About writing a little diary of jokes Write a little diary of telling jokes to your family

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "How much is 1+1=?" "Xiao Ming doesn't know. I went home and asked my mother, my mother was stir-frying, and Xiao Ming asked my mother, "How much is 1+1=?" Mom said "Bastard". Xiao Ming knew that "1+1=bastard!" ”

Xiao Ming went to ask his father again, his father was drinking, and Xiao Ming asked his father, "How much is 1+1=?" Dad said, "Cool." Xiao Ming knows that "1+1=cool".

Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, his sister was singing Brother Guo, and Xiao Ming asked his sister: "How much is 1+1=?" The sister said, "Rise up and do not want to be slaves." Xiao Ming knew that "1+1 = people who rise up and don't want to be slaves." ”

Xiao Ming went to ask his younger brother again, his younger brother was singing a nursery rhyme, and Xiao Ming asked his younger brother: "How much is 1+1=?" The younger brother said, "Little rabbit, open the door." "Xiao Ming knows" 1+1=Little Rabbit obediently and opened the door. ”

To find out what's next, listen to the next breakdown.

Saturday, June 23 Sunny.

Nameless joke (2).

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "How much is 1+1=?" Xiao Ming said

Bastard"; The teacher gave Xiao Ming a slap, and Xiao Ming said: "Cool"; The teacher fell, and Xiao Ming said, "Rise up and those who do not want to be slaves"; The teacher shut Xiao Ming out of the door, and Xiao Ming said:

The little rabbit obediently opened the door. ”

B's mother's words: This is what Xiao Yi wrote down after listening to the jokes told by his classmates.

Hey, to be honest, Xiao Yi is saying that I'm typing, and I'm completely confused, but, unexpectedly, Xiao Yi can talk about it to the truth, and B's mother also admires it, and it is worthy of thinking about watching TV every day.

One student had 10 yuan to buy something in the store, and another said, "You can bring me a bag of food, as long as it's spicy." That one brought a bag of chili peppers!

1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?

1: Every day she pouts this mouth.

2: Pouting?

1: Ah, she's like this

2: What is this for?

1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?

2: And what about what she says?

1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.

2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?

1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.

2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?

1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.

2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).

1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.

2: What's your last name, girl?

1: Surname Wu

2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.

2: What's your name, girl?

1: Gourd

2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

2: And how old are you?

1:25

2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?

1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.

1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.

2: Who is in your family?

1: Parents

2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?

1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!

2: Do you have a partner?

1: Pinch toot

2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?

1: Second uncle

2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?

1: Department store

2: Wrong, it's a department store.

1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.

2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?

1: Buy vinegar

2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?

1: Baked sweet potato

2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?

1: It's all sprinkled

2: Hey, open your mouth !!

Good men don't fight with women, and good men don't fight with women.

1 Typo 2 Use the wrong idiom (Little Swallow Patent) 3 Create a plot that makes a mistake 4 The characters in the play don't understand anything and always make jokes.

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