Wandering away, 400 words essay, is the meaning of a typo and a joke

Chinese characters are vast and profound, and each character has its own specific pronunciation, meaning, and strokes. If you write Chinese characters incorrectly, it will not only tarnish the purity of the motherland's writing, but also make people puzzled and ridiculous.

I remember that the incident happened one day during the summer vacation of the third grade......

It was a cloudless day, and I had just finished my homework when I wanted to write a letter to my cousin. After the letter was written, I wanted to write "Do not fold" on the envelope, but it was vaguely written "Do not open". After the letter was sent, I waited with joy for my cousin's reply.

The content of the reply letter puzzled my mother and me: Cousin, we haven't seen each other for a month, I didn't expect your language level to decline greatly! If I didn't know you, no one would dare touch your letter!

I hurriedly called** and asked my cousin what was going on, and my cousin just smiled and hung up**. A few days later, I received another letter from my cousin, and when I opened it, it contained the envelope I had sent to my cousin. The two eye-catching words on the envelope - "Do not open" made my mother and her smile before and backwards, and my face became hot.

My stomach hurts when I laugh, hahaha! ”

Oh, don't laugh! ”

You created this joke yourself, you can't laugh at it! ”

I was speechless......This experience made me understand that Chinese characters are the sacred words of our motherland, and that if we want to learn the language well, we must use and write Chinese characters correctly, and strive not to let typos appear, otherwise we will make jokes and embarrass ourselves!

Xiao Ming said that yesterday, my mother took me to the botanical garden and saw a very big tree, so a few people could hold him and eat a pound.

I don't report you, do you take it.

Xiao Ming wrote a diary and said: I saw a piece of dog shit at the door of my house today, and I ate a pound.

Xiao Ming often writes an umbrella as his life, once it rained, he didn't bring an umbrella, so he asked his classmate to bring a note to his mother, Xiao Ming wrote: Mom, I don't have a life, I can't go home, please help me send my life.

, Xiao Ming, once I didn't bring an umbrella, so I left one with my mother, and wrote a note to my mother, I am dead, don't use it to pick me up.

The motherland's spoken and written language has a long history and a long history, and it is so colorful, so vivid and interesting. But if you make a typo, it's a bad thing, and it's going to make a joke.

I once saw this joke in a book: Feng Di wrote two diaries, and the first one he wrote was: "I went to the buffet with my parents, and because I was so hungry, I devoured it."

This time I really ate a ton (meal). The second diary he wrote was: "Today, I went to play with my friends.

Suddenly, I saw a pile of garbage in the corner of the street, and I was really taken aback. "Haha, you're going to laugh out loud when you see this story, right? However, these seemingly funny stories are all caused by some typos.

Typos make jokes, I have not only read in books, but also experienced them myself. One day, I passed by a small shop with a sign next to it: "There are stators for sale here."

At this time, I always feel that something is wrong? Oh, is it a nail? Yes, it's nails.

Is there anything called a stator in the world? It should be a nail! I walked into the store and looked, and as I expected, the so-called "stator" on the sign was a nail.

Chinese characters are like jumping notes in musical scores, and they are like elves full of aura, dancing happily on the paper, and their postures are so beautiful and charming. As the descendants of the motherland, we must protect these little elves full of aura. So, let's stay away from typos and purify the language of the motherland!

Xiao Ming always makes typos and can be said to be the king of typos. One day, in order to exercise his ability to correct and write mistakes, the teacher said, "Xiao Ming, you can write whatever I say."

Got it? Xiao Ming said, "Understood! So the teacher said: "Comparison is forbidden." Xiao Ming wrote:

fart and eat shit, I suggest you watch "Ah Yuan", which has many plots of typos. The above sentence is something I thought about urgently, and it may not be funny.

Typo jokes.

Mike: I've been in China for almost three months, and I've learned Chinese pretty well. Today, I went shopping by myself without a translator! No problem! No problem!

Narrator: After a day of shopping, head back to the hotel.

The foreigner said to the interpreter: "Jay Chou, you Chinese are really confident. ”

Translator Jay Chou asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The foreigner said: "Every time I walk a few streets today, I can see some big signs that say, China is very good, China is very good at business, China is very good at agriculture, China is very good at construction, China is very good at transportation, and Chinese people are very good." ”

Translator Jay Chou: Hahaha! Mike! You read it wrong! It is Bank of China, Commercial Bank of China, Agricultural Bank of China, China Construction Bank, Bank of Communications, People's Bank of China.

Mike: I almost fainted when I covered my mouth and opened my eyes wide.

There was a gentleman surnamed "Shi", he thought he was very powerful, so he wrote the upper couplet: "The fine feather poultry died after the brick" and others came out of the lower couplet, and a person saw the couplet, so he replied: "Mr. Shi, the coarse beast".

The customer is afraid to see and cooperate with it; Soon [to buy a ticket ticket ticket good; Why are you doing the United States, hehe, the reply is very good, the reply is very calm, oh, the bonus is well distributed, oh, oh, hello, in front of the TV; The sense of distance takes into account Gusu and Gansu Province, and the Three Kingdoms is also vs. dysdcssv.

A meeting was held in a township, and because of the homonym, the village chief said: "Rabbits, shrimp, don't want melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, villagers, don't speak, now the meeting is open.)

The host said: "Pickles please sausage and pulp melon." (Now I give the floor to the head of the township.)

Once in English class, the teacher was calling the word school, student A would not write the homonym of the word, I wanted to write "four holes", but because "holes" could not be written, I drew 4 holes, student B looked strange and added a 0 casually, it became 5 holes, the teacher in class called A to read school, A picked up the book and counted, saying: 5 holes! The audience burst into laughter !.

Taro chicken is a famous dish in Chongqing, and it is said that the inventor is in a certain place in Shuangbei, Chongqing, and has applied for a patent. Nowadays, many restaurants sell this dish.

One day, in order to entertain foreign merchants, Wang Erhu made a special trip to eat taro chicken. Wang Erhu saw a big bowl of taro chicken on the table, tried to take out a piece of taro and put it in his mouth, he felt that it was smooth and delicious, but he didn't chew it, so he found the boss and said: How do you "fill the number indiscriminately"!

The boss said: I don't brag, I don't blow the sheng, I specialize in selling taro chicken, my taro chicken is good because it is "rotten", quite "Huoba"! I'm not indiscriminate, sir, are you misusing the idiom! Taro ≠ squirt.

PruritusThere is a person who has a disease, the itch is unbearable, and he has no choice but to go to the doctor.

The doctor asked him what was wrong, and he was embarrassed to say it, so he scratched the itch with his hand. After the doctor's examination, he wrote on the prescription: pruritus! The patient saw it and hurriedly pleaded: Doctor, I'm not angry, just itchy! ≠ sassy.