Ask for a few bad jokes, the colder the better!!

Say to cos: Although we are in love, I always feel wrong. Cos said: **Isn't that right? Sin said: I always felt like we were in a love triangle...

2.Why can't I get online? Users:

Why can't I get online? Customer service, after inquiring about the situation: it may be your cat's problem.

User: Okay, you wait a minute......Well, my cat has shut me out! Customer Service:

Poor cat ......

I'll tell you about it when you put on a cotton coat, and you'll tremble.

Okay, I'm going to tell a bad joke now: it's so cold today。。

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

[laughs] and [words] are two very good friends, and one day laugh died, words knelt beside his grave and cried and said: Woo. I want to laugh.

Why Fish Likes Blue Because It's blue blue blue

Uh, do you have to be a joke? Then I'll freeze it in the freezer for a while and then I'll tell you.

The rat ate ate the rat poison and died, and the cat ate the dead rat so it also died.

The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!! Guess what's wrong?

As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

"How do dogs bark? ”

Woof! Woof! "What is the Tibetan mastiff called? ”

Woof! Bazaar: Hey! ”

1. An apple was walking on the road and was suddenly bitten, but the apple was very happy and said, "I can also mix in the IT world!" ”

2. A little white rabbit went out in the morning and met a lion napping, he asked the lion: "Hello lion, do you know what happiness is?" The lion said, "Happiness is sleeping in the sun!" The little white rabbit happily hopped away.

The little white rabbit met another tiger eating, and he asked the tiger again: "Hello tiger, do you know what happiness is?" The tiger said, "Happiness is to eat and drink enough every day!" The little white rabbit hopped away happily again.

After a while, the little white rabbit met another leopard resting, and he asked the leopard again: "Hello leopard, do you know what happiness is?" The little white rabbit hopped away happily again.

It wasn't until the evening that the little white rabbit came home, and the mother rabbit asked him, "What are you doing today, coming back so late?" The little white rabbit excitedly told his mother about today's experience, and asked his mother rabbit after speaking

Mom, do you know what happiness is? Unexpectedly, the mother rabbit said to the little white rabbit very seriously: "You can come back alive today, it is already the greatest happiness!" ”

Two days ago, my colleague told me that her friend put a toy horse in the unit, and put an object on it, which means that there will be an object immediately in the coming year Well, the implication is very good. As a result, her friend's leader saw it and asked, "What does this mean?" Does the subject run away immediately? Ha ha.

There was a male deer that walked and walked faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer) !

There was a matchstick, and while walking, I suddenly felt that my head was very itchy, so I scratched it, and I used too much force to catch fire.

I went to the hospital for first aid, and when I came out, it turned into a cotton swab.

One penguin was bored, so he plucked his own fur to pass the time, and finally plucked the last hair. At this time, it suddenly said, "Ah, it's so cold."

There were two bananas walking down the street one after the other, and the one in front suddenly said, "It's so hot, I have to take off my coat occasionally, and then the one in the back slips."

A little penguin asked his grandmother, "Is grandma a penguin?"

Grandma said, "Yes, of course you're a penguin."

Then he went and asked his father, "Is he a penguin?"

Dad said, "Of course, you're a penguin."

Little Penguin: But sometimes I feel so cold.

Once upon a time there was a hide-and-seek society, and their leader has not yet been found.

Once upon a time there was a little lamb, and one day he went out to play, and he ran into a big bad wolf.

The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!!

Guess what's wrong? --

As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

The stone and the rice cake fight, and the stone flies up and kicks the rice cake into the sea with one kick.

Once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country. However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever.

The boy was heartbroken. After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught?

Rice cake! --Tell a story, once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private agreement for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring.

Finally, 3 years passed, but the boy heard the news of the woman's marriage on the boat back to his hometown, he was so sad that he threw the diamond ring into the sea in despair, and three days later, the boat docked. The boy went to eat at a small restaurant on the street. Bring a fish.

He picked up the fish and took a bite, bit into something hard, spit it out and looked, I k, guess what ??? he saw

Fish bones! Xiaobai Xiaobai ?

Answer White Rabbit Little White Two

There is an old biebie who sells "Forget Love Water" drinks, what is his name?

Answer His name is "Aha" Aha, give me a glass of water.

One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid child?" ”

A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak were met on the street, why didn't they say hello? (Assuming they can talk).

Because. Because.

Because they don't know each other!Ha ha.

A young female judge is hearing a forcible case.

Judge: Could you please describe the situation in detail?

Victim: At that time, the suspect invaded my home, threatened me with a knife to get naked, and asked me to help him. Trumpet.

Judge: What about the horn used to commit the crime? What does a horn look like?

Victim: ...Horn. Well. That horn. Female Judge: Present the bullhorn used for the crime!

Victim: ...

Bailiff: ...Suspect: Huh? (Wouldn't it?) )

Stallion: Does it hurt? Mare: It hurts Stallion: That's it Mare : Don't.