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I have been deceived, I was still deceived by my relatives, I was deceived by my husband in front and my son in the back, and they were all on April Fool's Day. My husband lied to me that time by inviting me to eat hamburgers, and I was very happy because I ate it when I was in love, but did I get married or not, can I be unhappy if I am suddenly invited to eat? I feel like I'm back in love, and I'm full of memories.
That day, I deliberately waited for him to get off work, but he didn't come back until nine o'clock, I called ** and he said that he had just finished work and his colleagues were eating, and I was very angry when I heard it, and said that you didn't want to invite me to eat a hamburger? Why are you eating with a colleague, he said about inviting you to eat hamburgers, don't think too much, I wish you a happy holiday today, and it's a happy April Fool's Day, there was laughter over there, I hung up directly, and sent a message to scold crazy.
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I haven't been deceived, I haven't deceived others, maybe it's because of my personality problems, or the problems of my social circle, the friends around me are honest, serious, and the pressure of life, everyone is diligent and diligent in life, so to speak, there is no interest in playing these, it can be said that the cruelty of reality makes people like us miss a lot.
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Once, I was deceived very badly recently. Surfing the Internet in an Internet café, I only played QQ at that time, and suddenly there was a local "beauty" who added me, and it was not bad to see the space**. After chatting for half an hour, I was asked to meet at No. 2 Middle School, and asked me to have supper, I felt that there was still 50 yuan in my pocket, and I hurried to go, but I didn't see a figure for 20 minutes standing at the school gate.
I rushed back to the Internet café, but I talked to me again, saying that I didn't see it in the shower just now, and now I was waiting for me there. I ran to the door of No. 2 Middle School again, and there was still no one, what the hell! When the security guard saw me going around, he thought I was a bad member of society and drove me away.
When I got back to the Internet café, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, and I went to the opposite bakery to find two other partners. At a glance, the "beauty" QQ who was chatting with me appeared on one of my friends' computers. instantly thought that it was April 1st, helpless, helpless.
By the way, let me report that those two guys, one surnamed Zhang and the other surnamed Wu, still often make fun of me.
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When I first joined the work, I remember very clearly, on April Fool's Day, I didn't know that it was April Fool's Day, when my colleague and I bought a large bucket of Coke, my colleague and myself bet 100 yuan, saying that I couldn't drink a bucket of Coke in one go, I still didn't believe it, a bucket of Coke I couldn't drink it, open the lid, I started drinking, at that time I broke myself, a bucket of drink, as a result of my colleague said to himself Happy April Fool's Day.
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When I was in my third year of high school, a classmate came over after class and said, you have a letter (there was no courier at that time) in the security room, hurry up and get it, I was so happy that I thought it was written to me by a pen pal, and the pen pal was a person who sent me **, a beauty. I searched for a long time but didn't find it, and then I thought something was wrong, didn't I write her letter for a week? How can anyone reply so quickly?
I saw the calendar in the security room, and I understood it in seconds, but I ran to the classroom non-stop, and the class had begun, and I was punished for standing on the blackboard behind me for a class. Since then, he has never been in contact with him for old age.
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My high school is a boarding school, usually it is more difficult to get up in the morning, so everyone will prepare the water for brushing their teeth in advance the night before, and get up the next day to brush their teeth directly.
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The above surnamed Zhang hit ** to me, saying that he won money playing mahjong, and invited me to go to the town for supper, let me go first, it doesn't matter how much you order. At that time, there was no car, so I borrowed a bicycle and ran to the barbecue restaurant, and ordered a table of barbecue there, and after half an hour, there was no one, and suddenly the next table was talking about April Fool's Day, I thought, it was broken. I took out my mobile phone and looked at it, and sure enough, the words April 1 came into view!
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Basically, on April Fool's Day, everyone has a bag of flour, and as long as the teacher is not there, they can make it unscrupulously, and all of them are white. There was a buddy who didn't know what to think, and he came up to the head teacher, and then I didn't see him for a week and I don't know how he was now.
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In the first year of high school, that April Fool's Day was Wednesday, the Chinese teacher walked in and said, you are blessed, all the teachers went to the gymnasium for a meeting in the afternoon, and we were happy to death for half a day. As a result, when the class ended, the Chinese teacher smiled and said, "Happy April Fool's Day, everyone", and I understood it in an instant.
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I waited at the door of the political and religious office for a long time.
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April Fool's Day is indeed a way to make fun of each other, and not to be angry and resentful by the whole party. April Fool's Day jokes can only be played until 12 noon, which is a strict rule.
There is also the fact that modern April Fool's Day is no longer a big joke, just some innocuous small jokes to enjoy life. So it's not bad to deceive people to play, but it's just a good scale, don't make the other party angry, it will backfire.
The origin of April Fool's Day:
The more common theory is that it originated in France. In 1564, France first adopted the Gregorian calendar (the universal Gregorian calendar), which began with the first day of January, and changed the calendar that used to start the new year with the first day of April.
In the process of implementing the new calendar, some conservative people opposed this reform and refused to update it. They still exchange gifts and organize New Year's celebrations on April 1.
Advocates of reform make a mockery of the practices of these old-fashioned people. Clever and funny people give fake gifts to the diehards on the first of April, invite them to fake celebrations, and call these fooled people April fools or hooked fish.
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April Fool's Day scam routine is simple:1. Prepare strange cola.
Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a strange flavor of Coke with normal color. When he met an acquaintance, he pretended to be drinking, and then generously handed over the "Coke", and the other party was unguarded, and drank it in a big gulp while thanking him, and then frowned, opened his mouth and vomited. You can also concoct it according to the law, such as pouring two pots of wine into the silver teaser mineral water, mixing some soapy water into the beer, and so on.
2. Toothpaste sandwich cake.
Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open the two biscuits, remove the original filling, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good!). Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount follows the individual's "eating" habits, and finally glues it to make it as realistic as possible. You usually don't need to use it at all, just put it in plain sight, and it's best to prepare a few original sandwich slices and watch TV while eating, and people will naturally come and taste it.
This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish to take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it everywhere, although it is more risky, but there are definitely many people who fall into the trap.
3. Order songs. Prepare a rice bowl or enamel basin (any other object that can emit a loud, high decibel sound after a blow) and**. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and follow the following words after connecting:
This is ** radio, there is a Mr. X (can be said to be true or not) Miss wants to order a song for Mr. Y, if you want to listen to it, please dial the key to listen to it (most people will press it). Thank you, the song is the "When" of the power train, please listen carefully.
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April Fool's Day is to make specific foolish actions based on your relationship, which are as follows:
1. Between couples
Like this kind of more intimate relationship, you can trick each other in more private aspects, such as putting something unexpected under the other party's pillow when sleeping, or putting cooling oil on the close-fitting clothes, etc., which will definitely surprise the other party.
2. Between friends
If the relationship is very good, then you can try to buy a bottle of drink, drink some first, and then add some other condiments to it, let the other party taste it.
3. Between teachers and students
On this day, the students can also be naughty day, a little tricky teacher, and they won't be angry or angry, young teachers, you can say to each other that your lover is here, where and where is waiting for you, if it's old, then it can be said that the principal is looking for you and so on.
April Fool's Day pranks
1. Life is everywhere, and "foolish" you are connected.
2, I'm out of love, do you want to take me away.
3. I'm going to lie to you, the kind that will lie to you for a lifetime.
4. Others pretend to be experienced.
5. Everyone is **, so life is more interesting.
6. Someone is trying to trick you because someone is secretly loving you.
7. I think you're pretty good at walking, do you want to go for a walk with me?
8. I'm not afraid that there will be such a frank person to confess to you on April Fool's Day, and I am afraid that you will answer Li Wuying.
9. The confession on April Fool's Day, for me, is both truth or dare.
10. April Fool's Day has become a day of confession, and Valentine's Day has become a day of breakup.
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Hello, I'm glad to answer for you, April Fool's Day is also called Ten Thousand Fools' Day. This festival originated in Europe, and anyone on April 1st can make fun of others, make jokes about others, and even place advertisements in newspapers to announce some sensational news, and they can not be legally responsible. In some countries in Europe and the United States, on this day, people make jokes about the people around them in a variety of ways, and the fooled person only suddenly realizes when he is told that it is April Fool's Day, so this day can always lead to many jokes, but some jokes can also cause panic because they are too big, or change the situation and become (Internet) rumors.
However, jokes can only be played until 12 noon at the latest, which is a strict rule. The fooling and deception of people during the holiday season is no longer as outrageous as it used to be, but is aimed at lighthearted fun. It will be very happy and easy to deceive others.
Agree upstairs and tell him that you have never loved him, that you are playing with him from beginning to end, that no one will take it, even if you want to break up with him quickly, don't think like this, think about it, if it were you, would you bear it?
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