Jokes about yoremi milk tea, the dangers of yoremi milk tea

Updated on amusement 2024-03-17
6 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    Here are a few jokes about Yoremi milk tea::

    1.Why do you like Yoremi? Because after drinking Yoremi, I don't know who I am.

    2.Yoremi milk tea allows you to drink a good mood, a good complexion, and a good figure.

    3.Some people say that Yoremi milk tea is high in sugar, but I just like its sweetness.

    4.If you are bored with life, then have a cup of Yoremi milk tea, because there is nothing that cannot be solved with a cup of milk tea.

    5.I'm a quiet person and don't like to be busy, so I choose Yoremi milk tea to accompany me.

    6.Yoremi milk tea, my source of happiness, a cup in hand, I have happiness.

    7.I think the advertising slogan of Yoremi milk tea should be changed to: Yoremi milk tea, one bite will make you forget all your troubles.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    Q: What am I you?

    A: You're my Yoremi.

    Q: So you can hold me in the palm of your hand?

    A: No, you can throw it away after drinking.

    Adaptation: Q: What am I to you.

    A: You are my Master Kong.

    Q: So I'm instant noodles?

    A: So I can soak you.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    1. Milk tea contains a certain amount of undesirable substances such as flavors and pigments, and if you drink a large amount, it is very bad for the body.

    2. Milk tea contains a lot of sugar, trans fatty acids and saturated fats. Trans fatty acids increase the risk of cardiovascular disease.

    3. Compared with ordinary milk, the protein content of milk tea is very low, and it lacks calcium, B vitamins and vitamins A and D required by the human body, and the nutritional value is very low.

    4. Excessive consumption of milk tea may have a negative impact on children's intellectual development and make them easy to get fat.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    1. Scene 1: Cafe.

    Yu Chen: What am I you?

    Jayron: You're my Yoremi

    Yu Chen: It turns out that I am milk tea

    Jayron: That way, I can hold you in the palm of my hand.

    Jay: Love her, of course you want Yoremi!

    2. Scenario 2: Bus stop.

    Yu Chen: How far is forever?

    Jay: As long as the heart is beating, it will always be far, far away......

    Yu Chen: Your heart is beating fast

    Jayron: It's a secret because you're my Yoremi.

    3. Scenario 3: School.

    Yu Chen: What do you like about me?

    Jay: I like you to be elegant, happy, and beautiful

    Yu Chen: You're talking about Yoremi milk tea

    Jayron: You're my Yoremi

    4. Scene 4: Yu Chen's monologue.

    Thinking of the days with you, the empty cherry blossoms are filled with the sweetness of Yoremi milk tea.

    In the palm of your hand, holding our agreement, waiting for your return.

    I will always be your Yoremi. Mausoleum.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    Scene 1: CafeYu Chen: What am I you?

    Jayron: You're my Yoremi

    Yu Chen: It turns out that I am milk tea

    Jayron: That way, I can hold you in the palm of my hand.

    Jay: Love her, of course you want Yoremi!

    Scenario 2: Bus stopYu Chen: How far is forever?

    Jay: As long as the heart is beating, it will always be far, far away......

    Yu Chen: Your heart is beating fast

    Jayron: It's a secret because you're my Yoremi.

    Scenario 3: Bus stop"What does romance taste like? ”

    Romance is like a transparent coconut fruit, swirling in the thick warmth of Yoremi milk tea. ”

    The more you drink, the more you taste. ”

    The warm and romantic taste of Yoremi milk tea. ”

    Scene 4: Jay's monologueThe snow covers the road when it came, but it can't erase the memories that have you.

    Yu Chen: How far is it forever, you always like to ask questions at that time.

    Yu Chen: It turns out that I am milk tea! Jayron: That way, I can hold you in the palm of my hand.

    Yu Chen: What am I you?

    Reality) Jay: You'll always be my Yoremi.

    Scenario 5: Island StationYang Ji Yeon: Wow, so happy.

    Jayron: Trust me, I'm going to make you happy too.

    Yang Ji Yeon: Huh? Why not the happiest.

    Jayron: I'm the happiest with you.

    Scenario 6: SchoolYu Chen: What do you like about me?

    Jay: I like you to be elegant, happy, and beautiful

    Yu Chen: You're talking about Yoremi milk tea.

    Jayron: You're my Yoremi

    Scene 7: Yu Chen's monologueWhen I think of the days with you, the air is filled with the sweetness of Yoremi milk tea.

    In the palm of your hand, holding our agreement, waiting for your return. I will always be your Yoremi.

    Classic advertising slogan: the happiness of holding hands for the first time, the love held in the palm of the hand, milk tea, I just want Yoremi!

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    "Youlemei" is a milk tea product launched by Guangdong Xizhilang Group, which is a ready-to-brew milk tea that came out in 2007. The following is the classic advertising slogan of Yoremi milk tea that I brought to you, welcome to read.

    Version 1: Jay's monologueWhen the snow cover came'road, but can't erase the memories that have you.

    Memories) Yu Chen: How far away is forever.

    At that time, you were always asking questions.

    Yu Chen: It turns out that I am milk tea!

    Jayron: That way, I can hold you in the palm of my hand.

    Yu Chen: What am I you?

    Reality) Jay: You'll always be my Yoremi.

    Version 2: Yuchen MonologuesWhen I think of the days with you, the air is filled with the sweetness of Yoremi milk tea.

    In the palm of your hand, holding our agreement, waiting for your return. I will always be your Yoremi.

    Version 3: Bus stopsYu Chen: How far is forever?

    Jay: As long as the heart is beating, it will always be far, far away......

    Yu Chen: Your heart is beating fast

    Jayron: It's a secret. Because you are my Yolomy.

    Version 4: Island StationYang Ji Yeon: Wow, so happy. Jayron: Trust me, I'm going to make you happy too.

    Yang Ji Yeon: Huh? Why not the happiest.

    Jayron: I'm the happiest with you.

    Version 5: CafeYu Chen: What am I you?

    Jayron: You're my Yoremi

    Yu Chen: It turns out that I am milk tea

    Jayron: That way, I can hold you in the palm of my hand.

    Jay: Love her, of course you want Yoremi!

    Version 6: SchoolYu Chen: What do you like about me?

    Jayron: I like you to be elegant. Happy, and beautiful.

    Yu Chen: You're talking about Yoremi milk tea.

    Jayron: You're my Yoremi

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