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Funny sketch scripts for the service industry.

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I recommend "A Chinese Lesson", and I have also acted it.

A: I heard that you like to play chess.

B: That's right. A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: To A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: you!!

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly

Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad?

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher said

Sit down! Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now.

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student:

The weather is bad today. Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere."

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. Teacher:

Young. Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand." Student:

Lie down". Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road.

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. Teacher:

I picked up a dollar. Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." Student:

I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher. Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!"

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" Teacher:

It's not okay, it's illegal! Student: "That's okay, it's legal!"

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" Student:

Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong! Teacher: "You are stupid.

Student: "We're smart. Teacher:

Stop it! Student: "Go ahead!"

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it!

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more!

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" Student:

We're all geniuses, we say go ahead! Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!"

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" Teacher:

Students have to listen to the teacher! Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!"

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" Student:

Now let's get back to the practice! Teacher: "Are you all over the place?"

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" Teacher:

Then you stop! Stupid pig! Student:

Then let's move on! Talented! ”.

After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms. After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

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Holding a scanner in his hand and looking for a scanner.

Bank Clerk:

Two days ago, I met a benevolent brother and handed me a passbook: "Miss, pull the card for me and see how much money is in it?" "As soon as I knew the numbers inside, I immediately raised my voice an octave:"Ah, why is there only this money, I haven't mentioned it! "

I had to patiently point to the passbook and explain to him:"You see, a sum of money was withdrawn on a certain day in a certain year, a certain month..."

I didn't mention it! Who mentioned it? "

Oh, it doesn't matter, you give me all the money, I don't want to put it in your bank! What the hell, there are fewer and fewer banknotes! "

·· Then please enter your password. "He pressed it and it showed that the password was wrong. "Yes? My password hasn't been changed, how can it be wrong? You can't swallow my money, you have to give it back to me! "

I'm already about to faint, but I have to pretend to be kind :"Did you bring your ID with you? I really can't think of it, so I can change the password. "

As a result, this guy jumped three feet high:"So who will carry the important documents with them! What if you get picked up by the bad guys? You are really confused, I want to change the counter, and I have to complain about you! "

"Peak Showdown" is definitely Liang Chun funny, it's a bit long, Oak Henai more than 20 minutes, if you want, leave an email, and I'll send you a pat.