Ask for funny short mantras. 10

1. I miss you every day, I miss you every day, I can't see you every day;

2, twinkle and shiny, the sky is full of fox spirits.

3. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of you death.

4. If you ignore me, then I will become a dog and ignore me!

6. Blame me for being too young, whether it's a person or a pig and I don't see it clearly.

5. The so-called "feelings" are a waste of feelings after love.

7. Don't tell me to let the horse come, I'm Avanti!

8. It's hard to be a woman these days, you open up, people say you're not serious; You are traditional, people say you pretend.

9. Don't you think, I'm calmly watching you go crazy.

10. My sister smokes because it hurts her lungs and is not sad.

The bombardment's head was also combed with a thunderbolt.

The mood was bad on this day. I only have four words to say. Include this sentence and the first two sentences. That's all I said.

When feeding the pigs, I always think of you.

It's not difficult to drive, I'm just afraid of new people!

How can you have the strength if you don't eat enough**?

No matter how ugly a girl is, she is a girl, and if she is a girl, she has the right to be soaked! Why don't you soak me?

Even believe in advertisements, it's stupid to read!

Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

It doesn't matter if your brain is empty, the key is not to get into the water.

1. Aciba.

2. I'll take it.

3. Help me Guante.

4. Oh, you're really there.

5. Small, who is lovesick?

6. Height. <>

7. Okay

8. Extraction (impurities).

9. Possibly. 10. Let's go!

11. This goods are not xx, this goods are not xx.

Tell me what I like to say.

When people praise me, I'll exaggerate and say it's all skin.

When someone asks me to evaluate something, I say that I don't look at it very much, but if I look closely. It's better to take a look at it (you can change the words at will, you can change them to taste, eat, drink anything).

People ask me if this thing looks good. I would say good ..Good ..It's ugly!

And when someone bragged to everyone about what he did, and everybody knew he was bragging, and then he asked you to rate what he did, and you could say, "Dei!"

In fact, humor is not learned to experience for yourself!

1. Yo Xi. 2. It makes sense.

3. That's it! 4. It's not a problem!

1. I'll make a cup of tea.

2. Lingbu ah rotten crawl a flower (your chicken!) Ba a flower).

3. Yo West. 4Wow.

5 Shouga. 6 musts.

Kill the panda, I'm a national treasure.

I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm only afraid of pig-like teammates.

Bye-bye, character issues, my love for you.

Get a hairy one; It's your business.

I'm going to go to the forehead, I don't know=hen.

The mantra of a funny woman is as follows.

1 I really thank you.

2 is really speechless.

Is it really good to have a 3 bolt Q?

4Listen to me and thank you, because you warm the ...... of the four seasons

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