What was the most embarrassing experience with my father in law?

My friend is a Ma Daha, and sometimes he talks without his brain, blurts out his mouth, and makes a lot of embarrassing things. My friend's wife is from outside the province, and my father-in-law has always been reluctant to marry his baby daughter far away, and at first he disagreed with their marriage, and he had a lot of complaints about his son-in-law; Later, they cooked raw rice and cooked rice, and only reluctantly agreed. After marriage, for the first time, I accompanied my wife to my mother-in-law's house, because he came to the door for the first time, and became a real family, my father-in-law attached great importance to it, and called a table of people to accompany him.

Suddenly, the dog, who saw a beggar in ragged clothes, got up and ran out and barked wildly. Everyone stopped and saw what was going on. At this time, the words "dog fighting human potential" flashed in my friend's mind, and after casually saying the three words "dog fighting people", he suddenly hiccuped, paused, and the whole audience was silent, so not embarrassed; His father-in-law was an anxious person, and he felt embarrassed, his face changed, and he glared at his friend and said:

What are you talking about? Scold me ?..He was scolded like a machine gun.

The key problem is that after his father-in-law just finished asking, his friend hiccuped and rushed out the last word in "dog fights people"! At that time, his father-in-law almost overturned the table.

When I was still a people's commune, the director of supply and marketing of our commune was a middle-aged man about forty years old, a foreigner, without a wife, and later met a divorced eldest sister through introduction, things went very smoothly, and we got married soon. Once he went to his father-in-law's house as a guest, took his wife with him, and carried gifts, because his parents-in-law persuaded him to have a few more glasses at the wine table, and stayed at his father-in-law's house at night. Due to different customs and habits, husbands and wives cannot live together at their parents-in-law's house, and the mother-in-law arranges for their mother and daughter to sleep in the same room, and the son-in-law and father-in-law sleep in the same room.

Sleeping to snoring, the son-in-law suddenly a carp swings its tail, jumps to the father-in-law's head, rides on the father-in-law and kisses wildly, the action is terrible, and the old father-in-law in his sleep is inexplicable, in the son-in-law's crazy movements, the father-in-law finally understands something, and struggles to give the son-in-law a bang, bang, two slaps ......After being woken up, the son-in-law knew that he had done something ugly, and he was so embarrassed that he quickly fled from his parents-in-law's house. Since then, the director of the supply and marketing cooperatives has never been to his parents-in-law's house ......

The most embarrassing time with my husband is, every day, we eat in the restaurant, suddenly a person walks over, and then his big hand strokes my shoulder, at this time I feel that although it is not, I feel in my heart that he is interested in us is wanting, just let's do it, you mean that my attitude is very strong, but after that incident, I found out that he is my father-in-law.

I think I am a person who likes to drink, I usually meet my father-in-law, who is very fond of drinking with him, and then one night we went to sit on the table, and then we went to drink together, and then my husband kept saying that he himself was not drunk, and then, he kept pulling me to drink with him, and then I myself was also a person who particularly likes to drink, and then we both drank together, and the result was in the end. I got drunk myself. Then the old man was not drunk, I was really embarrassed, I felt a little unable to raise my head, I drank a bottle of liquor myself and got drunk, and then the old man drank three bottles of liquor there before pouring.

You have to find that sometimes it is normal to do something embarrassing, because you don't know that the long wheel of history is rolling towards **, and you don't know who you have in the past who you will meet in the future. You will find it embarrassing or something, as if you have been meeting you and your husband eating at the same table, and he happened to catch the thing you wanted to clip. It's just a simple awkward thing.

The most embarrassing experience with my father-in-law should be the first time we met, I didn't recognize my father-in-law, but recognized another uncle who was talking with my wife as his father, and then my father-in-law He actually stood behind me, and I still can't forget the expression on my father-in-law's face at that time.

The most embarrassing thing about my husband must be when you don't know, when you don't know each other, the two of you still meet, and the two of you have a little dispute. You will find that when you appear to look at each other and smile. Perhaps it was the most embarrassing time.

Or maybe they met each other at the bathing center.

Soon after getting married, my wife went to live in my mother's house for a while, one afternoon I couldn't bear it, I went to my father-in-law's house to pick up my wife, it was almost night, my wife was ready to sleep, my father-in-law was not at home, I hurriedly drilled my wife's bed, just went in less than two minutes, my father-in-law came back, the door opened, I saw two of us a bed, that called an embarrassment!

The most embarrassing experience between me and my husband was that I was drunk once, and then, the whole person got carried away, and my husband called me brother, and then the next day after waking up, my wife told me about it, which really made me not dare to go to my father-in-law's house again for a month, and the whole person was so embarrassed that I couldn't speak.

I don't get along well with my father-in-law? Once I went to the bathing center, we actually met. Then our factory paid for him (888 Shuanglong Youfeng**). Then we became good friends, and my wife thought it was strange, how did the two people who were incompatible change?