Give her some jokes that will make her happy, there are a lot of small jokes, and make you happy

There are a lot of little jokes to amuse you.

1.The spider is deeply in love with the ants, but when it expresses its affection, it is rejected, and the spider yells: Why?

Why is all this? The ant said timidly: My mother said, all the people who stay on the Internet all day are not 2

Zebra is deeply in love with the fawn, and when he expresses Hu Nai's love, he is refused, and Zebra yells: Why? Why is all this?

Xiaolu said timidly: My mother said that the tattoos are all bad teenagers. 3.

The snake loved Heng deeply to eliminate the turtle, but when he expressed his love, he was rejected, and the snake yelled: Why? Why is all this?

The turtle said timidly: My mother said that she is so poor that she can't even afford a vest for a man.

One day, Xiaohong was in math class, and the teacher asked, 1012, Xiao Ming said, 249, because you are not even as good as 25.

1. "Big Project.

Seven years after graduation, he finally took on a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, the construction period was two months, and the cost was 300,000 yuan, but it was necessary to advance. It was finally done at the end of last year. Today, when people go to acceptance, they are scolded to death, and they don't have any money to get it!

The drawings are reversed, and they are going to dig a well!

2, "Fracture".The doctor asks the patient how the fracture occurred. The patient said that I felt that there was sand in my shoes, so I held on to the telephone pole and shook my shoes. One of them passed by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two sticks!

3, "Casual Fate".A colleague asked: You're not young anymore, why aren't you looking for a girlfriend?

I said, "Let it be!"

My colleague said: You deserve to be single, and the monks in the temple all say so!

4, "Double Eleven".Wife: People's husband's Double 11 directly bought out her shopping cart, you look at you again.

Husband: Haha, I've actually been ready for a long time.

Wife: Do you want to surprise me? Tell me, what's in store for me?

Husband: I didn't buy anything, I'm ready to be scolded by you.

I missed the bus at work, so I ran after the bus, and a man on an electric car shouted next to the bus: "Come on!" "A warm current suddenly surged in my heart, and I just wanted to sigh at the beauty of this world, and the man continued to shout:

Based on your needs, I've carefully selected a few of the more amusing jokes as follows: 1I had diarrhea, I took a pack of tissues from my bag and ran to the toilet, and I cried when I got to the toilet. 2.

Father! It's your birthday! I'm so happy to be able to wash the dishes with you" "Kid!

Stop it! Next time you invite your dad to the restaurant for dinner, remember to bring money" 3The fish that had been raised for more than half a year died, and I was very sad, thinking that I must hold a grand funeral for it, bury it in the soil, afraid that the cat will dig it; Burial in water, I'm afraid of being caught by crabs...

After thinking about it again, I decided to give it a cremation, so I brought firewood and a lighter, who knew that the more roasted, the more fragrant... Forget it, let's eat and bury 4

Husband: Wife, I may have offended your dad at lunchtime. 』

Wife: What's wrong? 』

Husband: When I said the idiom "dog fights human power" during dinner, I choked on the rice and only spoke the first three words. 』

Wife: Then you apologize! 』

Husband: What's worse is that your dad asked me, "Are you talking about me?" ”。That's when I said the word "potential." 』

5.It is said that one day I had a stomachache, so I hurriedly went to the toilet, and after taking off my pants, I used it for a long time, and with a bang, I let out a loud fart. Then I heard the buddy in the pit next door:

Ahh I was scared by you just now, and the paper fell into the pit!

6.Before the exam, the children who studied well all said, "I'm going to take the exam!" If you don't study well, you can say "I'll go!"

It's an exam! After the exam, the children who had studied well said, "I'm done!" If you don't study well, you say, "Damn!"

Finished! ”7.When I was in the fifth grade of primary school, the homeroom teacher asked the first group of students: What nationality are you? The classmate said: "Yi nationality". Then he asked the second classmate who was dozing off, "What about you?" He replied in a daze, "Two clans."

8.I remember when I was in college, one night in a self-study class, I wanted my table leader to make a foreign appearance, so I pasted a piece of paper behind him, and the paper drew a pig. There was a very fat girl at the back table of him, and the fat girl laughed violently when she saw it, and the louder she laughed, the louder she laughed, and the class leader asked her why she laughed.

The fat girl smiled and pointed to the squad leader and said, "There's a pig ...... behind you."”

9.A little boy was taken to the hospital by his mother, and the doctor, in order to make the little boy less nervous, pointed to his ear and teased him: "Little friend, is this your nose?"

The little boy looked at the doctor, turned his head and said to his mother very seriously, "Mom, we need a different doctor 10."Xiang Piaopiao said that he sells 300 million cups a year, and the cups can circle the earth a few times when connected!

Lanzhou ramen smiled! The bibimbin sold in a month can be wrapped around the earth into a woolen ball!