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Anonymous users2024-02-06Creative ideas:
Go deep into life, get close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. It is necessary to use an artistic eye to discover and excavate the subject matter. Like Huang Hong and Song Dandan's sketches "Superborn Guerrillas", Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin's sketches "So Packaged", Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Gao Xiumin's sketches "Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars" and so on.
They are all familiar to ordinary people who are familiar with the little things that are discovered in life, and through their vivid performances, the audience laughs and has endless aftertaste.
Body:
Location: Outside the school gate.
Xiao Guo: Hey! It's miserable, yesterday the chewing gum seller found me a fake 10 yuan. But that's not going to bother me! (talking as we go).
Sell Bananas: Sell Bananas, Sell Bananas ......3 yuan a pound!
Xiao Guo: I want this, yo, ten yuan, no need to look for it.
(2) (As I walked, I suddenly saw 50 yuan on the ground and hurried to pick it up).
Xiao Guo: Money? It's really a treasure found on the ground, and you can't get it if you ask the heavens! Hehe! (Walk to the station and wait for the train).
The car is coming, get on the bus and push left and right, and fish in troubled waters without giving a ticket)
Xiao Guo: Hey! Saved another two bucks!
(3) (Xiao Guo returned home).
Xiao Guo: Mom, sit down, sit down, I bought bananas to honor you!
Mother: So well-behaved? Yes, what was the score on this quiz?
Xiao Guo: 100 points! My teachers praised me for my rapid progress. (Narrator: Actually, you have to add an extra 0 to get 100 points!) ）
Mother: That's amazing! Show me the test papers.
Xiao Guo: ......The teacher posted the test paper in the class for praise, so it wasn't with me.
Mother: Oh, I'm going to try to keep it at my current level in the future.
Mother: Good son, ambitious! Come, take the money!
Xiao Guo: Thank you, Mom!
Mom: Why don't you hurry up and do your homework?
Xiao Guo: I finished it at school.
(4) The next morning
Xiao Guo: If I had shown my parents yesterday's quiz papers, wouldn't they have mixed doubles? Luckily, I learned how to sign a good one! (self-talk).
So I took my classmate's homework book and copied it, and then classmate Li came over).
Student Li: Why is it so early? Brother, the 10 yuan you owe me seems to be missing.
Xiao Guo: Hey! I'm miserable now, I don't have a penny! If you have money, I will definitely pay you back!
pretended to be pitiful, but secretly rejoiced on the side: I asked my mother for the money I asked for last night to buy snacks again. )
Student Li: Must it be returned? This is the 101st time you've said that.
Long sigh) ask you how much sorrow you can have, my money is just like a river of spring water flowing eastward.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05The sketch is so good, I follow you.
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