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Anonymous users2024-02-06The 20 scariest quotes in the operating room.
1, wow, he's a man for a long time!
2. Where did the cigarette butt in my mouth go?
3. Take the axe and open your eyes!
4. I heard that kidneys are worth a lot recently!
5. Is this beating with only the heart or the lungs!
6. Where is the original location of the intestines?
7. Let's take a break and then come to surgery.
8. What is the blood type of this patient?
9. How could there be a power outage!
10. Let's get off work!
11, xx, I have to reopen the knife, my scissors are gone!
12. What kind of cuts look good?
13. Hey, what did you take from his stomach?
14. Hurry up and get the book, I forgot what this organ is called!
15. Forget it, forget it, let's make it and sew it up!
16, this guy only gives 100 yuan red envelopes!
17, why is this knife so blunt, it has to be cut again!
18, isn't it, why is there an extra organ, how can this organ be stupid?
19. Go get a piece of pigskin.
20. It's only 2 o'clock now, and I'll get off work in a few hours.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05During an English class, I was half-asleep and the teacher asked me, "Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?" ”
Dizzy, how do I know, I had to guess one: "Well, fruit ......."”
The teacher's voice was an octave higher: "What? ”
Fortunately, I was clever, and quickly saw the wind and steered: "It's a vegetable, a vegetable!" ”
The teacher finally couldn't bear it anymore: "I'm asking you to translate this sentence!" ”
2. A medical school professor gives a lecture to the interns: "In order to make more accurate judgments, it is necessary to understand the patient's genetic history. ”
The next day, an intern asked a patient who had just arrived, "How did you hurt your leg?" ”
Answer: "The car hit." ”
Intern: "Did your father or grandfather get hit by a car?" ”
3. A foreign student participated in the "Mandarin Speech Contest" at the university, and his opening remarks were as follows: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have to apologize to you first of all, I don't speak Mandarin well. My relationship with your Chinese language is like my relationship with my wife, I love it but I can't control it.
4. Teacher: "The dormitory health inspection will start soon, what should you do if your sheets are so dirty?" ”
Squad leader: "Turn it over and deal with it." ”
Student: "It's all turned over!" ”
5. When the transcript is issued: Who cries the most in the seat? Jiangzhou Sima Qing shirt wet.
When cheating in exams: Don't dare to speak loudly, for fear of shocking the heavens.
The teacher asked the question: After a long time, he came out, still holding the pipa and half-covering his face.
Longing for university: I am haggard for Yi, and I will not regret the gradual widening of my clothes.
Review book: The paper is shallow, and I never know that I have to do it.
Sleeping in class was asked: a word woke up the dreamer.
Students who were arrested late: They are all fallen people at the end of the world, why should they have known each other when they meet.
Look at the class **: The gentleman is frank, and the villain is often related.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Who dares to read this poem out in Mandarin and laugh until his stomach hurts!
A Chinese teacher read aloud an ancient poem by Lu You entitled "Lying Spring" to the students and asked the students to dictate it.
The Chinese teacher reads aloud as follows.
One student dictated the following.
Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid".
Dark plum and ghostly flowers, I have no culture.
Lying on the branch and hating the bottom, My IQ is very low, and I am like water in the distance, If you want to ask me who I am, it is easy to see through the spring green. A big stupid donkey.
The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green. I'm a stupid donkey
After reading it, if you laugh, (the corners of the mouth are also counted,) just turn one, if you don't laugh, then you are kind enough to turn one, if you laugh, you don't turn, it's embarrassing for friends...
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Some time ago, I had a little conflict with my grandfather. Later, I sincerely repented and bought something to compensate. When I arrived at my grandfather's house, my grandfather opened the door.
Me: "Grandpa, I was wrong. ”
Grandpa: "What is the grandfather, I don't have your grandfather." ”
Sentence formation is useful. A train passed in front of my house. And besides....And besides....
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