Help me write a sketch script about reading

Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!

League secretary: And you Xiaowu!

Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to going to the lake to fish, is drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?

Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!

Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!

Students, classmates, comrades, the same

Three: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!

Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The three of them lay down: Alas!

League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go

The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!

Three: Yay! **Fat Egg Sketch::

Characters: Teacher Zhao, stupid student.

Props: Chair Teacher Zhao: At the beginning of people, the nature is good, the sex is similar, the Xi is far away, the book has its own ** house, the book has its own Yan Ruyu (stop and turn a page) My Fair Lady, the gentleman is easy to seek, everyone may not be familiar with me, my surname is Zhao, my life is fair and selfless, the two sleeves are breezy, I want me to be full of peach and plums, I have taught a lot of good students, I have been poor recently, there is no way, bend my waist with Doumi, I only have to teach the son of the old Wang Ba at the head of our village, Xiao Wang Baba, ouch, that's a fool, it's too stupid, hey!

Little bastard. Come out! Students:

Feed! (said in the background) Zhao: Hurry up, it's time for class.

Student: I'm in Lababa. Zhao:

What else is this going on? Hurry up! Students:

Appearance) Hee Singing, 35 32 11) Zhao: The students I teach are all this kind of virtue, come on, come on, bring me a stool first. Students:

Hum (Zhao) Teacher is good! Zhao: What's your name?

Student: the teacher! Zhao:

Mr. Zhao! Student: Teacher!

Zhao: Mr. Zhao! Students:

the teacher! zhao:zh--ao--zhao student:

C--ao--cao! Zhao: Student:

Zhao: Mr. Zhao! Students:

the teacher! Zhao: Come on, come on, you sit down first.

Student: En, Zhao: What are you crying about?

Student: I'm singing. Zhao:

I thought you were crying? Student: Hmph!

Zhao: Okay, okay, don't cry (sing) Don't cry (sing) Let's review the lesson we took yesterday, okay? Students:

Good! Zhao: Yesterday we first learned a math, come, review, start, how many times is this?

than a finger) Student: A fritters! Zhao:

What about this? (more than 2 fingers) Student: A pair of chopsticks.

Search it up, our classmates have played a book that has no thieves in the world, and it's good I don't know where it came from.