A hilarious two person comedy script about civilized etiquette on campus

1: There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.

2: Big mouth, it's nothing.

1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?

1: Every day she pouts this mouth.

2: Pouting?

1: Ah, she's like this

2: What is this for?

1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?

2: And what about what she says?

1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.

2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?

1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.

2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?

1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.

2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).

1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.

2: What's your last name, girl?

1: Surname Wu

2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.

2: What's your name, girl?

1: Gourd

2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

2: And how old are you?

1:25

2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?

1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.

1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.

2: Who is in your family?

1: Parents

2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?

1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!

2: Do you have a partner?

1: Pinch toot

2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?

1: Second uncle

2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?

1: Department store

2: Wrong, it's a department store.

1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.

2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?

1: Buy vinegar

2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?

1) Baked sweet potato

2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?

1: It's all sprinkled

2: Hey, open your mouth !!

Unlucky. Bai: On a certain day, two people each drove a 10-ton truck in an alley.

A (shouting to driver B) The ancients said, "What is the moment, the wind is calm, retreat 10 meters, let others go." ”

B thought: Let me let me go out of the way!

B: That's right, then you can give it a go.

A thinks: Are you pretending to be stupid or really stupid, it doesn't matter if you are pretending to be stupid or really stupid, I will definitely not let you!

A: You better let it.

B: You let. A: You let it.

B: You let. A: You let it.

Bai: The two drivers didn't give in to each other, and the two of them fought 300 times with his incorruptible tongue and iron and copper teeth, regardless of victory or defeat.

A: (listless) I'm going to take a detour.

B: (energetic) I won.

The next day: It's really a couple, these two met again in this alley.

A: Last time I took a detour, this time it's time for you to take a detour.

B thought: No way, let me take a detour, it's quite beautiful.

B: Do you understand that the law of the jungle eats the strong? See who can afford whom.

A: I've been preparing for a long time, looking at compressed biscuits.

B: I'm prepared.

4,800 hours passed.

A: I'm done with my compressed biscuits and I'm going to take a detour, but you have to tell me where did your pisa come from?

B: Won home delivery, delivered.

A: It's really "one foot high, one foot high".

The next day: This time I brought: TV, computer, refrigerator, washing machine, wardrobe, single bed, 1000 pounds of rice, rice cooker, solar cooker, solar accumulator, PSP3, NDSI ......

B: But I brought a bulldozer.

Ding Ling, Ding Ling, Ding Ling.

Day after day. Bai: It's really a couple of enemies, these two met again in this alley. I'm tired of saying this.

B: What did you bring with you this time?

A: (Terrorist) Killer Group.

B: (smirk) I'm sorry, I brought a SWAT team. Hahahaha!! The end of the play.

I only remember that Ma Ji has this kind of joke, it seems to be "polite language", "polite", polite or something, find *** and listen to it yourself.

"Cherish Time".

A: The sun and the moon are like shuttles, and time is as fast as an arrow.