There is no good humorous joke to tease him

Two old people in a neighboring village often go to a teahouse to drink tea, and they are a little familiar after a long time, although they are not very literate, but they pretend to be Sven. One day, the two sat at a table and drank tea, greeted each other politely, and the younger one stood up and clasped his fists with both hands to speak first, may I ask my brother's surname? The older man took a thin fire-burning stick and made a word on the dirty ground''weeks'', But the slightly younger old man didn't know this word, only knew the word inside, and then, brother, your surname is Ji, and the slightly older man was very unhappy, and then he also stood up and clasped his fists with both hands and asked

What is your surname? The slightly younger old man tilted the teapot, the teapot water flowed on the table, and his hand dipped in the tea and wrote a word on the table——''Chen'', The slightly older old man knew this word, but he deliberately mispronounced it: Brother, your surname is Dong, and the slightly younger old man immediately said loudly:

What's the matter with you? My surname is Chen, but you say my surname is Dong, why do you want to cut off one of my ears? The slightly older old man also stood up and shouted

You feel pain when I cut off one of your ears, my surname is Zhou, but you say my surname is Ji, just now I was skinned by you for no reason, why didn't you say it?

Maybe to be coarse vu in clusters.

On the way out of school today, I saw something that I didn't expect, I saw, the blind man said to the deaf man that he saw the dumb man talking bad about him everywhere, the deaf man was very angry when he heard this, the dumb man knew about it and scolded the blind man, the blind man saw the dumb man scolding him and hurried to complain to the deaf man, the deaf man was very depressed when he heard it, he thought that I am not blind, why should I help him, the blind man saw that the deaf man obviously did not want to help him, so he angrily carried his schoolbag home, the deaf man heard the dumb man and said that the blind man had gone home, So he also left depressedly with his schoolbag, and the mute walked around in the same place very bored, and finally the mute went home singing and dancing.

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Joke: "Once upon a time, there was a man who .........He wears glasses!!

Don't look at this joke as usual, short, but meaningful! If you experience it with your heart, you will find many profound practical meanings and life philosophies! ”

A couple went to church every week, but the husband fell asleep every time he listened to the sermon. The wife felt embarrassed, so she thought of a solution.

The next time she went, she quietly brought a needle with her and decided to wake her husband up with a needle once he fell asleep.

The pastor began to preach as usual, when he said, "Who created the world? ”

Suddenly a man's voice came out of the audience: "Oh God!!" ”

From the audience came the voice again: "O Lord!! ”

The priest still ignored it, but he was already a little annoyed by the man.

And then a little later, when the pastor said, "What did Eve say to Adam when Adam and Eve had their first child?" ”

The voice shouted louder this time: "If you poke me with this small, thin thing again, I'll wring it off!" ”

The owner of a restaurant was doing business, and he came from the side to ask for food

Boss, do you have toothpicks here?

The boss replied yes. So he gave him a toothpick to ask for food, and after a while, another one came from that direction, and he also asked for a toothpick, and the boss gave him another toothpick. After a while, I came to ask for food again, and the boss wondered:

If you want to eat today, you will come to ask for a toothpick.

So I asked: You want a toothpick too

The one who asked for food said, "No, do you have a straw?"

The boss then asked;

They all want toothpicks, why don't you need straws.

Just now there was a rich man over there who got drunk and vomited on the ground, clean good things, and they picked up the good ones and sucked them away, so the boss didn't listen to it, and the one who asked for food saw it, and called over there:

Brothers, come soon, there are people here again.