A word typo, a joke

bye—bye! Disgusting words! Hateful exams! Poor old mom and dad! I'm going to sleep with my baby pillow in my arms!

Mmmm—it smells so good—".

Hey? Here's this**? I asked in a daze.

The buildings here are made up of kanji, the trees and roads are made up of kanji, and the trees are also made up of kanji. But these Chinese characters are either missing arms and legs, or they are drawing snakes and adding feet, which is really strange. Suddenly, a voice rang in my ears:

Hello! Welcome to the kingdom of typos. "A man walked out, and I saw a label on his chest that said "Strange Travel".

Hahaha! 'Tour guide' is written as 'different tour'! I burst out laughing.

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "What's so strange? This is the kingdom of typos. I've been waiting here for a long time, and our king has known you're here today. I'm your tour guide, and it's up to me to take you on a tour of our Typo Kingdom today.

He led the way, and I couldn't help but be curious, and hurried after him to see what kind of world the Typo Kingdom was.

When I entered the gate of the Typo Kingdom, I looked up and saw that my stomach hurt with laughter, and there were five big characters written "Mischief Kingdom", which seemed to be worthy of its name.

The "alien traveler" asked puzzledly, "Is there any problem?" ”

No ......It's nothing. I snickered.

Along the way, there are quite a lot of shops here, such as "Gnawing German Machine", "Street Supermarket", "Police Tea Bureau". "Block Music Library" ......Exotic full of typos, some of which baffle me.

Under the guidance of "Strange Travel", I walked into the library, and there was a copy of "Red Number Dream" on the shelf. Hey? I've only seen Dream of Red Mansions, never seen 'Red Number Dream'.

I picked it up and read it, there are so many typos in it, "Mrs. Jia Xianzhejiang Yangzhou Cheng (Yangzhou City)", Hu Yongyi (Hu Yongyi) used tiger and wolf medicine indiscriminately", "Fake and Exist (Jia Yucun) Boils down to the dream of red numbers (Lou)" ......It's really a "typo".

I walked out of the bookstore, and suddenly, my stomach was in a big mess, so I entered a restaurant, picked up the menu, and almost fainted with anger. It reads: Turning eggplants and stealing eggs, spicy bucket payment, Xianggu meat cheating, iron plate swimming fish, Shaguo pork ......I'm full without eating!

I ran out of the hotel, trying to escape because I felt helpless and horrible about the typo. Suddenly, a group of policemen came running and grabbed me and escorted me to the king. The king said:

I see that you usually make a lot of typos, so why don't you stay here. Our kingdom is perfect for you to play with your typos. ”

Don't! Oh my God, what should I do? Quick, save me! "I shouted.

Get up! "Mom stood on the edge of the bed and shook me awake.

I rubbed my sleepy eyes and asked in horror, "What's wrong?" ”

I'm going to be late for school! ”

Yes! "I hurriedly got out of bed, got dressed and ran to school.

This dream made me, a master of "typos", wake up from a dream. Language is the link between people; Language is a bridge between people; Language is the crystallization of people together. So, please write every word well, otherwise there will be a lot of unnecessary jokes and trouble.

It's painful to rest, rest, and the flesh feels dynamic, but the quota has passed.