Elementary school students sketch lines for two people within 200 words, write the line .

Let's look for it in the laughing forest, there are many!

A: I haven't seen you for a long time, where have you been?

B. I went to Iceland.

A: Why did you go to Iceland?

B: Go to my aunts.

A: Which of your two aunts?

B Namely: Karamay, Hawaii.

A: Who is in your aunt's family?

B There is my uncle Yugoslavia, Kharkiv. Four cousins and four cousins.

A: Which four cousins?

B. Eldest cousin Poland, second cousin Finland, third cousin New Zealand, fourth cousin Newfoundland.

A: Which four cousins?

B Big cousin Mexico, second cousin Morocco, third cousin Monaco, fourth cousin Santiago.

A: How did you get to Iceland?

B I rode first on the rocks, then on Panama, then in Rome, and then on a sleigh pulled by four sheep, the Arctic Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean, and the Indian Ocean, and I arrived home in Singapore and Kuala Lumpur. This is Dominica, Madagascar, Jamaica.

A: What kind of clothes did you wear when you went?

B I wore the Altai Mountains, the Tianshan Mountains, the Kunlun Mountains, the Gangdis Mountains, the Tanggula Mountains, the Himalayas, the Qilian Mountains, the Bayan Kala Mountains, the Hengduan Mountains, the Yin Mountains, the Helan Mountains, the Liupan Mountains, the Qionglai Mountains, the Daxue Mountains, the Daliang Mountains, the Taihang Mountains, the Daba Mountains, the Lou Mountains, the Dabie Mountains, the Wuyi Mountains, the 100,000 Mountains, the Huashan Mountains, the Taishan Mountains, the Song Mountains, the Heng Mountains, the Yushan Mountains, the Ali Mountains, and the Changbai Mountains. (The more you say it in one breath, the faster you go).

A-ho! You've got plenty of clothes to wear. What pants are you wearing?

B Baku. A: What hat are you wearing?

B: I didn't wear it....Hat, Baotou.

A: What did your aunt do for you? 。

B Eat Zhuzhou, Guangzhou, Suzhou, Changzhou, Hangzhou, Xuzhou, Liuzhou, Guizhou, Antarctica. Europa ,...A: Why don't you eat porridge and do it dry?

B: Yes. Hamburg, Cape Verde, Cape York, Cape Horn, and Cape of Good Hope.

A: What's the dish?

B Java, Helsinki, Egypt, Baoji, Yanziji, Uruguay, Paraguay, Jordan, Dachaidan, Xiaochaidan, Dayu, Xinyu. (Stretch your neck.)

Yo! A: What's wrong?

B Fish card, tea card. Yuci, my Spain, but also Senegal.

A: Be careful. How is the dish cooked?

Peru, London, Washington, Wellington.

A: What is this way of eating? The dish is hearty enough. What fruits are there?

B Hungary, Austria, Italy, Congo; Then take Nicaragua, Paris, Changli, the Great Barrier Reef, Portugal. We ate until it got dark. A: Turn on the lights.

B: No, you can't. Just in time to catch up with Myanmar.

A: Ah. What to do if you catch a power outage?

So I ordered, Greece, Sumatra, and I continued to eat.

A: Don't eat, you've eaten enough.

B: Absolutely. Look at my belly, Mongolia. You touch the inside, Inner Mongolia. I didn't want to move and went to sleep.

A: That's a point. Where do you sleep?

B Nagoya. I said Jerusalem. My aunt covered me with Pakistan, and Palestine covered me with Sarajevo, and it turned out to be Wuhan, and I was out of Afghanistan, Birmingham, and Zarhan.

"Bad Luck".

A: I've been out of luck lately!

B: What's wrong?

A: Yesterday, I got sick.

B: Take medicine when you're sick, what's the big deal?

A: I ate it, but I forgot to stir it well.

B: Ah! So what to do?

A: I threw the medicine bottle away, B: What are you doing?

A: I danced disco!

B: You forgot to stir it well, and you still dance disco?

A: (aggrieved) I just want the medicine to stir up in my stomach.

B: That's what happened! You can think of such a stupid idea!

A: It's sad that I did this morning.

B: What's wrong?

A: When I got up, I looked at my digital watch, and it was 6 o'clock.

B: It's still early for school!

A: That's right! I slept again and felt like I had slept for an hour. I woke up and looked at the clock and was startled.

B: What's wrong with that?

A: It's 10 o'clock!!

B: You see 9 o'clock as 6 o'clock!

A: (frustrated) yes! I'm too late! I grabbed my bag, stuffed the milk and bread on the table, set my watch to 8 o'clock, and went to school.

B: Why do you want to set your watch to 8 o'clock?

A: You don't want to think about it, when the teacher asks me why I'm late, I can tell him that I'm not late, it's only 8 o'clock!

B: That's it.

A: I was so hungry during recess. Pick up the bread you brought, take a bite, and oops!

B: What's wrong?

A: I accidentally took the bread on the table and turned it into my father's plaster!

B: Drink milk!

A: I can't drink milk.

B: Milk spoiled?

A: It's good that it's spoiled!

B: What's wrong?

A: I brought my mother's facial cleanser!

B: Ahem!

A: When some words are read upside down, they become another word, and the meaning is different. Do you know?

B: What's new here! If you can read it, I can turn it upside down.

A: Can you do it?

B: If you don't believe it, let's try.

A: Listen, my mother often tells me stories.

B It's easy, there was a traffic accident in the urban area.

A: Quite right. "Story" turns into "accident", and the meaning is different.

B: Don't say it's fun. Again.

A: Shanghai is a beautiful city.

B: The wind on the sea is really strong.

A Cao Xueqin is a well-known writer in China.

B: "Dream of the Red Chamber" is his famous novel.

A: That's right, not bad. When did you learn it?

B: Why do you need to learn? It would have been.

A: Don't be complacent, come with something difficult.

B. Accompany you to the end!

A: A person who commits a crime is called a criminal.

The stationery of the B pen is called a pen holder.

A: I brush my teeth with a toothbrush.

B I pull the alarm to call the police.

A: This is easy to do, first of all, let's talk about the principle of respecting people, respect is the respect of respect, and people are people who are skimmed by one person.

B: Isn't that nonsense?!

B: Why do you have to do this? How about one by one?

A: How to tune:

B: As soon as we go on stage, let the audience bow to us, and we applaud, isn't this also mutual respect?

A: Oh, you said that hundreds of people in the audience stood up neatly and bowed to the two of us with expressionless faces?

B: Hey, wait, why do I think I'm saying goodbye to the body?!

A: That's why I say no, no, we must respect each other and not violate objective laws!

B: It seems that you are really learned!

A: Average, third in the world!

B: He's energetic again, so what is the principle of self-discipline?

A: Self-discipline is to be strict with yourself. Zeng Zi said: "I am three times a day, and I am not loyal to others!" Making friends and not believing them? Are you used to it? ”

B: What kind of nonsense is this, it's the 21st century, and you still say that Cretaceous thing!

A: This person doesn't learn anything, he doesn't understand anything, these are the words of the sage, which means that we should be strict with ourselves every day, and we should be self-disciplined every day, Confucius said: If you are self-disciplined every day, if you don't discipline every day, you will break the law, and if you are forced to self-discipline at that time, I don't know whether self-discipline is better than no self-discipline, or self-discipline is better than no self-discipline.

B: Tongue twister, how can this Confucius do anything?

A: Saints.

B: Well, what is the principle of sincerity?

A: Sincerely, that's better understood!

B: Tell me what moderation is.

A: Moderate. B: Ah A: Everything must have a degree, this degree is not difficult to grasp, and those who do not show it at this degree are not enthusiastic, and after this degree it will be annoying.

B: Less than this degree, it is significantly less enthusiastic, and after this degree, isn't it significantly more enthusiastic? Is there anything bad about it?

A: Let's put on a show.

B: Well, you're humble.

A: In a moment, I have to sing a song, the five notes are incomplete, please include more.

B: You're so polite.

A: I don't look good, but your appetite is upset, don't take it to heart.

B: Alright, you can hurry up.

A: If I forget a word, you can bear with me.

B: I said you still have no end?!

A: I'm not done politely, please take care of me, you give me some applause, I bow to you, I'm going to start saying please pay attention, I don't say well, please take care of me!

B: You're not done! (A and B bow to the audience).

A: We're going to perform today;

B: Call me four out of the show;

C: Meditate and think for a long time;

Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!

A: Singing and dancing are not good;

B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;

C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!

A: It's useless to complain again and again;

B: It's better to go online and ask for help;

C: There are a lot of works online;

Ding: (surprised) Bluff!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See if there is a way out;

C: Joke riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!

A: There's a good joke;

B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;

C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;

B: The four of us use it for a show;

C: A show at the party;

Ding: It's a mission!

A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I haven't been able to get married;

Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;

B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;

C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;

Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;

B: The ugly woman was hooded;

C: Grab into the car and start the car;

Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;

B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;

C: Who wants such an ugly woman;

Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;

B: The ugly girl refuses to go;

C: Willing to be sold as a wife;

Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;

B: I don't know how to drive her away;

C: Suddenly there was a roar;

Ding: Stay behind, let's go!

A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?