Which hero knows how to be humorous? Let s be specific, don t talk nonsense, thank you

Look at the joke: there is a pair of corns who are in love.

So they decided to get married.

On the day of the wedding, one corn could not find the other.

The corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, people are wearing wedding dresses.

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking down the street, and suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but but.

Ignored him.

Q: Why didn't they say hello?

A: Because they are not familiar.

Excuse me: Who is Mi's mother?

It is a flower, because of "peanuts".

Who is Mi's dad?

It is a butterfly, and the country is "butterfly love flower".

Who is Mi's grandmother?

It's a wonderful pen, because "a wonderful pen gives birth to flowers".

There is a fat man.

Jumping from a tall building.

It turned out to be.

Dead fatty. One day a green apple went out shopping, and suddenly he saw a red apple, and he said to the red apple.

You have a crush on me, otherwise why blush.

**In class, the teacher played a piece of Beethoven's music.

Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: "Do you understand?" ”

Xiaohua: "Yes".

Xiao Ming: "Then do you know what the teacher is playing?" ”

Xiaohua: "Piano. ”

Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand when you stir coffee?

Xiaomei said: Right hand.

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are so good, you are not afraid of burns, like I use a spoon.

Little A said to Little B: Dig the plug ...It's raining outside!! I was very excited to see that there was no little b: yes, I saw you.

Xiao Ming kept begging his mother to let him be an artist, and his mother said You are still young, and I will talk about it later, Xiao Ming did not give up, or kept begging his mother, and finally his mother couldn't stand it, and said:

We were born with red beans, and it is impossible to become an artist (barley), you should die! The little snake asked Brother Big Snake in a panic. "Brother, are we poisonous?? The serpent said, "Why do you ask?"

The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now. ”

Once upon a time, Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping together.

And then one day, all of a sudden, a truck came out.

Pressed the tomato nail over.

Tomato B was on the sidelines, pointing at Tomato A and laughing.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Tomato sauce ].

Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins.

Why? Because of the chocolate bar

Tortoise and hare race. The rabbit quickly ran to the front.

The turtle saw a snail crawling very slowly, very slowly. Say to him, "Come up, and I will carry you."

And then. And the snail came up.

After a while. The turtle saw another ant. Say to him, "Come up also."

So the ants came up too...

After the ants come up. See the snail above. Say "hello" to him

Do you know what snails say?

The snail said, "Hurry up, this turtle is so fast."

Two people fell into the trap, the dead are called dead, and what are the living called?

A: Help!

It is necessary to have knowledge, social experience, a bright mind, flexible responses, articulate and to know when is the best time to speak.

I don't think you have any of these things.

A little narcissistic is very useful, you believe me!

Experiencing life and saying a lot of things together with a connected point of view will make people think that you are humorous and charming!

girls like that^_^

The good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting souls are one in a thousand. In life, it seems that as long as you are labeled as interesting, this person will become shiny.

But I don't talk much in life, except for the occasional appointment with friends and shopping, most of the time I stay at home, stay quietly, read books, write things, or watch movies and variety shows, compared with those friends who can find food and places to go every weekend, I am even more boring.

I also envy people who are naturally humorous.

They can easily establish contact with the courier, the brother, and the aunt who sells vegetables, and talk eloquently.

They are curious about the world and can always find food and good things in obscure places.

They are full of imagination and are able to imagine everything.

Because of envy, I try to make myself humorous and funny. Then, I realized that no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do it.

I used to remember the jokes on the Internet, and I thought I could easily stir up the atmosphere at the party. But the truth is, although the field is hot, I can't enjoy it at all. At the end of a party, I only feel physically and mentally exhausted.

Wang Xiaobo once said: "All boring things will derive a lot of details that make you feel that it is complex and interesting, and you are immersed in it without knowing the boring nature."

So, I no longer force myself to learn to be an interesting person, focus on myself, and do what I want to become, even if it's a little lonely and boring.

If you're boring, how can you reply to him humorously, if you're boring, of course you can reply to him, then you're with me, it's fun to be with me.

Don't go back to how humorous. If you feel that you don't have to go to a time when it's boring, you can just reply jokingly.

So what about this meaning, that is, when two people chat, they don't have any meaning and don't feel particularly boring, so in this case, it's okay to be silent without replying to these.

If someone says you're boring and you say yes, I just lack humor and humor, and I will definitely learn from you.

It's so fierce, the key depends on what kind of specific situation you can bring before you can reply humorously.

1.Bajie, don't think that you are a luminous pig standing under the street lamp.

2.Every time I missed a girl, I would put a brick on the mountain, and the world was the Great Wall.

3.When the results of the college entrance examination came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: In fact, not being admitted is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

4.Please, don't tell him to use his brain—his left brain is full of water, and his right brain is full of flour.

5.Problems that Confucius can't solve, Lao Tzu helps you solve.

6.There are no impermeable walls, no beams that can't be hanged.

7.As soon as I stumbled into a big cripple, I looked back and flashed again.

8.I don't like tidying up rooms, they all call me a messy room hero.

Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, life is seven places to ignite fire, eight places to smoke ......You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did, and you found someone to wait with.

A celebrity is a person who others don't know who he is before he becomes famous, and he doesn't know who he is after he becomes famous.

All of a sudden, it started to snow in my world, oh my! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

I love making friends, especially girlfriends.

The fool sits and waits, and the wise sits and waits for the coin.

A fat man actually claimed that he was not a rough man.

I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

Are you coming? Come! Are you still coming? Come back! I can't come.

Nonsense said in a funny way: "You said you would wait for me to come back, you did wait, and you even found a man to wait with you." ”

1.Hello aunt, I'm your son's boyfriend.

2.When the book is used, I hate it less, and I sleep until noon.

3.At the beginning of people, hail grinding, rough nature is good, you are naughty, I am mischievous.

1.You're kidding me.

2.No, no.

3.I almost believed that Zheng Mo was evil in Xinzhou.

4.Are you a rescuer invited by the monkeys?

5 Which of your books is wrong?

Nonsense to say in a funny way. Hello, how to say it in a funny way. You could say that you could have been more humorous. Or let him continue with a different joke.

As follows:

1. Then I'll tell you a story (very short, funny jokes or stories).

2. What a coincidence! I'm also bored, so it's okay to be together (together what?) Bored together? Or together? ）

3. Don't you still have me, if you want to be bored, I'll be bored with you, and if you have nothing to do, come out and play in the afternoon (applicable between boyfriends and girlfriends).

Funny refers to deliberately making some actions or making some ridiculous remarks to make people laugh, so as to achieve the purpose of being funny and poor. Laughter is a part of people's natural expressions, it is driven by no subjective consciousness, and it belongs to spontaneous behavior; Funny, on the other hand, is that human beings are constantly looking for happiness, and pay more attention to actively discovering happiness from life and normality, as a relaxation and adjustment outside of work. It is more energetic and creative than laughter.

Literary:

In addition to the fact that comedy literature originated at the beginning of the twentieth century, due to the lack of talents to write about this kind of subject, this kind of ** was barren, but there were still few good books in this period.

Funny**As the name suggests, it is to make readers laugh, and you can relax when you watch some funny ** after work, and the only funny that has been made into a TV series is "The Past of the University of Science and Technology", the more famous in South Korea is "Swing Girl" written by the purple girl, the slightly ironic Han Han's "Chang'an Chaos", and the Internet is hilarious**The bittersweet and sour "True and False Words" and so on.