Funny dialogue jokes

Updated on amusement 2024-02-08
2 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    Scenario 1].

    Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

    Boy A: Don't suck.

    Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

    Naturally, Boy A reached out with two fingers and took ......Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

    Scenario 2 Teacher: Do you smoke?

    Boy B: Don't suck.

    Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

    B Hearing A's situation, he carefully took the fries with the palm of his hand.

    Teacher: Don't you dip some ketchup?

    b I accidentally dipped too much, so I immediately flicked the ...... with my fingersTeacher: You are very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......

    Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke?

    Boy C: Don't suck.

    Teacher: Don't suck, okay, eat a piece of fries.

    c Because of the previous two examples, I ate the fries with a sweat very carefully.

    Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

    c After receiving the fries, clip them on your ear ......

    Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

    Scenario 4] Teacher: Do you smoke?

    Boy D: Don't suck.

    Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

    d Finished his fries in horror.

    Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

    d Carefully placed the fries in his jacket pocket.

    The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

    d Hurriedly took the fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his feetTeacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

    Scenario 5] Teacher: Do you smoke?

    Boy E: Don't suck, Teacher: Good, let's eat a piece of fries.

    E had just taken the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

    e hurriedly passed the fries with both hands, then pulled out the lighter ......

    Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

    Scenario 6] Teacher: Do you smoke?

    Boy f: Don't suck.

    Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

    f Eat it in horror.

    The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

    f His palms were sweaty, but he still bowed his head calmly and said, "Hello Headmaster!"

    Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

    f Pull out the fries: No, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet, ...... fireScenario 7].

    Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

    Boy G: Promise God, absolutely not suck.

    Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

    g It is very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

    Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

    g ( get carried away) : Greater China ......

    Scenario 8] Teacher: Let's eat a piece of fries.

    Boy N: Thanks, no.

    Teacher: ....

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    ……The girl's firm expression made Wen De know that it was useless to persuade her, but Xing Yuxuan couldn't help but glance at her after hearing it.

    F: Do you love me? M: Love. F: How do you love? M: Yes.

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