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Anonymous users2024-02-06A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!
Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, let's have a meeting!
After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: Pickles, please sausage and pickles! Translation:
Don't make a pickle, I'll pick up a shit for you to lick Translation: Don't speak, I'll tell you a story.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Treasure Island Girl (Beginning) One big and two small (Nai).
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Chinese characters (pinyin: hàn zì, phonetic symbols: also known as Chinese characters, Chinese characters, square characters, are morpheme syllabic characters that belong to ideograms. Kanji is a written Chinese language that has also been borrowed to write Japanese, Korean, and Vietnamese.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Long long
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Anonymous users2024-02-02The homonym has a pig's nose inserted onion - filled with fragrant (garlic).
Anagram has a dog with four mouths — answer: device.
There are rabbits and shrimps, don't have pickles, and now there are sausages to speak, (comrades, folks, don't speak, now there is a township chief to speak) The township chief said: "Annoying dogs have eaten, please rest assured that the is used." (There is enough food to eat, so please feel free to use it.) ）
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Anonymous users2024-02-011. Anagrams.
The emperor came to the new clothes - the source.
2. The word bai
Enigma: First-class level - Du Huai.
3. Anagram zhi: dao Shi Dakai - research.
4. Anagram: Arch pig entry - 阂.
5. Anagram: extraordinarily generous - back.
6. Anagram: Get acquainted with people out of the deep boudoir - good.
7, anagram: One Thousand and One Nights - Annihilation.
8. Anagram: seventy-two hours - crystal.
9. Anagram: Bright moonlight in front of the bed - open.
11. Anagram: bite most of the half in one bite - name.
12. Anagram: January 1 is not today - Ming.
13. Anagram: Ask for half, throw half - milk.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31The lonely goose mourns and the bird flies alone, and the red bean is in the ancient capital.
On the night of the spring equinox, the people of Tianming returned.
I'm my own original!! I wrote it when I first retained the object, but unfortunately this person can't wait to come back.........So you just give me more points!!
Then you can give me a little bit of charity.........The answer is "I like you".
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Anonymous users2024-01-30Homophonic joke:
1.One day, a wealthy man wants to buy a car, but he is hesitating because the car dealership does not have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile: "This license plate is good 00544 (move me to try), ensure that no one dares to mess with it, not bad"!
The rich man was moved, immediately bought this car, but the next day there was a car accident, the rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you dare to hit this car, but when you got out of the car, you immediately walked away, it turned out that the other party's license plate was 44944 (try it).
2.A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive! ”
Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, let's have a meeting! )
After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: Pickles, please sausage and pickles! ”
Translation: Now the mayor of the township is invited to speak! ）
Don't want pickles, I'll pick up a shit for you to lick
Translation: Don't speak, I'll tell you a story).
3.The coach said: "The first class kills chickens, the second class steals eggs, and I will cook porridge for you." ”
Translation: The first shift shoots, the second shift throws bombs, and I'll demonstrate to you. ）
4.One day, I went to a restaurant with a foreign friend to eat dumplings.
Nice service lady came to ask. Friends always don't miss any opportunity to practice Chinese, rushing to say, how much is "sleeping" (dumplings)?
The young lady was embarrassed and very angry.
When the dumplings were served, I asked him if he wanted mustard.
He recruited Miss again, is there a "show" (mustard)?
The young lady said cheerfully, "Yes, what kind of show do you want?" ”
It's the yellow one.
Homophonic ancient poems: 1Willow branch Wen Tingyun.
The bottom of the well is lit with deep candles, and the Gonglang is a long line of Mo Go. (Candle order, Go violation).
Exquisite dice An red beans, into the bone lovesickness does not know.
2.Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi.
The willows are green and the river is level, and the singing sound on the Lang River is heard.
The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, and the road is sunny but sunny. (Sunny days).
Homophonic couplet: 1The lotus (pity) is bitter in the heart, and the pear (away) is sour in the abdomen.
2.Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou).
Light Dance (武) originated from Hanzhong (光舞: lightning; Hanzhong: Sky).
3.Shigu Tian on Dan He Shang (monk).
In front of the beauty hall, the embroidery cut (Xiucai).
4.As for the lantern lantern, the paper (citrus) shell is originally only windproof.
Drum set, tangerine peel can not be knocked half (summer).
5.Living in a pagoda, looking at Kong Ming, it is difficult to walk around the river.
The bird is in the cage, thinking about the nest, hating Guan Yu and not flying.
Jiang Wei Jiang Wei, Lu Bu Lu Bu, Groove Nest Cao Cao).
Extracurricular anagrams: 1The heart is like a stab, guess the word The answer is: Yes.
2.Handbag, guess the word The answer is: hold.
3.First-class level, the answer is: Huai.
4.The water falls, the answer is:
5.Seventy-two hours The answer is: crystal.
6.A dog has four mouths, guess one word The answer is: device.
7.Half a person, guess a word The answer is: companion.
8.Half a moon, guess the word The answer is: fat.
9.Two o'clock all the time, always two o'clock, guess one word The answer is: cautious.
10.People in the mirror, guess the word The answer is: in.
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Anonymous users2024-01-29A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive! ”
Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, let's have a meeting! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: Pickles, please sausage and pickles! ”
Translation: Now the mayor of the township is invited to speak! ）
Translation: Don't speak, I'll tell you a story )1The lotus (pity) is bitter in the heart, and the pear (away) is sour in the abdomen.
2.Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou).
Light Dance (武) originated from Hanzhong (光舞: lightning; Hanzhong: Sky) 3Shigu Tian on Dan He Shang (monk).
In front of the beauty hall, the embroidery cut (Xiucai).
4.As for the lantern lantern, the paper (citrus) shell is originally only windproof.
Drum set, tangerine peel can not be knocked half (summer).
5.Living in a pagoda, looking at Kong Ming, it is difficult to walk around the river.
The bird is in the cage, thinking about the nest, hating Guan Yu and not flying.
Jiang Wei Jiang Wei, Lu Bu Lu Bu, Groove Nest Cao Cao).
Extracurricular anagrams: 1The heart is like a stab, guess the word The answer is: Yes.
2.Handbag, guess the word The answer is: hold.
3.First-class level, the answer is: Huai.
4.The water falls, the answer is:
5.Seventy-two hours The answer is: crystal.
6.A dog has four mouths, guess one word The answer is: device.
7.Half a person, guess a word The answer is: companion.
8.Half a moon, guess the word The answer is: fat.
9.Two o'clock all the time, always two o'clock, guess one word The answer is: Shen 10People in the mirror, guess the word The answer is: in.
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Anonymous users2024-01-28One plus one dozen words: Wang ...Long-term hospitalization, typing.
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Anonymous users2024-01-271 A wooden stick, hang a square box, a ladder, set up on **, guess a word The answer is: noodle 2 A family of eleven, guess a word The answer is: Ji.
3 If a man has him, he will become bigger, guess a word The answer is: one.
6 4 people move a piece of wood, guess a word The answer is: Jay 7 One person has a mouth, a long hand under the mouth, guess a word The answer is: take 8 100 minus one, guess a word The answer is: white.
9 An arrow pierces the heart, guess a word The answer is: Yes.
10 Up and down, guess a word The answer is: card.
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Anonymous users2024-01-26A royal girl, clothed in white clothes, sat on a stone (Bi).
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Anonymous users2024-01-25Homophonic words: Confucius moved - net loss (book) monk umbrella - lawless (hair) lawless joke: village meeting - a township meeting, because of the homonym, the village chief said:
Rabbits, dried shrimps, don't have melons, pickles are too expensive. "(Comrades, villagers, do not speak, now the meeting is open.) The moderator said:
Pickles please sausage pulp melon. "(Now I give the floor to the village chief.) The township chief said:
Rabbits, shrimps, today's rice dog has eaten, everyone is a king. "(Comrades, villagers, today's meal is enough, everyone should use a big bowl).
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