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I fell in love in high school, and my girlfriend went to dinner hand in hand, and I met my homeroom teacher, and I bumped head-on, and my homeroom teacher found me first, so I quickly pretended not to see it, and turned over and over the dishes in my hand until I passed by. According to the reliable reports of the classmates, they saw their homeroom teacher walking behind us twice, and they were afraid that we would be embarrassed to bump into each other, so they walked slowly behind silently. My high school physics is okay, I am the representative of the physics class, the physics teachers of the grade are in the same office, once a few days after the exam, when I went to pick up the homework, the physics teacher in their class pulled me and said, when will you give tutoring to your family, she is like that, you are not in a hurry?
How do you know my teacher, the teacher said with a disdainful face, there are few teachers in this grade who don't know, if it weren't for your two grades.
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And the leaders of the countryside, it was the eve of the Spring Festival when the villages were killing pigs, the countryside will inevitably eat in the village, after eating, the enthusiastic villagers want to give each of us a piece of pork to take home, saying that the rural pigs are delicious and do not feed the feed. Naturally, we can't accept this, the villagers took the wrapped fresh pork and handed it to the leader, and the two of them held the pork for a period of Tai Chi pushing, "Please accept" and "No" echoed each other. In the end, the leader pushed the pork back into the arms of the villagers, trotted into the car and walked ......When I returned to the car, the leader's shirt was full of oil, and the leader said with a bitter face, "This is the new clothes that my daughter-in-law bought for me yesterday, what can I do, I said I didn't want it and pushed it on .......""It turns out that people who are afraid of their wives are quite cute, hahahaha.
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For a while, I was working on a difficult bug. I've been tossing for a long time, and I've tried all kinds of methods, but I still can't find the reason. Helplessly, I thought about this bug every day, and I desperately wanted to find the cause.
Even, when I go to bed every day, I open my eyes and close my eyes is this bug. So, one day I had a dream. In a dream, there is a hardware register configuration that is not right.
When I arrived at the company the next day, I immediately tried it. It's really magical, it's just solved.
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The firmware we did at that time often needed to open up buffers to store the inputs, outputs, and intermediate results. At the end of the run, this buffer needs to be released manually. So, at the dinner, these words became a mantra that only our group could understand.
Go for a relase buffer and come back and drink again. What are you doing? release buffer.
I don't know if you understand? release buffer is talking about going to the toilet.
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One day, a newcomer didn't change the remarks, but only introduced himself, hello everyone, I'm Xiao Li. Someone in the group said that we are so many Xiao Li, how do I know who you are. Then Xiao Li typed three words: Li xx (the name of a big leader), and then the scene was very embarrassing for a while.
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When I was a freshman in high school, the math teacher had just graduated from graduate school, was very young and handsome, and was the homeroom teacher of the neighboring class. The father of a student in our class met him and asked him, "Classmate, how do you get to class 12?"
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I can't personally experience the stories and anecdotes of my work, but I've heard many people share their anecdotes, and here are some of them:
1.Once the customer severely criticized the salesperson for failing to deliver the goods on time, but the salesperson responded that "our company's goods have been delivered on time, and you may have put the doorknob upside down."
The customer hurriedly checked the doorknob, and sure enough, he was wrong. But in order to maintain his dignity, he was unwilling to admit his mistake and still insisted that it was the company's fault.
2.At a company's annual dinner, a senior leader drank too much, and as a result, he choked on a sip of wine when he walked to the stage to give a speech, and finally had to be carried by other leaders.
3.During an interactive game on welfare day, an employee was overwhelmed by the bocce ball and the bocce ball suddenly flew out and hit a manager on the head. The manager angrily complained that the employee had deliberately hit him, but the other employees knew it was an accident.
As a result, the incident has been a joke within the company.
4.An employee once got drunk at a company party and ended up dancing too wildly on the dance floor, and was eventually taken to the hospital by ambulance.
These anecdotes may not be ideal or appropriate in the actual workplace, but they make people feel relaxed and happy in their leisure time, and they also show how important it is to have a harmonious atmosphere between teams, and that proper adjustment and humor can change our attitude towards life.
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1: I chose fitness as an elective for physical education, and I found that the number 40 people in the class included me as a man. The teacher is also desperate, there is no confrontational fitness program to play at all
So, the final exam of my fitness class is: hide and seek......The first 10 to be caught are passing, the middle 20 are good, and the last 10 are excellent.
There was a boy who skipped class and missed the exam, and as a result - yes, he somehow got an "excellent". Since then, I haven't seen this buddy ...... again
2: When the national flag was raised in junior high school, the vice principal said in the leader's speech: For the sake of school hygiene, no garbage is allowed in the trash can in the future!
At that time, I asked the person next to me, isn't the trash can just for garbage?!
The guy next to me said, so you know now why he's not the principal, right?
3: There are two kinds of rice in the canteen, half a bowl of rice yuan and one bowl of rice yuan. Sold for many years.
Later, some classmates proposed that since a bowl of rice is yuan, then half a bowl of rice should be yuan.
When the school heard that it made sense, the price of a bowl of rice increased to yuan.
4: The school goes to work at 8 o'clock, and the shuttle bus for the faculty and staff departs from the family area at 7:10 in the morning, in case of traffic jam may be late, and if there is no traffic jam, it will arrive at about 7:40, and it is a little early.
Later, a teacher suggested that you should not take this road, and take another toll city expressway, which can ensure that there is no traffic jam, and you don't have to go so early, departing at 7:30 and arriving at 7:50, just right.
The cost is shared equally, and it is only a few yuan per person per month. Blind branches.
The teachers agreed and submitted the proposal to the school.
The school looked at it, and the shuttle bus was indeed a big deal if it was late due to traffic jams. So change it to 6:40 and you won't be late.
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When I couldn't find a job, I remember doing something that made me think it was incredible:
At that time, after graduating from university, I, like other students in the dormitory, came to the talent market in my city, looking for a job suitable for myself in various decreasing categories, but due to our lack of work experience, we walked for more than a month and did not find a job that really suited us or we were satisfied, so I and other classmates in my dormitory were very anxious, and then I had an idea and thought of an idea, That is, while submitting resumes to other employers, each of us made up a tragic experience of our own, in this tragic experience, we all wrote ourselves as from a poor family in the countryside, and finally graduated from college, hoping that the employer could open up the net and give us a job opportunity, and wanted to improve our chances of being hired in this way.
Then, I used this method to submit my resume and this experience to an employer in the talent market, but the interviewer read my resume and tragic experience, did not say anything, gave me the opportunity to interview, in the interview process, the interviewer's first sentence was that your experience was made up by yourself, I was a little at a loss, because I was indeed made up by myself, and I would not lie, my face was very red, and the interviewer said that we hired you. It's not because of your miserable resume, but because I've also experienced job hunting like you, and your basic conditions meet my hiring requirements, but don't lie like this in the future job search process, I nodded to the interviewer and bowed deeply.
Through this incident, I learned that no matter what, in the process of job hunting, you should still insist on integrity, and you should not lie in order to get a job, because integrity is the most important principle in the workplace, and if others lie like me, they may not be as lucky as me.
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Yes, there was an interview in front of me, there was a man in front of him, he patted his resume up, and said how good he was there, and he just wronged him when he came to this company, and I felt that he was boasting about Haikou when I listened to it, and it was disgusting that people turned him over and he was only in high school, and he didn't go to college, and people said that he was only in high school, and he didn't have the qualifications to come to this company, and that person was also overconfident, and he said what happened to high school? Do you look down on people who graduated from high school? Then the guy behind us was speechless, and then finally the supervisor called the security guard to drive the guy away.
The first time I was in high school, I took the fourth, and I was divided into arts and sciences in the first year of high school, and I thought I was very smart and I would learn something as soon as I learned it, so I didn't know how to learn science. Because I looked at the overall grades when I was divided, I was placed in a very good science class in our school. It's good, I'm still the same as before, I listened to it in class, I thought I understood it and went to sleep, and then the first placement test, I took the bottom eight. >>>More