Campus cross talk script Funny Thunderman 20

There is a one called Hero Righteousness, which is available on the Internet, and it is okay.

I have a 3-person version... I used it on New Year's Day last year, and the effect was good. There are some episodes in the middle that you can change the amount... Leave an email address if you want.

1. The humorous and funny cross talk script "Acute and Chronic":

A: Hurry up! It's like embroidering on the stage.

b (Slow down all of the following): Good eyesight. It was embroidered from '02 until it was finally completed a few days ago.

A: Ten years! Such a huge project?

B: Of course, so I carry it with me every day as a treasure.

A: Oh, you're still carrying it!

B: Hmm! B: Then I'll show you (take out the props).

A: That's it? You've been doing this for ten years.

B: Hmm! (Proud sketch funny whole form).

A: That's too slow, isn't it? Partnering with someone like you, in my heart, I'm like a charcoal falling in my hair every time.

B: What? A: The action of burning the fire

B: Burn you.

A: I'm like a rat getting into the bellows every time.

B: What? A: Anger all over the body (action).

B: You're so angry.

A: I'm like every time....

B: (Interrupts in a hurry, pushes A), gotta get it, don't look like it every time, bother, you!

A: Do you know why?

B: Fresh ......I really want to know.

A: The reason is that we don't have the right personalities.

B: (slowly) No. Combine. Only. Leave. Phew.

A: Look, even such a big thing as a breakup is so light and casual, is there anything that can make you anxious?

B: I'm a chronic kid by nature.

A: There are two kinds of personalities in this world: slow and urgent. Do you know what the greatest sorrow of life is?

B: I'll guess. What do you mean by that acute and chronic go hand in hand?

2. The humorous and funny two-person cross talk script "We Are Brothers".

A: Hello comrades!

B: Hello friends!

A: Hello gentlemen!

B: Hello ladies!

A: My surname is Di.

B: My surname is Gao.

A: My name is Di Yi.

B: My name is Gao. A little stronger than him, hahahaha.

A: I'm a pesticide engineer at my unit.

B: I am a "veterinarian" in the village.

A: I have a qualification certificate issued by the state.

B: ...The state sent it to him, but it did not send it to me. I'm self-styled, hahaha...

A: Because of my high level of pesticide research, my colleagues call me: "enemy kills".

B: Because my veterinarian skills are good. The neighbors call me "a master craft".

A: We are fellow countrymen.

B: He and I belong to the same village.

A: He's my neighbor.

B: I am his right hand.

A: I was in the same class as him.

B: He and I are at the front and back tables.

A: We both went to high school together.

B: He finished high school and then "flew away."

A: Because I was admitted to university.

B: So, I'm hesitant.

A: Then I worked, got married, started my own family and had a child...

B: I've added both.

A: I wonder how much my hometown has changed?

B: He forgot his hometown.

A: I often bow my head and think of my hometown.

B: I feel like he's lying.

A: Because my parents left early. So, I was so strong when I left my hometown!

B: He's strong, I'm confused!

I do, but it's going to be Thursday, so I'm sorry I can't help you.