Give a hilarious joke and don t take it all boring

Sentence formation is useful. A train passed in front of my house. And besides....And besides....

Once I went to dinner with a friend, and the clerk in the store was very dragged, rolling his eyes and asking, "What do you eat?"

My friend said you have some specialties here, and the clerk said, "Everything!"

My friend was anxious and said, "Then get me a plate of tomatoes and fried tomatoes!"

There are 3 rats bragging together.

One said, "I take rat poison as a health supplement every day."

The other said, "What are you?" I use a rat trap every time he works out.

The last one listened. Said with a smile; Did you see the pregnant cat? It was my accidentally masterpiece.

There was an old foreigner who was traveling to China, entered a stationery store, saw a car-type pencil sharpener, and said, "Oh, it turns out that the pencil sharpener is a car." ”

A few days later, he saw that the tomatoes in the market were broken and red juice was leaking, and he said, "Oh, so the blood is the tomatoes." ”

When I entered the fruit store, I saw a woman buying a kind of fruit and said, "Oh, it turns out that all Chinese women are bastards." I saw a car hit a woman bleeding, so I called the police and said, "A pencil sharpener killed a bastard and shed tomatoes..."

Summary. 1. Leonardo da Vinci learned to draw when he was a child, and the teacher asked him to draw eggs.

He painted for a day and was a little tired.

The teacher stroked his head and said: - Among the thousand eggs, there are no two exactly the same, you see this is a chai egg, this is an ordinary egg, in contrast, the chai egg is small, the egg white viscosity is high, it is not easy to scatter when the egg is beaten, and the tomato is fried with bright color, the taste is pure, and it is rich in immune factors, and the nutritional value is higher.

2, Guan Yu was poisoned by arrows and visited famous doctors everywhere. -Rihuatuo came to the tent to scrape Guan Yu's bones to cure the poison.

Guan Yu stretched out his arm and let Hua Tuo break it with a knife, and then he drank and played with his subordinates, talking and laughing freely.

Suddenly, I felt a severe pain, looked down, and saw that Hua Tuo had unloaded his entire arm.

Guan Yu shouted: Why did quack doctors harm me?

Hua Tuo stood up and said loudly: Do you remember Hua Xiong in front of Bishui Pass?

Who has a classic joke that can laugh at the dead. Just one that's super funny.

1. Leonardo da Vinci learned to draw when he was a child, and the teacher asked him to draw eggs. He painted for a day and was a little tired. The teacher stroked his head and said:

Among the thousands of eggs, there are no two exactly the same, you see this is a chai egg, this is an ordinary egg, in contrast, chai eggs are small, the egg white viscosity is high, it is not easy to scatter when beating the egg, and the tomato is stir-fried with bright color, pure taste, and rich in immune factors, higher nutritional value. 2, Guan Yu was poisoned by arrows and visited famous doctors everywhere. -Rihuatuo came to the tent to scrape Guan Yu's bones to cure the poison.

Guan Yu stretched out his arm and let Hua Tuo break it with a knife, and then he drank and played with his subordinates, talking and laughing freely. Suddenly, I felt a severe pain, looked down, and saw that Hua Tuo had unloaded his entire arm. Guan Yu shouted:

Why did quacks harm me? Hua Tuo stood up and said loudly: Do you remember Hua Xiong in front of Bishui Pass?

That's it, dear.

There are three little pigs, pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No.

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pig ABC: You know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it's "why".

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I.

Wolf: What? Pig AB: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide.

Xiao Hong borrowed a pen from Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming didn't borrow it Xiao Hong said, If you lend it to me, will you die Xiao Ming lent it to her Then Xiao Ming died.

Some people like the dish of "spicy vermicelli pot". Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out.

Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointed. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at the table.

The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's meal has been almost eaten, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full.

The man felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot", and asked politely, "Sir, do you want this?" The gentleman shook his head graciously.

So the man sat down at once, picked up the spoon, and devoured it. After a while, he found a small mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole, but with all its fur grown. In a wave of nausea, the man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole.

The gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it, I ...... just now?"”

5. My classmate said: I put too much laundry detergent on the table. Another asks: What? Your brother's daughter-in-law is too much?

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