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Anonymous users2024-02-06A Chinese teacher read aloud an ancient poem by Lu You entitled "Lying Spring" for the students, and asked the students to dictate it
Wo Chun" ("I'm Stupid").
Dark plum ghost flower (I have no culture), lying on the branch (I have a very low IQ), lying like water (to ask who I am), easy to see through the spring green (a big stupid donkey), the shore is like green (I am a donkey), the shore is like a green (I am a donkey), the shore is like a green (I am a stupid donkey)!
Watch and play, be sure to turn! The person who turns will have a smooth love, a smooth career, a harmonious family, and a happy life! But I don't mind leaving a small word! You will have good fortune!! Haha
After all, happiness is priceless, hehe, sssss, ssssss
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Anonymous users2024-02-05The robber glanced at the cashier who was lying on all fours on the table, and said, "Please lie down and be civilized!" This is a robbery, not a robbery! ”
After the robbers returned, one of the new master robbers said, "Boss, let's quickly count how many have been robbed."
The old robber (elementary school culture) said, "Are you stupid? So much, how long are you going to count? Wouldn't you know if you watch the news tonight? ”
--This is called work experience, and work experience is more important than academic qualifications!
After the robbers left, the governor said, hurry up and report the crime! The director was just about to leave, and the president hurriedly said, "Wait! Add the five million we embezzled last time! ”
The director said, "If only the robbers came and robbed once a month."
Work is boring, and happiness is the most important thing!
The next day, the news network reported that the bank had been robbed of 100 million, and the robbers had counted only 20 million.
The boss scolded: "Damn, Lao Tzu fought hard to rob 20 million, and the bank president earned 80 million with his fingers, it seems that he still has to study this year!" ”
After seeing the news broadcast, the president of the bank said excitedly to the director: "Damn, you kid can do it, you are fat enough."
The director smiled and said nothing, as if he was unloading his burden, he secretly thought to himself: "Damn, I finally filled the hole in buying PetroChina ** through the robbers." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04One day, a cat came to the mouse hole, and the baby mouse was hiding behind the mother mouse. Mom said, "Don't be afraid! Look at me! After saying that, the mother learned to bark as a dog, and the cat was scared away. Mom was triumphant: I just said that learning a foreign language is right!
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Anonymous users2024-02-03What is the head teacher: is a person who destroys your friendship and then destroys your love and does not let go of your family affection. . .
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Anonymous users2024-02-02There are servants in the family, called robbers, kitchen knives, and trouble.
One day, the trouble disappeared. The robber came to the public security station with a kitchen knife and said to the police:"Hello, I'm a robber and I'm looking for trouble with a kitchen knife. "
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Together, these people are the right solution.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31There's a ghost. Got a fart. He's dead.
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Anonymous users2024-01-30Three little pigs, pig A's name is called"Who", pig B's name is called"Where", pig C's name is"What"。One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?
Pig A: What's on the roof.
Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?
Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.
The wolf asked Pig B again.
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).
Wolf: Do you know it?
Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?
Pig B: Yes.
Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.
Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?
Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it (pointing to Pig A again).
Wolf: How do I know?
Pig B: You look for it"Who"？
Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.
Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.
Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.
Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B:"OMG"It's our dad.
Wolf: What, your father?
Pig B: No!
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed:"Why? "
Pig A, B, C: Do you know our grandfather?
Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.
Wolf: Why?
Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?
Pig A: No, it is"Why? "。
Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: yes, who am I.
Wolf: What? Pig A, B: It's on the roof.
In the end, the wolf committed suicide...
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Anonymous users2024-01-29Mom tells Pippi to get up, "Hurry up! The rooster has crowed several times! ”
Pippi said, "What does a rooster crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen! ”
The father told his daughter about the starvation of her childhood, and after listening to it, her daughter had tears in her eyes and asked very sympathetically, Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you had nothing to eat? ”
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