Classic Funny Verses 10, Classic Funny Verses

The sunshine incense burner produced purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. The saliva flowed three thousand feet, and he didn't bring any money in his pocket.

Spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. When the big bear comes at night, no one can run.

Li Bai didn't give money on the boat, and the boatman kicked off the boat. The water of Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep, I don't know if Li Bai is dead or not.

Qingming [Tang] Du Mu During the Qingming Festival, the rain is full of lonely people who want to break their souls by asking where the beauty is The shepherd boy refers to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poem is into the wood three points. For today's sake, let him go first).

Chunxiao [Tang] Meng Haoran Spring sleep is not aware of the young beauties of science and engineering I can't sleep at night I went to the Internet to find it (Lao Meng is not to be outdone) Jiangnan is in the Year of the Turtle [Tang] Du Fu Looking for beauties in the chat room Q q bubble m s n It is the good scenery of science and technology Talking speculatively and wanting to meet people (hehe, the poet is ambitious) Novella Zhang 18 members of the water department in early spring [Tang] Han Yu Beili Xiaoyu is as moist as a crisp Beauty looks close but there is no The most sad thing is a year online m m was originally a pig... It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard).

Early White Emperor City [Tang] Li Bai quit the dormitory and liked it when netizens met suddenly, and their faces were full of sadness and couldn't stop crying, and they just almost reached the ghost gate pass (Shixian seemed to have met a carnivorous Amen).

Wo Chun (I'm stupid).

Lu. Dark plum whispering flowers, (I have no culture) lying on the branch and hating the bottom, (my IQ is very low) lying like water (to ask who I am), easy to penetrate the spring green. (A big stupid donkey).

The shore is like green, (I am a donkey) the shore is like a green, (I am a donkey) the shore is like a green (I am a stupid donkey) You can read it in Mandarin, which means that you are a talent!

Adapted by classmates: Purple smoke rose from the sunshine incense burner, and Li Bai came to roast duck. The saliva was three thousand late, and he didn't bring any money in his pocket. The bright moonlight in front of the bed, the glass is good for frosting. If you don't rush to wipe it, you will get dirty if it is not good. (Zhao Benshan said).

Tuzhou Xijian Tang Wei Yingwu.

The lonely grass stream grows on the side, and there are yellow orioles singing deep trees.

The spring tide brings rain and comes in a hurry, and the wild ferry is unmanned and self-controlled.

Feiliu went straight down three pieces of, but unfortunately he didn't have any paper on him. The water of Peach Blossom Lake is 3,000 feet, and the ancients did not use paper to.

The sunshine incense burner produces salty smoke, and the salted fish hangs in front of the river. The saliva is 3,000 feet, and there is no money in the pocket.

The lonely grass stream grows on the side, and there are yellow orioles singing deep trees.

The spring tide brings rain and comes in a hurry, and the wild ferry is unmanned and self-controlled.

How funny???

Ask Song how drunk I am, push Song with my hand and say This is a very famous poem, and the latter sentence can only be read after a pause in the first 5 words.

It looks like a melon from afar.

Up close, it looks like a scar.

It turned out to be a flower.

Oops my mom.

Bedside ** tea.

Facial freckle cream.

Captivity beauty salon.

Tears welled up.

The sunshine incense burner is smoking. Looking at the toilet in the sky, flying down three camel, I found that I didn't bring toilet paper.

In the bright moonlight in front of the bed, the thief climbed into the window. When I opened the safe, there were few bills.

Yes, for example: spring sleep does not wash feet, mosquito bites everywhere. ··

If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old, and if people have love, they will die early.

Goose goose goose, cut the curved items with a knife, pluck the feathers and add scoop water, light the fire and cover the pot!

There are 3,000 beauties in the harem, 3,000 pampered in one, and the iron pestle is sharpened into an embroidery needle.

Ask how sad you can be, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the Qinglou.

Su Dongpo laughed at Su Xiaomei's sentence: A drop of lovesick tears last year just flowed to .........the cheeks this year

At noon on hoe day, it was really hard to go to class.

A small broken book, sitting all morning.

3.Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself.

4.The bird stays in the tree by the pool, and the monk knocks on the door under the moon.

The wind blows the eggshells. Wealth goes to people's comfort.

How sad can you be? It's like a bottle of two pots.

The rain is murmuring outside the curtain Li Yu.

The rain is murmuring outside the curtain, and the spring is beautiful. Luo Ji is not tolerant of the five colds. In my dream, I didn't know that I was a guest, and I was greedy for joy. Alone, infinite country. Sometimes it's easier to see, sometimes it's harder. Flowing water and flowers go in spring, heaven and earth.

Listen to the rain Jiang Jie.

The young man listened to the rain song upstairs, and the red candles were dim. Middle-aged people listen to the rain in the passenger boat, the river is wide and the clouds are low, and the broken geese are called the west wind. Now listening to the rain monk's house, the temples have stars. The joys and sorrows are always ruthless, and before the first step, every bit is until dawn.

What you see in the book of the night of the boat is to check the prudence.

The moon is dark and you see the fishing lantern, and the lonely light is a little firefly.

The breeze is full of stars.

Linjiang Immortal Su Shi.

Drink Dongpo at night to wake up and get drunk, and return as if it were three watches. The child's snort was thunderous. Don't knock on the door, lean on the stick and listen to the sound of the river. I hate this body for a long time, when will I forget the camp? The night wind is quiet and flat. The boat passed away, and the river and sea sent the rest of his life.

Listen to the rain Fang Yue.

Bamboo Zhai sleeps and listens to the rain, and moss grows in dreams.

The door is lonely and the mountain is opposite, and the idle birds do not guess.

1. Chirp and chirp, Mulan gives birth to chicks.

2. Spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere.

3. Clear water out of hibiscus, stupid pigs are different.

3. Two yellow orioles sing green willows, and a line of egrets go to the western sky.

4. If the relationship between the two is long-lasting, it should be when the two get married.

5. Chop the grass without removing the roots, and the spring breeze blows and grows.

6. Sorrow and hard work can rejuvenate the country, and closing your eyes can nourish your spirits.

7. When the mountains are full of flowers, I will strive to pick the flowers.

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