seven or eight rabbits, and asked them to carry the six rabbits away and bury them. As soon as I saw it, my life was saved, and it happened anyway, and it was irreparable, so I had to do it.

Chinese Americans Japan ** fell on a desert island, when the ammunition ran out of food, God appeared, God said: I give you a chance to go home, there are ten watermelons and cherries here, you choose one and stuff it into PP, if you stuff ten and don't laugh, you can go home, if you laugh, you have to die. They agreed, and the Americans chose Pingguo, and the third one couldn't help laughing, and he died; The Chinese shrewdly chose cherries, stuffed to the eighth, suddenly laughed, and also died.

The American saw the Chinese in heaven and asked him why, and the Chinese said: "Yes, I saw the Japanese come with watermelons."

When two students in the second grade of elementary school came to the office, the girl asked, "Teacher, my grandmother is 80 years old, can she get pregnant?" Teacher:

No! The girl continued to ask, "Then my sister is eighteen years old, will she get pregnant?"

Teacher: "Yes! The girl asked again

I'm eight years old, can I? Teacher: "No!

The boy who went with me: "Hehe, I said it's okay."

The position is high and the responsibility is light, the money is more and less close to home, you sleep until you wake up naturally every day, the money is cramped in your hand, you receive gifts when you spend money, and you get a raise when others work overtime! The company's Nissan is making money, and someone will take care of you!

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The humorous and allegorical jokes are as follows:1. Good-looking people are cool in the four sedan quarters of the year, and you only have autumn cool.

2. You take your sunny road, and I take my underground road.

3. Grief has become a disaster in modern times, so remember to be kind to yourself.

4. In such a cold day, in such a cold day, a single dog may be upgraded to a pong crushed ice.

5. Suddenly, Luntan found that I didn't dare to go out since I wore glasses.

6. People have a dark side, if you say that you are very simple, then I can only say that you are not human!

7. I don't show my hands to you in the monthly exam, and I really think I slept in vain in class.

8. When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch my pocket to see if there is any money!

9, when you grow up, you want to marry Tang Seng, you can play if you can, and eat him if you can't.

10. How is the skin so thick, and how can the pigskin be investigated.

Summary. Xiao Ming offered to play guessing with his father. Dad said:

Yes, who can't guess the fine of 5 dimes. Xiao Ming: Okay, but you are more knowledgeable than me, I can't guess that you will only be fined 5 cents.

Dad agreed, and let Xiao Ming say the mystery first. Xiao Mingma: What kind of bird has three eyes?

Dad thought about it, and finally said helplessly: I don't know, admit punishment. Gives you 5 dimes.

Now you tell me the answer. Xiao Ming smiled slyly: I don't know, admit the punishment and give you 5 cents!

Xiao Ming offered to play guessing with his father. Dad said: Yes, who can't guess the fine of 5 dimes.

Xiao Ming: Okay, but you have more knowledge than me Tongqin asked, I can't guess that it will only be fined 5 cents. Dad agreed, and let Xiao Ming say the mystery first.

Xiao Mingma: What kind of bird has three eyes? Dad thought about it, and Yuan Ju finally said helplessly

I don't know, admit punishment. Gives you 5 dimes. Now tell me the answer.

Xiao Ming smiled slyly: I don't know, admit the punishment and give you 5 cents!

1. There was a drunkard who went to someone else's house to drink one day, and he drank it on his head and said to the guests: "If you have a long way to go, just go back first and keep an eye on the leak, don't accompany me anymore." 2. A man drank in a tavern all night, and finally the hotel hostess told him that the door was closing.

3. My colleague Xiao Fan invited everyone to drink, and a colleague drank too much and couldn't get up on the table.