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Why don't the people who should come come yet? If in doubt, please follow me.
Treats jokes:
In the old days, someone held a banquet at home to entertain those who had helped him, and invited a total of four guests. It was nearly noon, and one person had not yet arrived. So he said to himself:
Why don't you come when you should have come? Hearing this, one of the guests thought to himself, "If I shouldn't have come, then shouldn't I?" , so he got up and took his leave. The man regretted that he had said the wrong thing, saying, "What should not have gone is gone," thought another guest
I shouldn't go, I think I'm supposed to go! He also took his leave. The host was very remorseful when he saw that he had made the guest angry because of his careless words.
His wife also complained that he couldn't speak, so she defended: "I'm not talking about them." When the last guest heard this, he thought, "It's not them!"
That's just me! So he sighed and left.
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You're talking about dried shrimp.
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Inexhaustible.
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Did I say they didn't touch it?
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Someone invited three people, and when the time came, only two came, so the guest stood at the door and looked around, and said, "Why haven't you come yet?"
As soon as he finished speaking, another one became angry, "You just said that you should have gone yet", so he left angrily. The person who invited the guest looked at it and said:
I don't mean you. "The rest thought: That's us.
So he also left.
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Someone at home hosted a banquet for those who had helped him, and a total of four guests were invited.
It was nearly noon, and one person had not yet arrived. So he said to himself: "Why don't you come when you should come?" Hearing this, one of the guests thought to himself, "If I shouldn't have come, then shouldn't I?" , so he got up and took his leave.
The other guest regretted that he had said the wrong thing, saying, "I should not have gone again", and the other guest thought, "I should have gone, but it seems that I should have left!" , also farewell.
And go. The host was very remorseful when he saw that he had made the guest angry because of his careless words. His wife also complained that he couldn't speak, so she defended:
I'm not talking about them." When the last guest heard this, he thought, "It's not them!" That's just me! So he sighed and left.
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