Is there a sketch or cross talk about Fuwa 15

It's a joke that I don't know, but there is Fuwa.

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly

Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad?

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher said

Sit down! Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now.

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student:

The weather is bad today. Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere."

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. Teacher:

Young. Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand." Student:

Lying down" Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. Student:

There was an old man lying on the road. Teacher: "I picked up one dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar." Teacher:

I picked up a dollar and handed it to the teacher. Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher."

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" Student:

That's right, it should be said that! Teacher: "This is not okay, this is illegal!"

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" Teacher:

Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct! Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!"

Teacher: "You are stupid. Student:

We're smart. Teacher: "Stop!

Student: "Go ahead!" Teacher:

Stop now! Stop it! Student:

Let's move on now! And more! Teacher:

You stupid pigs, I say stop! Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!"

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" Student:

Teachers listen to us! Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!"

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" Teacher:

Now you guys stop practicing! Student: "Now let's keep practicing!"

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" Student:

We have a beginning and an end! Teacher: "Then you stop!"

Stupid pig! Student: "Then let's move on!"

Talented! After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

A: Happy New Year, everyone.

B: Happy New Year.

A: In the new year, I wish all of you a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six six Shun, seven stars shine, eight directions to wealth, nine nine concentric, ten perfect. Pepsi, a thousand auspicious, all the best!

B: Very good wishes, it's my turn next.

A: Don't worry, I haven't finished yet, I wish all the leaders here a good meal, a good drink, a good play, a good fun, a good work, a good study, a good family, a good career, and a better year after year.

B: If you have a round of applause, it's my turn now, and I wish you all ......A: Don't worry, I'm not done yet, I wish all of you good health and a smile. I wish you good health and prosperity every day; I wish you good health and a safe season; I wish you good health and good things continue; I wish, I wish, I wish....

B: You should have been hospitalized a long time ago!

A: Is it like if I am hospitalized?

What is the main purpose, that type.

There are too many shows, and there are many specific and funny ones, and Guo Degang's recent jokes are relatively clean.

His apprentice Yue Yunpeng is also very good.

It seems that Guo Degang is quite popular, you can go and see it!

In the lower sections, "The Three Monks" is interesting.

This fits perfectly.

Crosstalk "Three Visits to the Thatched House" Liu Wei, Liu Hui.

1990 Spring Festival Gala.

Little Shenyang's. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, the day is over, howl! As soon as you don't close your eyes, a lifetime will pass, howl!