The kind of joke or sketch that is super funny to perform as a duo begging for an introduction to Fr

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”

The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”

The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

Student: "The road is empty. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "Wrong. ”

Student: "Correct. ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”

Student: "We're right. ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

1: There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.

2: Big mouth, it's nothing.

1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?

1: Every day she pouts this mouth.

2: Pouting?

1: Ah, she's like this

2: What is this for?

1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?

2: And what about what she says?

1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.

2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?

1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.

2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?

1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.

2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).

1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.

2: What's your last name, girl?

1: Surname Wu

2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.

2: What's your name, girl?

1: Gourd

2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

2: And how old are you?

1:25

2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?

1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.

1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.

2: Who is in your family?

1: Parents

2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?

1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!

2: Do you have a partner?

1: Pinch toot

2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?

1: Second uncle

2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?

1: Department store

2: Wrong, it's a department store.

1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.

2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?

1: Buy vinegar

2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?

1) Baked sweet potato

2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?

1: It's all sprinkled

2: Hey, open your mouth !!

I recommend you to read the story of the cooking class. Thank you.

In English class, the teacher asked me to write words, and I was asked to write English with the corresponding meaning when I mentioned Chinese, and said that if I really didn't know any words, I would only write in Chinese, and I didn't know anything about English, and I was asked to write on the blackboard, and I was asked to write ten .......wordshll wrote ten Chinese words and silently returned to his seat ......As a result, the English teacher couldn't stand it anymore, so she took out the chalk and corrected my seven Chinese character typos on the blackboard.....

Once upon a time there were three brothers, named Rogue, Kitchen Knife, and Trouble. One day, the trouble suddenly disappeared, so the hooligan came to the police station with a kitchen knife and said to the policeman, "Hey, the trouble is gone, today the hooligan I came to the police station with a kitchen knife to look for trouble!" ”

Mouth: Police master, Ma Dong: Police officer

Mouth: What about my question?

Ma Dong: Is the master like a talk?! Homosexuals! Homosexuals!

Mouth: Police......The police ......Homosexuals! Drunk driving, it must be our fault Ma Dong: good attitude.

Mouth: But drinking and driving, that's a big deal.

Ma Dong: Two questions.

Mouth: Don't talk about the problem after drinking.

Ma Dong: That's not ......Huh?

Mouth: Tell me why I'm driving the Dust Mill.

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Why should I drive?

Ma Dong: Huh? Mouth: Because I'm going home.

Ma Dong: Mouth: Why do you want to drive when you go home?

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because I live far away.

Ma Dong: Mouth: Why do you live far away? Brother attack.

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because of the house bought in the suburbs.

Ma Dong: Mouth: Why did you buy a house in the suburbs?

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because housing prices are too expensive in the city.

Ma Dong: Mouth: Why are housing prices too expensive?

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because of the U.S. loan crisis.

Ma Dong: Mouth: Why is there a crisis in capital and loans?

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because of his financial decline.

Ma Dong: Mouth: What about his financial decline......

Ma Dong: What the hell are you going to wait a while, where do you want to take me? What kind of mouth, you can tell me about drunk driving!

Mouth:

The funny "Full City with ** A" has six people who disturbed before, and they didn't ask the palace maid to make up the number.

I don't think it's good, then Hui Shendan, you are filial piety and shout to find others.