What are the talk show quotations, and what are the complete lines of the talk show joke?

The full lines of the talk show joke are as follows:1. Don't talk about being a single dog all day long.

Dogs are dead at your age.

2. Many things are supported by being full, such as **.

3. You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can't be single and poor.

4. Although we don't know each other, you can get close to me with money.

6. After eating too much soft rice, I slowly got used to it. People like you who don't have the protection of Madame won't understand.

7. Recently, it has become very popular to say that "being rich is capricious", which is simply nonsense. You think we were very willful when we were young, we were all poor, and we were poor. Ever since I grew up knowing money, I'm no longer willful, because I only recognize money.

8. The relationship between hard work and talent is like scratching a lottery ticket, the process of your hard work is the process of scratching the lottery ticket, but what you can scratch out of scratching the lottery depends on your talent.

1. Sooner or later, I will become one of them, always maintain my enthusiasm for life, to discover the beauty around me, the joy of life, and create it myself.

2. There are often butterflies shuttling around the script on your shoulder, and you would rather sit in the back of the motorcycle and hug each other than sit in the car and be silent with each other.

3. We do not feel tired at all, we are a strong backing for students, share weal and sorrow with students, escort students, and encourage students to believe in themselves, work hard, and fight for the high school entrance examination.

4. To have a warm home, women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly, and men like to hear women say that another man is unsuccessful.

5. I want to stay alone in the text version, you only see some people with infinite scenery on the surface, but you don't know that they are also smooth sailing behind their backs.

6. Most of them are acquainted with the network energy, the first time they fall in love, goodbye to the infatuation, all day long, want to get the heart, painstaking, want to urge the heart, do you not understand my heart.

7, Xiao Qiaochu married a heroic and funny hair, no **, no greetings, no news, we are the most familiar strangers.

8, even if there is no plain makeup to cover the lines of the earth, the dream of the past is shattered, pick it up, try to piece it together, and then it is broken again, pick it up again, put it together, until one day you can't put it together again.

9. Walking on the path full of fallen leaves, the ability is limited, and the effort is unlimited.

10. Is there a piece of paper that can wipe away the tears from the corners of my eyes, once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become the secret of my heart.

11. Ling is my best friend.

Yes, in fact, I don't have to wait for you, but if I wait, I can't wait for others.

1. Don't talk about being a single dog all day long. Dogs are dead at your age.

2. Many things are supported by being full, such as **.

3. You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can't be single and poor.

4. Although we don't know each other, you can get close to me with money.

6. Before I was with you, I didn't think there was a good man in the world. After being with you, I suddenly found out that the world was full of good men.

The origins of stand-up comedy can be traced back to the 18th century coffee bar gatherings in England, where people discussed various social issues. However, it was in the United States that stand-up comedy really developed.

In the 20th century, with the advent of radio and people's enthusiasm for public gatherings, more and more people turned their interest to discussing through the new medium of radio, which also catalyzed the birth of talk shows. The difference is that most talk shows at that time were one-word halls, where an expert gave an opinion to the audience without the audience's participation.

Beginning in 1933, many new forms of talk shows appeared, and the audience had the opportunity to actively participate in the discussion. At the same time, the focus of talk shows is often on some social issues that have received widespread attention.

The talk show lines are:

1. Everyone thinks that they are the god of stocks, and they make money by frying one, and even the aunt who sells green onions in the small vegetable market said: "I have news!" ”

2. Liu Huan has been around for so many years, and I have never found his neck.

3. The worst thing is the cramp dance (cramp-like), three or four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find a toilet.

4. I bowed for so long, not to ask for applause, in fact, I mainly want me to check my head posture (head road) clearly.

5. To be friends with a person, not only to accept his advantages, but also to like his shortcomings, this is called lack of joy (fool).

The complete lines of the talk show joke are in love, and the most remarkable thing is that a woman can waste years for the man she loves, facing the youth who has no regrets and waiting, and the last thing a man can let go of is that he knows that there is a woman who has been waiting for him silently.

If a woman loves you and is willing to wait for you, no matter who you are with or what you are doing, she can always be dedicated to you wholeheartedly, unless, you are not her only love.

And men are different, a man's favorite woman leaves, he will cry, he will get drunk, he will pretend to be crazy and stupid, he will leave the most important place in his heart to the woman who leaves, however, he hopes that other women can sleep in the bed in winter.

Talk shows

Every man is a **, and a man like me is the biggest**. I like to lie, but I can't fool myself when I fool a lot of people. But everybody will believe my lies.

Who? That's my woman, in fact, my woman has known that I am lying.

She had to pretend to believe me, why? It's because my woman is afraid. I have not deceived her with this lie, and I will not make up a lie and then lie to her, and make up the next lie for the next lie.

So he hurt her countless times. So men which men. When you once lied and a woman suddenly believed.

Don't think, don't think that the lies you make up are infallible, don't think that the woman who believes your lies has a low IQ, but the woman who is willing to believe your lies is really really fucking loving you too much.

I think the only talk show that can be regarded as a classic in China is Hulan.

Optimistic friends, I call him a "classic talk show" not to say that he performs the best, but it is certainly the most calm, and it is the original talk show.

One, this young man is out of breath, which is already quite funny.

Yes, Hulan's way of speaking seemed to express to the audience: "I have to act quickly, there are still a lot of things at home!" "Feeling,If you really say cute,I think Hulan is a very cute person,This is the first time I feel that the word "cute" is used to describe a man,I don't feel disgusting,Because his kind of cuteness is brought in his bones,I feel like he's like a penguin.,I don't know why.。

Second, the content is all about life, which can quickly resonate with you.

You'll find that what he says is something so ordinary that it can't be more ordinary, and maybe you would say it yourself, but if you say it, you'll find it interesting. And the most important point is that the content of the lecture basically has an extraneous meaning, and there are other meanings, you have to listen to it twice, which is really interesting.

And it's this simple young man, who was just a little follower at the beginning, and he just regarded talk shows as a hobby, three, one thing that we are more likely to ignore is that he speaks sticky.

The so-called "sticky teeth" is that the words are not clear, but it is such a guy who sounds like Mandarin, but listens carefully, but it is not, but he can't tell what the accent is.