What was the coldest joke of 2008?

The coldest joke is that you are asking this pointless question here == begging.

35, Jolin Tsai's "36 Strategies for Love": Only in order to score and not be judged out I heard it to be able to knock over and not be thrown out, and I don't know what it means to think about it for a long time.

36, Jolin Tsai - The female college wants to change eighteen, how do you hear how it is "your uncle died eight times"?

37. When I was a child, I listened to "Xintianyou": "I bow my head and go to the ravine", and I always feel that it is "my head is like a ravine".

38, Jacky Cheung sang "The End Is Not the Result I Want" - "The End Is Not the Result I Want......The person waiting in the window was no longer my ......My friend and I listened to it many times and thought, "The person waiting in the toilet is no longer me......"I didn't figure it out.

39, and the mythical sentence "flying color butterfly" I have heard n many times, or heard it as "flying color TV", at that time I thought very understandingly, even color TV and hammer can fly, no wonder it is called mythology.

40. What > sees, what can't be seen, riding cockroaches, the grass grows! ~~

41. Listen to the descendants of the dragon: the dragon, the dragon, you have bright eyes, listen to: the dragon and the dragon, you insert two eyes. At the time, I thought there was something wrong with this man. It's okay to ask the dragon to take a second look.

I said, don't you feel cold?

This is strong enough, Teleng.

Once upon a time there was a girl named Xiaocai who was taken away.

One day, Mrs. Li heard that her old man in the field was not single-minded, and immediately wrote a letter, and there was only one word "cowardice" on the letterhead. Within a few days, she received a reply from the old man, and only one word was written on the letter, "You" saw the reply, and Mrs. Li's heart fell to the ground! It turned out to be two interesting riddle letters.

The riddle of the letter "cowardice" is, "Do you have two people in your heart?" The answer to the "you" puzzle is "I only have you in my heart!" ”

By the end of the finals, James was crying. The audience was stunned to see such a domineering boy crying pear blossoms with rain. Wade ignored the eyes of others, grabbed him, and said ruthlessly, "If you cry again, I will kiss you in public."

He cried even harder, "The finals are so difficult, we can't win the championship together." "Stupid, I know you can't, I deliberately didn't score the next few goals. ”

Lei Ren quotes] I am so ruthless, you have to be patient. Our love is like drinking, and in the end I love until I am infatuated, and you are sober. Confucius said:

Didn't sleep at noon and collapsed in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius was right.

You're my box of yogurt, and throw it away when you're done. I would rather copy the joys of others than create my own sorrows. Life is like tea, after all, it will come back into the cup.

Life and death are downbeat, and if you don't accept it, you will do it.

A soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine? The company commander said: CAO, what else can be done? Compensation according to the price!

Check it out on the Fun 100 Jokes website.

If Hua Shao was transferred to broadcast the news network, wouldn't I be able to see the weather forecast at 19:10?

Go or check it out on the forum, it should be quite a lot.

I'm a joke controller.

There's a whole lot to talk about.

Let's talk about the most recent one. Said that one day the wife and her husband had a quarrel. Then when the husband came home, his wife had a blue face.

So the husband was very interested in teasing the cat. Then, after a while, I heard my wife yell, "You're fine, why are you staying with a pig?" The husband was surprised and said that this was a cat, not a pig.

The wife yelled, I talk to the cat, what are you interfering.

There is a penguin.

A man lives in the Arctic.

Its kind are on the other side of the globe.

It was boring, so it was.

It began to pluck its own hair.

One, two, three....

It didn't take long for it to be done.

After unplugging, it said a word:

It's cold......”

Patient: What have I eaten recently, cucumber and cucumber, cucumber and cucumber, cucumber and cucumber, pork and pork, what should I do to pull out the?

Doctor: Eat.

1. Grow mature.

I'm a mature person, and I got a lot of jokes.

On the first day I went to the university, my dad sent me and my classmates into the dormitory, but I didn't know who was the parent and who sent whom.

Walking around the campus, someone asked me how to get to the school's teaching building. The first day I came here, I didn't know it, so I had to say I didn't know, but the man said, "Aren't you the teacher here?"

That weekend, I saw someone setting up a stall at the school gate to be a tutor, and I was about to go over to say hello, when a mm came forward, "Uncle, do you want to ask for a tutor for your child?" ”

2 super dragged teachers.

Teacher: I'm in a good mood today, so I'll take a roll call. Have you sent a message telling your classmates to come to class?

It's done. I'll send them another one later, saying that the teacher didn't bring a roster. Also, when I sleep in class in the future, I have to go to your counselor to open a certificate of special hardship, and I have to sign it from the dean.

3. Pass the note.

Falling in love on campus, a male classmate wrote on a note, "My forgetfulness is too great!" I courted you yesterday, and now I can't remember what you said 'yes' or 'no'. ”

4. The score is too cheap.

The results of the mid-term exam were sent down, and the score was very low, and I said in distress: My score is too cheap!